Los(v)er

My name is Liz, and sometimes I write things on ao3 at ShipToEndAllShips.

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

“describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single gif”

[tlematimun]

#i love how thor doesn’t even really try to stop loki’s murder knives it’s just a weary hand like ‘oh dear #‘don’t’ #‘can we not do this today’ #‘this has been my entire life do you see’ #‘[softly] loki no’ #this really is the dynamic (via @et-in-arkadia)

[nanyoky]

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

[crystallizedtwilight]

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

[ladykaty]

DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

[lushthemagicdragon]

ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

[ainowaldorf]

*makes a perfect 90º bow*

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean i definitely see the value in a play whose message is “parents being hateful asshats get their kids killed so don’t do that” but i am more than ready for a play about “kids outsmart warring parents and party while the old gangsters fight”

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Shakespeare would love this.

[theanxiouscupcake]

tony stark: i want a kid

me, an intellectual:

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter: May? I’m back.

May: Where were you this whole time?

Tony, from outside the window: *mouthing* Internship

Peter: Ginger dip

Tony: Just ground him

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

Truth.

[bourbonbarbells-deactivated2019]

I absolutely do not have my ducks in a row. In fact, I don’t even know where they are but if you see them please be kind they have anxiety

[cheese24k]

[rihali]

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[jetago]

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

[ohhralphie]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

[aleuaue]

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

[coldforest]

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

[littlemissblackbean-deactivated]

Why is this so funny

[sheerbadluck]

i know every single word to this video up by heart

[manda]

this makes me so happy

[tempestpaige]

in my mothers jewelry box, hidden amongst precious family heirlooms was a promotional coin for space jam

[snazzy-adam]

Reblog the spacejam coin for luck and money

[thesunlightclub]

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[beeloved]

W I L L B Y E R S .

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[themoufofthesouth]

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

[sentrysvoid]

You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?

[glazecake]

[xueyangapologist]

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

[jimsharbour]

the biggest mood is sarah paulson rooting for noah schnapp to get ALL the awards