♘кηιgнт⎧ AP, Semi-Hiatus ⎭ @garnetdesolation-archive - Tumblr Blog

Consider this blog officially archived and as dead as Xerxes Break. Thought I would come back eventually, but some people in this fandom left a foul taste in my mouth and I honestly don’t want anything to do with it anymore. Take your overdramatic bullshit and shove it up your asses. So much for friends. If you’re going to dump me out of fucking nowhere at least have a good damn reason. But lmao oh fuckin well. Guess I’m just a jaded bitch, anymore-- I used to just step away from the bullshit but damn has this been a long time coming. Dueces, assholes.

#:^)

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“50 points to Slytherin for the sass.” He’s so proud of his former house~

#slyleia #ACCEPT MY LOVE YOU SHIT #okay you dont HAVE to respond #/but i approve from a distance/

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Kicks m’ leggy up real high

#extends leggy to caress your face #kadan~#♘кηιgнт⎧ Out of Sweets ⎭

SELF-KNOWLEDGE QUESTIONNAIRE

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INDEPENDENCE You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’.

AGGRESSION One part of your character is anger in all its forms: frustration, outrage – and when anger is suppressed – bitterness, grumpiness, and bodily aches. Fundamentally, frustration comes from hope: you get upset because you expect your life will be more than a valley of tears. One way to deny aggression is to direct it inwards, as self-criticism. But you’re at your best when you acknowledge anger, and act it out clearly and in a focused way, with honour.

EXHIBITIONISM There’s a strand in your nature which loves making an impression – perhaps with your clothes, or conversation, or in a self-revealing blog or a novel. You like to dramatise yourself, to pose as a unique, perhaps mysterious person, to joke or exaggerate your part in adventures. Though you might more than once have been called a show off, it is actually a generous tendency: you want to please and entertain others. It could be the start of good teaching and leadership.

#IM FUCKING DYING AT SELECTIVE IRRESPONSIBILITY #THA T IS EXACTLY MY MUSE #♘кηιgнт⎧ Headcanon ⎭

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#♘кηιgнт⎧ Out of Sweets ⎭

“ My anaconda don’t want none unless you GOT BUNS, HUN. ”

SMACKS ALL OF THEM BOOTIES ON THE DASH--

#♘кηιgнт⎧ Crack ⎭#♘кηιgнт⎧ Open ⎭#:'^)#My son

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SWOOPS IN AND SMACKS THAT ASS

garnetdesolation said: WAIT NO

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“ Tonight is the night I die.... But at least I got to touch that plush posterior. ”

Goodbye world

#calciferisms #♘кηιgнт⎧ Save ⎭#I BLAME CHI-- I WAS TRYING TO TOUCH CLEAR'S ASS NOT CALCIFER'S #BUT I'M GLAD I MADE YOUR NIGHT JFC

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ohoho~ What is this~? Is miss Lottie interested in my dynamics~?

#thecharlottebaskerville #:^)c

Kawaii in the streets...

Senpai in the sheets.

#♘кηιgнт⎧ Crack ⎭

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“That’s actually kind of surprising of—” Wait just a second. Did he just say–

“How long does it take for most people to kick you out–??” ( Just when she was about to be pleasantly surprised by her own mother. )

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“ You’ve met Gilbert, yes? You’ve seen his brooding moods. I’m no stranger to cupboard doors being slammed in my face. ” Be pleasantly surprised, Asha. Have some faith in your maternal unit.

#tenaciousquaintrelle #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh…that is…so d i s g u s t i n g…

“I don’t want any dentures! Who would? …You?”

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It’s not disgusting if you’re blind. Emily vehemently disagrees.

“ I wouldn’t honestly care~ As long as I can still enjoy sweets, then I’m content~ "

#calciferisms

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It looked so disgusting. Does this guy really eat this crap?

“Are you nuts? If I took a bite outta this, all’a my teeth would fall out.”

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“ Your loss~ ” Just don’t think less of him for shoving the entire plate into his mouth.

“ Aha... My stomach hates me already~ So what if your teeth fall out? Dentures exist~ ”

#calciferisms #HE'S DONE WORSE THINGS CONSIDER THIS ONE A BLESSING

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“Oh- gross! What is that supposed to be?”

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“ Mushed up coffee cake with cheesecake... Chocolate pudding... There are gummy worms in there, too... Some kind of cookies.... I think there’s some weird fruit in here, too, that I sliced up. Either that or it was carrots. Wanna try a bite~? ” Please say no, this (visually) horrendous concoction was something he was quite proud of.

#calciferisms #Break can't cook worth shite-- so instead he just throws odd things together on a plate and hopes for the best

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“‘Fat-Roll’?” the android repeated, his brows quirking upwards as the pudgy puppy squirmed in his arms. “That’s an…interesting name.”

It wasn’t. It really wasn’t. And Clear was beginning to wonder how long Xerxes hid the dog from him, where he was hidden, and exactly what kind of canine mischief did the hatter have to deal with until today?

“But I don’t think I could get used to calling him something like ‘Fat Roll.’ Perhaps something a little…nicer?”

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“ Ren 2.0, then? With all of the same adorable, fluffy features your friend has, except in actual puppy form! ”

Break stood up, brushing off his coat before flopping down to the bed, “ I’m not good with animal names. If I had the choice I’d use human names... Purly for the humor in it. ‘Dammit, William, what did I tell you about peeing on the floor?’ or ‘Robert~ Robert~ Come on~ Do you want a treat~?’.” He only noticed the puppy’s immediate perking up to the name (or rather, the mention of treats) when the bulldog all but climbed up to Clear’s shoulders and dive-bombed his belly.

“ I think he likes the name Robert. ”

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