gastroentred

essentially stupid

[mr0f]

I'm trying to remember how to draw

P.S. I will consider this canon until Americans stop calling all white people caucasians

[a-galaxy-away]

[infridin]

this tweet and ratio are sending me lmaoo

[nat-but-free]

am i funny

[aphotisms]

id get kicked out of eden for telling you what adam and eva did to the snake

[northpearl4core]

Taps glass. Can I get a uhhhhhhh uhhh stage manaburr ☺️☺️☺️ or js present leslie burr anything of he

me and my fleeting memory of the bestieeeeeee

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[wayneradiotv]

weird predicament when you desperately want new players to try your niche game and when they actually DO you pull some soulless shit on them without even realizing. I'm sorry thorke don't uninstall please please it's good i swear i swear you just have to hit the goblin next time

[redpandarascal]

[lunius-art]

Welcome to silly little Hannibal comic, goodnight

[jarpp7]

anatomy pracitce i thjink

[mr0f]

- Excuse me, sir, I think the doc has been cold for half an hour

[twwizzlerr]

texas toast tuesday #27

[goodieprocter]

This one made me laugh hard enough that it gets to skip the queue and get posted immediately

inspiration

EWC by @justcakethanks

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"