'Sup Choombas

I wanna be an astronaut when i grow up

[mad-lady-with-a-box11]

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

[kaetchenkleingingallein]

[goliadkine]

the Eurovision Song Contest where the winner is determined depending on how horny europeans feel

[unsolved-disaster]

Flo Rida's agent: I've booked you for a gig, don't ask questions

[lavellenchanted]

[gausses]

POV: you’re the uk in the esc

[yenvengerberg]

*rubs hands together* time for my favorite part of eurovision, the results: friendships are broken, wars are declared, and the uk comes last

[toddsfall]

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

[disc80s]

ppl just don’t light pianos on fire on the eurovision stage like they used to...

[gausses]

europe during the performances

europe when they announce the voting

[allthingsgerman]

The fun part is over.

War is upon Europe.

[allthingsgerman]

I realize now that without context this kinda message coming from an account named allthingsgerman can sound a bit ominous.

[littl3-lion3ss]

european twerking:

[noramachwitz]

european privilege is no commercials during eurovision

[koyotte]

but I need to pee

[seanconneraille]

that’s why there are ballads

[nothingcanbreakthemapart]

last time i did that during a ballad i came back and the piano was on fire NEVER AGAIN

[goldenskywalker]

me and the squad on our way to make bad desicions

[kaceymusgrayes]

UK at the rest of Europe

[hannawatchesesc]

Do you have a moment to talk about Greece's live performance

[johannesviii]

Modern problems require modern solutions