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this is gagobears

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

gloomsday

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

triprobellant-deactivated201709

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

ceruleanheaven

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

cheaphalloweencostume

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

cheaphalloweencostume

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

cheaphalloweencostume

i cant fucking do this

cheaphalloweencostume

team used napkin and mold spore

fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

depsidase

kosmogrl

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

rylandgraces

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

kuylar

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

acerby

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

the spell worked

tokkibean

writing fic for the first time: omg okay this is the pinnacle of my ao3 career i must research extensively & make sure the characterisation is ON POINT & write abt deep profound themes

writing fic for the 7162th time: (at 1am) (incoherently) hehe what if they all became broccoli