I'm going down with it

Hi, I'm gayblein. I tag spoilers. I am also Benjamin Linus and Betty Draper. my stuff

[spacingwandering]

First day vs last day

[agapantoblu]

It’s Here!

Happy Eurovision Week, Folks!

[gayblein]

i only exist when eurovision exists

[whyallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Italy is the Leonardo DiCaprio of eurovision

[vigilantewives]

me watching this jury vote

[diadorka]

Italy fighting for the win again. Seriously, just give it to them, they’ve been sending out winner worthy entries for years now, just let them win.

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

everyone in Europe: I love Eurovision it’s such a fun and supportive time, it’s such a joyous occasion

voting: *happens*

everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened

[amalikray]

Eurovision fans in May of each year:

[poppycroscs-deactivated20230902]

Eurovision is meant for 3 things.

1) drinking games

2) meme potential

3) making Americans feel excluded.

Anyone who believes otherwise is lying to themselves.

[gayblein]

Ireland: *sings ballad*

Europeans: Noooooooooooooo!

Ireland: *two gays dance on the stage*

Europeans: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

[ame-silverskyy]

Eurovision: *exists*

Ireland:

[gayblein]

Eurovision 1st semifinal 2018 - summary

Azerbaijan: standing in swimsuit on luminous rock and glitter rain

Iceland: a lot of uncomfortable close face shots

Albania: Balkan rock folk in heavy metal attire

Belgium: Belgian answer to every Bond song

Czech Republic: starbucks boy tries to be Kayne West and The Great Gatsby type of guy, somehow it works

Lithuania: ballady ballad with holograms

Israel: YES SLAY QUEEN. However I'm confused by cats and dancers who look like mecha pilots

Belarus: torn shirt... rose... some Beauty and the Beast the musical? And badly animated rose petals

Estonia: The voice FUCK. sorry but THE VOICE. And magical dress from Frozen

Bulgaria: SIA and Black Panther are creating superhero team of diversity edgy hipsters

Macedonia: 21st century Barbie dances like Beyonce and sings like Taylor Swift

Croatia: Dress designed in "less means more" fashion and Jessica Alba singing

Austria: Generic pop song from high stage

Greece: it sounds like she is summoning demons with her silver hand

Finland: sharp girl and her dancers from adult version of Ghostbusters with fireworks

Armenia: I have the feeling he sings about death

Switzerland: funk/pop in cowboy hat. surprisingly entertaining

Ireland: Disney-like song with lantern taken from Narnia and boyfriends' dancing argument

Cyprus: Fake Beyonce tries to be like Poli Genova and Hadise but is still only fake Beyonce with really good dance moves

[gayblein]

them: whats your favourite type of music

me: hip hop yodelling

[gayblein]

You deserve this Portugal ❤

[trash-gaylie-moved]

the best thing just happened

[gayblein]

Okay I guess Portugal can win even though I really wanted Italy to host next year

[noramachwitz]

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

[koyotte]

but I need to pee

[seanconneraille]

that’s why there are ballads

[nothingcanbreakthemapart]

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN