Garlic Bread Religion

All hail our lord and savior Garlic Bread

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Some love

Just a small show of love for all my fellow peeps of the LGBTQ+ community

Keep going

Be brave, be strong, be proud of yourself

You deserve a good life and a bright future(And garlic bread), like everybody else

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A poem about garlic bread

Garlic Bread

Best Bread

Very good

I cronch the Bread

In my bed

All hail Garlic Bread

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It’d be even better with garlic bread

I want one

If I die I’ll get buried in it

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The 13 Commandments

I. I(Garlic bread) am the lord thy God. Thou shalt be allowed to have other Gods than me for we stan religious toleration. 

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any hideous images.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy God in vain.

IV. Remember everyday, to keep life interesting and meaningful.

V. Honor thy father and mother, thy friends, thy family, and thy helpers who make thy life better.

VI. Thou shalt not hate based on gender, race, religion, sexual orientation and any other factors.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

VIII Thou shalt not commit human rights violations.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods and loved ones.

XI. Thou shalt treat others kindly and expect kind treatment in return.

XII. Thou shalt atone for thy mistakes.

XIII. Thou shalt consume garlic bread, the more the better.