homoeroticism or bust

derezz//27//he/they//ATL 🦇

[newtypezaku]

[dogpuppy]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[godisafujoshi]

If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner

[ask-pacman]

Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution

[queercyborg]

I remember hearing a story of some person doing this, keeping someone from speeding on the highway. They made it really clear to them they needed to get through, and she wouldn't let them pass her because she was teaching them a lesson about road rage. Except that person eventually got pulled over and scolded by police and first responders.

The car behind them was literally transporting someone who had been severly injured by a chainsaw, while working and they were on the phone with emergency services. They were trying to speed to the nearest ambulance because they had been so far away they were instructed to start moving the person to meet the ambulance so they could try to save this person who was bleeding out so badly.

Literally just get out of peoples way and let people go around you.

[ask-pacman]

Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[amygdalae]

Stop making me have earthly desires

pretending this ask was sent to me by a lithe and pathetic young catholic priest with sad eyes who's never felt this way before and is also tired and shaking and sweating and miserable

[ticklefighthockey]

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[capacity2]

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

[derezzcartes]

Hi we used to be daft punk buddies I hope you’re doing well

hi ❤️ i’m doing alright, trying to avoid burnout but we persist 🫡

[batmecha]

i like seven

[crimewave420]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[kyssimmee]

my seven drawings

[pjackk]

Are the rumors true, Pjack?

Yes i have been fingering myself until my body shuts down

[amazoogle]

chimp wearing power armor deployed in grocery store