I Almost Ate My Nephew, Lestat!

🇵🇸 (misc content main blog) Fable || they/them || 19 Mexican American LGBTQ+, BLM, FREE PALESTINE I don’t tag nudity/vulgarity

[castiellesbian]

Realistically I know there's nothing on the tapes and you probably can't even hear the damn scene, but I would still put Jensen in a saw trap to get them from him

[gay-fae]

JENSEN ACKLES SAID WHAT??

[swarnpert]

it should be fucking illegal for phones to install random apps every time they update. i will actually kill you

[strange-aeons]

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

[strange-aeons]

"reblogged"

no I posted this and also I will have u know that while looking for an image to make this joke I had to see an edgy code geass quote edit that I MADE at the age of 13

[peemil]

this is a screenshot from a 300 like tiktok posted by “ltz_lelouch” and tagged as “poetic rizz” in 2023. but nice try!

[athetos]

She said she saw an image she made as a 13 year old in the results, NOT that it was the image she used, or that she made the edit herself. Reading comprehension is so dire…

[strange-aeons]

Tumblr pissing on the poor??? Not what I had in mind for my deranged 2025 code geass posting but alright

[bittersweetnightshade]

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[ghost-of-bleeding-flesh]

they died doing what they loved, getting stabbed in the chest 5 to 7 times.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[hotvampireadjacent]

Lmfao DEI or die

[pocketkris]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[ajjiwannabeyourdog2]

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[queer-as-city-folk]

How can we be happy though 😭 I feel like allowing myself to feel any positive emotion is ignoring everything bad that's happening

self hate does nothing to help people, only love and kindness can make the world better. you are not responsible for everything wrong in the world

[jamjoob]

The Promise

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[heystephen]

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[awesome-august]

Reblogging to save a life and a gpa

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

IT CAN DO STUFF ORHER THAN MATH??!!!?!!!????? FUCKING WHAT??!!!!!???

[tragic-ships-tournament]

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel) from Supernatural VS Glinda Upland and Elphaba Thropp (Gelphie) from Wicked

Destiel

Gelphie

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

Propaganda under the cut!

Destiel:

No propaganda submitted :(

Gelphie:

"imagine if you will. enemies to roommates to tentative friends to codependent yuri back to sort of enemies (?). imagine the tragedy of a story that’s been over since the beginning, a circular narrative which always ends up with one mourning the death of the other while the world rejoices. imagine both being willing to die for the other but then one thinks she did actually die. faking your death and not telling your best and only friend is so tragedy to me. i am begging people to see the vision they are each others sun and moon and stars. they’re narrative foil they’re everything to me. please vote for them. they’ll probably lose to curtwen"

[sweet-shut-eye]

264 years in the Savage Garden