Let’s Wrestle

My blog for musings about my man musk, farts and thinking about wrestling weaklings and making them submit to my stink. DMs open for fun and games (no minors)

[gassywrestler4u]

What if instead of a gym membership you pay me to show up to your place after work and wrestle you until we’ve both had a sweaty workout?

Then loser huffs the winners farts (spoilers: I always win)

[gassywrestler4u]

Good morning rumbles 🥱

[gassywrestler4u]

Eat my ass while I full you up with farts

[gassywrestler4u]

What foods give you the worst smelling farts?

Pizza… which I had last night so 😷

[gassywrestler4u]

Pre-poop farts for you dirty little sniffers. Who wants to be my toilet paper afterwards?

[gassywrestler4u]

POV you’re trapped in the bathroom cubicle with me

[gassywrestler4u]

Judging by my likes/follows there are many trans girls who are into my farts.

So I just want to say, you’re so valid. And I’d gladly let you take a sniff 💪💨

My DMs are also open if you need a stinky friend. It’s rough out there.

[gassywrestler4u]

Besides pinning a guys face under your ass, how else to you like to pin a guy down?

Knees on arms with bulge in face 😆 either that or you’re getting put in the Texas Cloverleaf

[gassywrestler4u]

can you please write a short story about turning your fart slut into your toilet?

Yeah sure, next time I’m bored and horny 😉

[gassywrestler4u]

what do you think about being in the middle of dominating someone with your farts and you decide to give them an involuntary upgrade to toilet?, i can just imaging your hole slowly opening up and before you realise what is going on you sit down full weight so they have no choice but to obey

I think it would be too tempting not to 😆 it’s the natural progression for a fart slut.

[gassywrestler4u]

My ideal sub would own a home gym and live close by. Having a gym sub to bully and boss around in private would be incredible.

The urinal would be their mouth and the shower would be their tongue.

Imagine getting the privilege to clean all the sweat right out of my gym fresh ass crack every single session.

[gassywrestler4u]

How much for dirty undies?

I think 2 hundred’s a fair price for greatness. The Champ’s got bills to pay just like everyone else 😆

[gassywrestler4u]

A fun idea I’ve always had is getting paid to show up at someone’s hotel room, take a dump and then leave them to do whatever they want with that for the rest of the night.

I show up, maybe get them to buy me a drink at the hotel bar (to get the pee flowing). When I’m ready, we go up to the room. I fill up a glass with piss for them, they can smell my pre-dump farts, take a shit for them wherever they want it, grab my money and leave.

Knowing the person will be cumming themselves stupid over the gift I left is powerful 😆

[gassywrestler4u]

What’s your favorite way to pin someone down before you make them take your farts to the face?

Ass over your face, knees pinning your arms, while hooking both of your legs. No where for you to go

[gassywrestler4u]

What would you do if we wrestled and you realized I was losing on purpose? Would i get punished worse for my defeat?

Just for being sneaky, you’d have to be my personal, post match toilet. If you need farts badly enough to throw the match, I’m assuming you’re ready for more…

[gassywrestler4u]

POV: Your Boss got a standing desk and this the only answer they give to your questions now.

You’re gonna be at ass level for the rest of your career and you know it’s all you deserve. If you’re lucky he might ask you to clean it for him but for now you’re only worthy of sniffing.

[gassywrestler4u]

Let’s say you and I have a match. I’ve been cocky and pushing your buttons about it all week. So you’re feeling particularly cruel and vengeful. What foods would you eat before our match to ensure that it gets uncomfortably warm and wet? That is, if you can pin me.

Egg mayo gives me the worst farts 😷 and don’t think I won’t play dirty to get the pin. I’m not above going for a low blow to get the upper hand. The new dirtiest player in the game, in more ways than one 💨