that binch!!!!!!!!!

i'm tess she/her, 23, i love girls, and im a huge fucking idiot read my about for more info

[deadbeatpos5]

in Yarnham its as good a gravy *hacking cough*

[amygdalae]

your mama so coastal bunker she world war 2

[bish0ps]

Fuck all knowledge

[wokeuplaughing]

my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

[amygdalae]

Hmm. *Obliterates you*

[dankxsinatra]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

999k notes ⬆️💬♻️❤️

Sponsored •••

MineCraft: Is It Woke, Or Base?

Discover unique experiences every day. Join now.

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[notswush]

Can you watch over My little boy please ? He lacks absolutely everything

[tooies]

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

[garmbreak1]

fun fact: They called it "Castlevania" because it's a castle focused metroidvania

[venusaurphobia]

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

[soapyfemme]

she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

[pointnclick]

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

I can't tell if I'm going through olive oil way faster than I used to or if the days are just slipping away from me