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[slowspinningredemption]

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[pharmersonly]

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[speedlimit15]

Letting the days go by

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[somepomegranatetea]

she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[willgrahamscock]

this websites hate mail is brutal

[starg0ld]

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[merinnan]

[mayra-quijotescx]

[ID: Posts from i bless the rains down in castamere. "That old drama queen just couldn't let Mitch McConnell have his moment, could he? Lindsey Graham is the type of friend who gets engaged at your fucking wedding." End ID.]

Describer's note: *was.

[gundamlfrith-remade]

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

[vanglaggle]

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people