[k-eke]

Little gentlemen!

[0dmg-archive]

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

LOL men who shame makeup.

All your favorite fellas wear makeup. Everyone on television is wearing makeup. Iron Man is wearing more expensive concealer than your girlfriend.

[1dietcokeinacan]

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

[shitmygaywifesays]

So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute. 

Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:

- My saltine cracker

- The concept of Kansas

- My dearest manila folder

- That beige color they paint offices

- Bleached white rice

- You blank word document, you

- My perfect suburbs Republican

- Tap water

[darksideoftheshroom-deactivated]

[gauslander]

Anyone wanna add a long forgotten Tumblr soul?

[winterfellis]

[datable]

[theimagerie]

[ponderation]

Bandon Dreams by Mark Metternich 

[ulibeanzz]

[saieras]

What they see:

WHAT I SEE:

“Peter sweetie you’re doing amazing but I think we’re gonna crash.”

“Dad if you would just let me drive for one second—”

“Petey dear, that’s no way to talk to your father.”

“Thank you, Stephen honey. He’s been so passive aggressive lately!”

“dAdS wE’re g0nNa cRaShHhhh1!!1”

“Magic seatbelts, everybody!”

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Edit: Since this post kind of took off… Check out my fic if you like iron dad/spider son! I’m very proud of it :)

[usersukuna]

Why did you do that?                                                                                                 Tony, there was no other way.

[derezzcartes]

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

[scottlangs]

BLACK PANTHER 2018 – dir. Ryan Coogler