[file-saver]

sharing seasons & episodes of "she-ra and the princesses of power" for download on google drive so that you don't have to give money to netflix (which you should stop doing anyway, really): s1 / s2 / s3 / s4 / s5 / intros

credit to instagram user catrasluvbot via these posts: x / x / x / x / x / x

as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.

EDIT SEPTEMBER (READ): please be warned that the first episode of season one is ~6GB compared to just a few hundred MB, probably related to the frame width being 3840x2160 instead of 1920x1080 like the rest. this may be a concern for some individuals due to storage space. i can confirm it is not malware as i have had it saved since the start of the year without affecting anything. if you need or prefer to find a smaller file size, i recommend skipping that one in the gdrive when going through it and torrenting just the single. ↓

EDIT OCTOBER (UPDATE): @grahminradarin has changed the file size of ep1 down to 800MB! here is the mega link for download. i can’t tell what the frame dimensions are but the quality appears to be the same.

[catras-breakup-song]

in the meantime while my other blog is currently suspended and/or terminated indefinitely, i'll go ahead and add a google drive link i found that is a full collection of OST soundtracks (.mp3) from all five seasons of the show! it was ripped & reuploaded by waterwitch, who also made a playlist on youtube (.mp4) that you could download instead!

EDIT: @centaurself has given me a proton drive link to all the promos & shorts (it's free to use)! additionally, here is another g-drive for .pdf files of all the books!

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[gaydramedy]

eli vanto pov chapters are just romantic introspection, noticing microaggressions, fruitless career strategy, and fantasizing about leaving thrawn for good AND staying with thrawn forever

[jo-the-bass-stealer]

i know this will never happen but could you imagine if a perfectly-casted eli vanto appeared in like the second last episode of ahsoka season 2 and thrawn stopped whatever dave filoni-sponsored shit he was up to and folded upon two minutes of eye sex with his beloved lieutenant. and the people who haven't read the thrawn novels would just be like who the FUCK was that. wouldn't that be nice. wouldn't that be fun

[bo-katan]

And they were roommates-

[eightbitpale]

I’m making absolutely foul connections rn. Someone call the thought police on me before i go any deeper

[littlekhada]

[gaydramedy]

mattfleck birds of a feather (post-chorus)

[shitpostingkats]

No matter how bad you fumble a guy, just know that you cannot do it any worse than fictional star wars character Grand Admiral Thrawn. Step one ☝️: imprint on random guy that found you living in the woods. Step two: spend several hours talking to him and tactically assertain that he is, in fact, cool. STEP THREE: ask evil emperor of the entire goddamn galaxy to give him to you use as your personal Little Guy. Step four: spend limited social graces ensuring he is by your side for the next few years and legally bound to you. CRITICALLY do not think to ask him if this is something he wants or to in any way give him a heads up that you are doing this. It'll be a fun little suprise ☺️🎉 Step ???: Spend the next few years subtly training him to think like you think, talk like you talk, and in general praise any behaviors that re-form his brain to run along the same track as yours. Get to the point where you are finishing each other's sentences, picking up each other's thought processes, two disparate pieces to the same puzzle, incomplete without the other.

Step 10: Pack his bags and send him from far away from you as physically possible

[labelma]

Step 11: immediately start losing all of your battles after a decade of never losing anything, culminating in a final battle with a teenager that beats the shit out of you with space whales

[a-stars-art-blog]

God I love when he does the thing™️

[vaguely-concerned]

thrawn sending eli to cygni while making sure eli is wearing thrawn's clothes (judiciously noted to be at least two sizes too big for him so like cross out that size difference bingo square while we're at it)....... what. hm. mr zahn what IS going on here. 'tactical' deployment of boyfriend clothes on what I can only describe as the flimsiest of reasonings????? you need an imperial uniform tunic that's the wrong size for your boy for this absolute galaxy brain 'nightswan will think that I thought that he thought I would think --' 5D chess move, fine, let's pretend I buy it. it really had to be your tunic that's basically still warm from your body huh. you couldn't have pre-shot up a tunic, it had to be directly off your own back for eli to wear. why does timothy zahn write weapons grade yaoi at every turn seemingly without even realizing it

thrawn (entire genius level intellect currently engaged in somehow maintaining a state of denial): it has to specifically be MY tunic he wears while acting as my unwitting emmisary to my Worthy Enemy (further homoerotic implications) that I've been obsessively playing cat and mouse with this whole book. for. versimilitude. yes. it's crucial, in fact. many leaders fail to see how small details like these, however trivial they appear to an untrained eye, can mean the difference between victory and defeat. however to me, an intellectual, it is obvious that it is vital for this plan to succeed that lieutenant vanto smells like me while speaking to/helping me outsmart my nemesis

[gaydramedy]

thrawn and eli make me sick. there's a star war going on and you're having a dynamic that goes against protocol and you're choosing each other? you're gonna analyze each other forever instead of just saying something... you asked the emperor to give him to you. you let him derail your entire career. and they won't even let us see what happens to them in the end.

[neeny-nubbins]

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[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[kyraneko]

I’ll take “Things That Would Spectacularly Derail The Plot If Certain People Met By Accident” for 1200, Alex.

Luke and Han on their way to the detention level and they’re sharing a lift with Tarkin, who recognizes the armor Luke’s wearing and orders Han and his Wookiee prisoner out on the tractor beam floor so he can fuck “TK-421” in the lift.

Luke getting discovered to be what Tarkin assumes is another random stormtrooper wearing TK-421’s armor for what Tarkin assumes to be illegal-activity reasons, and Luke has to deal with an angry high-brass officer who’s accusing him of stealing his favorite fuckboy’s identity for drug-smuggling or the like.

Luke giving Tarkin his real name, like a moron, but Holy Shit That’s A Grand Moff! and Tarkin hearing “Skywalker” and switching gears fast enough to jam something because “Oh shit I can’t treat this one as a substitute fuck, Vader will polish his boots with my liver.”

Tarkin hitting a new destination button and Luke barely has time to get over going from being menacingly threatened to menacingly flirted with before the lift doors open and there’s Darth Vader and he legit thinks Tarkin’s going to propose a threesome before Tarkin announces that he’s found this guy “impersonating a stormtrooper and he introduced himself as Luke Skywalker” and Vader’s attention is ALL THE WAY ON HIM and what is going on here?

Meanwhile Han and Chewie have run back into Obi-Wan who’s all “what do you mean you lost Luke to a Grand Moff who looks like a cadaver, oh banthafucking SHIT” and hightails it to the nearest lift to get to where Vader is.

Han and Chewie rescue Leia, Leia steals herself a uniform and ID/keycard from one of the dead detention center guards, it fits like absolute shit and will fool absolutely no one but she’s going to find Obi-Wan and shoot Tarkin in the fucking face and the walking carpet and the smartass pilot can figure out between themselves how to keep up.

The most surreal five minutes of Luke’s life, breaking the record set by the last five minutes, has just barely gotten to the “I am your father” stage when Obi-Wan crashes the party.

“Ben, why is the guy who killed my father saying he IS my father?”

“Obi-Wan, you told my son WHAT?!”

“How the kriff am I your son? Were you married to Anakin before you killed him?”

Obi-Wan has to choke on that one, and Vader’s response is interrupted by Leia, who walks in, shoots Tarkin in the fucking face, and throws herself into Obi-Wan’s arms and starts yelling at him about how long it’s been since she’s seen him and why is he picking fights with dangerous Imperials without her and why did he delegate her rescue to a … “that,” waving a hand at Han, who shares a what-the-fuck-is-going-on-here look with Vader and says “hey don’t blame ME, I’m only here because that guy wanted to fuck Luke in the turbolift.”

[prowlingthunder]

Tarkin is glad he’s already dead because Vader would kill him On The Spot.

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

they should meet.

[orientalld]

May the 4th be with you✨

[littlekhada]

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