Critical Role Campaign 2 Ship Names Ranked
Judgement is personal, completely arbitrary, and final.
Widomauk: Smooth blending of half of each name into 1 word. Sounds nice. Good, solid ship naming standard. 7/10
Fjolly: Sounds like folly which is great because these two are disasters. The J looks weird in the middle of the name tho. 8/10
Widojest: Supercontrasting implications becaude of the depressing meaning of the word “widow” and the happy meaning of “jest”. Very indicative of their relationship. 9/10
Clayleb: PERFECT flow. These two names were clearly meant to be mushed together in in this way and fandom has followed through. 10/10
Fjester: Sounds like “fester” which brings to mind gangrene and rotten things. Gross. 1/10.
Fjorester: Sounds nice out loud and blends together really well into something that sounds like the word “forester” when you ignore the J, but looks absolutely nothing like it sounds. No Fjord ship on this list is allowed a perfect score by virtue of that goddamn J screwing everything up. 7/10
Beauyasha: U just. Took Beau’s name and Yasha’s name and put them next to each other. And expected that to be sufficient. Garbage effort. Yasha has 2 syllables in her name at least try to make a functional word. 2/10
Beaujester: See the above. 2/10
Beaukeg: Did u realize that Beau’s name can also be multi-syllablic??? 2/10
Beaurekeg: Well at least u tried. The flow is pretty bad tho. 4/10
Lavorregard: Amazing! Showstopping! Coined by Liam O'Brien himself! Smushes the two names together perfectly so they sound like a word that is meant to exist on it’s own while still clearly being a combination of the two names! Other Beau ship names take notes!!! 11/10
Caster: Great mix of the two names into an actual word that exemplifies both characters. Way too generic to be used at all ever. 5/10
Widofjord: Once again Fjord’s name ruins everything it touches because it’s one syllable long and involves a J where it has absolutely no right to be. Someone find this boy a surname. Sounds good at least. 6/10
Lavjord/Lavorred/Lavjored/etc: Horrible but witty and somewhat accurate pun. A terrible use of ship nameing power. Simultaneously -20/10 and 100000/10 good job.
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