Jay

A homosexual looking to pet the animals and take naps.

[gaybluejay]

Man I fucking love critters

[gaybluejay]

I'm like the kid that never grew out of the mac and cheese phase, only now the cheese is expensive and we call it "pasta" to sound more mature

[gaybluejay]

You wanna have sex with a girl? Kinda gay bro, bc if you think about it, that girl is some guys sperm, which came from his dick. You really wanna be fucking some guys dick? 🤨

[gaybluejay]

Tumblr has led me to be involved in Fandom for series I don't even watch, I just thought the fanart was good and the discourse was juicy

[gaybluejay]

I got eleven (11) pieces in my TEN piece nuggets let's fUCKING GOOOO

[gaybluejay]

Why is it always old castles or other large homes that are haunted?? Like. I get it that people have died in there or like the homes are older so there's more time for ghosts to accumulate, but people die everywhere. Plenty of people die in the 55+ neighborhoods, but you never hear anything about those

Cmon give me a haunted trailer home!!

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every reblog is -1 hp for charles

[evilsonicofficial]

I'm going to kill half the ppl who interact with this post

[gaybluejay]

It's a win-win

[gaybluejay]

I just quit my horrible job and honestly I feel so much better

[thebirdhivemind-deactivated2022]

if someone made an equivalent of vegemite cadbury for me i would marry them on the spot no questions asked

[flurty]

basically vegemite inside a cadbury egg, right?

[thebirdhivemind-deactivated2022]

i was in year seven when i tried a row of pieces and i havent forgotten it since

[gaybluejay]

The Australians have gone too far

[darthmaulscatgirl]

i hope to make friends with an organist when i am at university

that is so i have an excuse to write an organ sonata

[gaybluejay]

I’m a harpist, does that help? Cool medieval goth instruments??

[gaybluejay]

So I had dental work for the first time today, and they numbed me, also for the first time. Everything was fine, and I went home after ~30 mins, still numb. I had some coffee on the counter and went to take a sip. Half of my mouth was functioning normally, but the left numb half just kinda,,, forgot how to swallow? So I went to swallow and the right side pushed it back like normal, but the left just stayed there kinda flaccid, so I ended up spitting half my coffee out on the floor.

[gaybluejay]

Got a job, applied to college, and took out the trash. It's been a good day :)

[literallyaflame]

[doubleca5t]

[gaybluejay]

Idk it it adds anything but that's the kanji for love; 愛

[thedragonemperess]

Hey reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from gender euphoria

[gaybluejay]

I wanna get my bf flowers

[thebirdhivemind-deactivated2022]

dont. and i mean dont ever. rub vegemite into an open wound.

[gaybluejay]

I feel like there is a story here...