Yikesss.

1992. She/her. Libra. Mumma x2. London Town.

[doomreturn]

WITCHES' SABBATH Part 1

Illustrations by Jack Wilson

[sickjacket]

having fun with the laboratory danger sign generator

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[embervoices]

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

[aestheticsfuture]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

[cyber-seagull404]

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

[teaboot]

ITS A FUCKING QUILT GUYS

[angel-starbeam]

I see the stitches!

[floofybitch]

https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

#rolling like a hot dog on the ocean floor#a state we can all aspire to

it is gorgeous

[3liza]

very funny to imagine the prehistoric women depicted in "venus figurines" being told they are "morbidly obese" by modern physicians. listen to me neolithic matriarch. you are fat. hunting wild game and knapping flint axes and walking 4 miles a day is not enough exercise. you have prediabetes and need to eat under 1500kcal or you will die. tsk tsk. your sleep hygiene is bad. you look at the fire too much at bedtime

[cinemagal]

Trivia for Rear Window (1954) dir Alfred Hitchcock

[lasaraconor]

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

[johnnythehorsepart2]

The original inspiration.

[poonyo]

You can’t remember your name? No, but for some reason I remember yours. Spritied Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[nevver]

Your moment of Zen, Morimura Ray

[jadeseadragon]

Ray Morimura [a.k.a. Rei Morimura] (Japanese, b. 1948)

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[penelopecruz-russia]

[english-history-trip]

The buxom, fighting, free-living, and generally scandalous ladies of Illustrated Police News (1896-1898)

(Courtesy of @yesterdaysprint)

[velvetloser]

Comic I made about doing psychedelics as a depressed trans burnout and briefly visiting another, kinder dimension. Download for PWYC on itch.io! Also on Twitter and Instagram

[noonesgaylikegatson]

[were--ralph]

I want what they have

[ringneckedpheasant]

the final photos are so cute x