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Fanart for @gayerplease for their "Let Go." fic on ao3, absolute gem people need to write more darker Venti content I'm absolutely living for it.
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this oneâs not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed â0 notesâ
Itâs showing -1 notes
iâm gonna keep reblogging this and you canât stop me
I liked it and it said â1 noteâ
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE IâVE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????Â
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW⊠=((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
Iâm shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDNâT STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and itâs still broken. This lovely cursĂšd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i wonât reblog thisâŠ
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also itâs got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasnât
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time Iâve seen a post that broke the bots.Â
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*
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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*
*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*
So many little friends!
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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
Grocery list
image: a magnetic letterboard that reads, âblood for the blood god. skull for the skull throne. milk for the corn flakes.â
The Nib ( @thenib ) is doing a whole month of queer comics and I was honored to contribute this one! You can read all of the other comics Iâve done for them here, and here is my comic from last yearâs Pride Month. You can find more of my comics, including my Genderqueer series, on instagram and you can support me on patreon or on ko-fi if youâd like to help me keep making this work :)Â
Tip for dance people who want to be more gender-inclusive: replace the idea of âmenâsâ and âwomenâsâ roles in the dance with âleadâ and âfollowâ. Particularly in partnered dances, there IS often a distinct role difference (the lead, well, leads the dance, while the follow responds to the leadâs cues) â but thereâs no reason that the lead HAS to be a man and the follow a woman, other than traditional gender roles. Which as we all should know by now, are bullshit. It sometimes physically works more smoothly if the lead is taller than the follow, but that isnât strictly necessary, particularly with skilled dancers.  Thereâs also absolutely no reason why the same individual canât or shouldnât learn both parts and then dance them according to preference or partner availability.
Lead/follow > man/woman
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In celebration or pride month, a piece for huiontablette and elby.draws dtiys on Instagram! đ
Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.
League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.
Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.
âHark, Lord Bollemer, ye shall taste the steel of my Cursed Blade, and thine doom willst finally be upon you! Ready thyself!â
This place is not a place of honour
Another scifi story with a very experimental POV. This one is a bitâŠangrier? in tone than the last two. But! It felt good to write, and I hope you enjoy reading it. Itâs a bit longer than the others as well, so make sure you have the time! Warnings for grief, loss, and a very loyal starship.
QUERY: Where is my pilot?
QUERY: Where is my pilot?
QUERY_ALL: Where is my pilot?
>_Your pilot is dead. You have been called as a witness in their posthumous corporate trial. You will answer the Boardâs questions without hesitation or omission.
ERROR: I donât understand. My pilot is good. They would never have need to stand trial.
SUGGEST: Reassessment of trialâs necessity.
>_Overruled. You will answer the Boardâs questions.
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Narrative Town
Summary:Â You donât ever want to be the main character. In your town, thatâs deadly. Someone has to warn the new kid.Â
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Someone has got to tell the new kid in town the Rules.
âHey,â you say.
The new kid looks up at you. Heâs sitting at his desk in the back corner of the classroom, right next to the windows. Itâs a chilly day, but heâs got the window open so that the breeze ruffles his curly, black hair. âWhatâs up? Fern, right?â
âDonât call me by my name,â you snarl. Then, realizing what youâve done, you look over your shoulder. The other teenagers are still looped around the teacherâs desk, trying to get Ms. Slauson to move the test date so they could organize a welcome part for the new kid. âI need to talk to you. Privately.â
The new kid leans back in his chair and studies you. You know what he sees â a completely average high school girl in jeans, a sweatshirt, and a ponytail. Thereâs nothing remarkable about you. He tilts his head. âYou donât look like a bully.â
You frown. âIâm not.â
âYouâre being awfully threatening,â he says in a drawl.
The accent is going to be a problem. Itâs southern and sounds really cool. Honestly, it might be too late for him already.
But you still have to try.
âMeet me on the rooftopâno!â You press the heel of one hand against your eye. Fight it, you tell yourself. Fight it! âMeet me at the supermarket on Western Street. The dairy aisle. After school.â
âOkayâŠ?â
You spin on your heel, head throbbing. Meeting on the rooftop is against the rules. You glance up at the ceiling uneasily. Youâre not usually affected by the compulsion so badly. Are you being targeted?
If you were smart, you wouldnât show up to the meeting. Youâd just let the guy get sucked into the madness on his own.
But you also really need to buy some milk.
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âIsnât a toad a bit of a strange choice for a royal coat of arms?â
âOn the contrary, itâs quite appropriate.â
âIs it⊠like, a symbol of humility?â
âNo, itâs an actual toad.â
âAn actual toad.â
âIndeed. About thirty feet long, breathes fire, lives in the dungeons below the royal palace. Any would-be heir to the throne must first best it in single combat.â
âYou choose your kings by making them fight a giant, fire-breathing toad?â
âAnd queens, yes. Some regard it as an antiquated legacy of a more barbarous age, but we believe that the strength of character needed to rule can only be cultivated through trial. Facing the toad provides a would-be ruler with valuable perspective on the tribulations to come. The monarch bears its image out of respect.â
âAnd I suppose the fact that half your royal gallery consists of paintings of toads wearing crowns is out of respect as well.â
âThatâs for a different reason.â
âWhat reason is that?â
âWell, you see, sometimes the toad wins.â
Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide
See more of my comics here, and my art here!
Whole bunch of lore/things I couldnât fit/everything I love about the overlap in superstition and General College Weirdness below the cut-
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