@kamradumb

chris kamrada. 🥁🥁 ((fake af don’t follow))

[dawgette]

a million youtube tutorials later i finally gave myself bangs and i don’t totally hate them so be nice to me it’s my first time being a woman with bangs and as you can probably tell i’m not sure how to act

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[perriaeyjeve]

[papayajuan2019]

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

[gatorrave]

how many dry shots of pre workout will it take to make me fly

[gatorrave]

hey so it’s your birthday and i am gonna make sure everyone fucking knows it (: @dawgette are you ready for some sap.

hi my forever parasite. it’s your birthday. this is truly my favorite day of the whole year because it’s your day and you’re my favorite person. can you believe we’ve gotten here already? it feels like just yesterday i kissed you for the first time then had to leave for what seemed like forever before i could do it again. you’re my absolutely best friend and partner in crime. your freak matches my freak and that’s dangerous for everyone else. i can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of forever bugging you. you’re the best dog mom. the best person. the kindest soul covered in a gremlin costume trying to be a girl. i hope you have the best day baby girl you deserve it. i love you bro. happy birthday

[gatorrave]

ITS ALEX DAY!!! EVERYONE 🗣️ PAY 🗣️ ATTENTION 🗣️

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[gatorrave]

dnd i’m on my florida bullshit

[gatorrave]

awww that’s my baby

[grlstlker]

a beautiful girl like me deserves to be adored and worshipped at all times of the day

[gatorrave]

i have a mystery notification on my chats i swear googles just messing with me

[eviloatmealcutiepie-deactivated]

sometimes i feel 2 goofy 2 be horny but im still horny u kno just feelin goofy bout it

[gatorrave]

guess who’s getting hitched (: