Gavin Quotes

We update once per year! (Cause Gavin doesn't say Gavin quotes as often anymore.)

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Yoson:It's not a sausage fest if there's at least one girl.

Jasper:Yeah it's bukakke.

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You like this wall? I'm Trump.

Gavin

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What's the difference between getting buttfucked by a guy versus a girl, if you can't see them?

Gavin

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I'm not tired. Baka.

Gavin Tang

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Late Night PoE

Yoson: You know when you write a test, and you think you got fucked, but then when you get back the test, you actually didn't get fucked?

Gavin: So like when you have sex in a dream?

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Holy shit, my cousin is so cute. WHY IS SHE MY COUSIN???

Anson, Incest God

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when those tiddies shoot those milk pew pew

some bingus in discord

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Anson: Pick a number from 1-4.

Me: 3.

Anson: Ok thanks.

Me: What is this for?

Anson: Multiple choice.

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Yo man, just tell a stupid person that you want a transparent wallpaper so that you can see through your monitor, and see if they believe you.

Gavin

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Yo, if I was pregnant I'd commit suicide.

Gavin Tang

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Woahh dude, an Orb of Alteration, does that mean I can alterate my gender?

Brian Wong 

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It's like juicy fruits but its a juicy loot.

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If everybody got free money, then who the hell is gonna manage the sewers? Without them, your shit would be going nowhere.

Gavin Tang, Presidential Candidate, 2015

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Gavin: Wait, when the hell is Canada Day?

Yoson: It's today...

Gavin: What? Stop lying.

Yoson: No, it's today dude.

Gavin: Ohhh, thats why I went out to BBQ today.

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But if I die, I'm gonna be dead.

Gavin

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Wait, why is it called a drive thru? We're not even shooting anybody?

Andrew Mao

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Aaron: Hey Gavin do you want to go play board games right now?

Gavin: No, uhh. I haven't taken a shit in a while.