don't forget to water your plants

Hannah | 29 I She/her

[gavinopricey]

They need to invent a bag of spinach that’s smaller

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[oneheadtoanother]

[gavinopricey]

Parents love to be an hour early to the movie theater

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[wizardpostsdotorg]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

[crafty-butch]

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

[gavinopricey]

Everyone watch out, it's dickhead city out on the highways today. cdl more like license to kill and not let people merge

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[nextstopparis]

NOOO GAY PEOPLE STOP EXISTING AGAIN TOMORROW

[nextstopparis]

well. see you all nxt yr ig😔

[nextstopparis]

GAY PEOPLE ARE YOU READY TO EXIST AGAIN!!!!!

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this