How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
there is a fascinating sexual dynamic at play between freight and passenger trains
someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there werenât any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh
lesbian texting their straight guy friends: it genuinely worries me that people are going to start with Vineland and get turned off to Pynchon forever. itâs not even that challenging but itâs likeâŚothers from him are so superior in basically every way?? this happened with Inherent Vice too like ok letâs all KILL OURSELVES
lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???
lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Donât worry.
lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 𫶠seriously I mean it.
lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same wayâthat this is the year my fatherâs corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.
lesbian texting their lesbian girl friends: do you think Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is a woman
If you think misogyny doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from misogyny
If you think racism doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from racism
(ABBA voice) gimme gimme gimme a man hating bull dyke
sometimes a woman or nonbinary person will get into a relationship with a bare-minimum man after a string of experiences with actively malicious men, and the comparative upgrade is so shocking that she instantly becomes obsessed with her loser caveman boyfriend and starts centering the entirety of her life around him and his wants. I feel like this phenomenon is common enough that we need a term for it. I nominate "jakeyfication"
the hetero jessica post is hands down the funniest thing ive ever seen multiple people get angry over. it's not even that mean. i promise you dont need to leap to the defense of hetero jessica.
at some point, you have to recognize that the detrans grifters who cry about how t made them bald and spend their sad pathetic adult lives pretending like they were completely unaware of the effects of masculinizing hormones and treat trans people like they're all diseased or mentally ill children who cant think for themselves, and the roided out cismen with full beards who have no intention of actually transitioning but say shit like "im gonna play wnba now haha" to make a mockery of trans women even though you know for a fact that if you ever used she/her for them they'd punch your face for emasculinizing them, are the exact same type of person.
"Being trans is SO easy its harmful" <- person who isnt trying to be trans
"dolled up femme" this. "dolled up femme" that. what about no make up femme in a giant tshirt with bedhead because she trusts you
(ABBA voice) gimme gimme gimme a man hating bull dyke
The popular idea that women are *allowed* to express more emotion than men because they're stereotyped as overly emotional is so fucking stupid when you actually think about it for 2 seconds. It's like saying poc are allowed to be angry. Dude
Toxic masculinity's emotional repression has a slightly different flavor to it but can we be so fucking honest. Every man I've known will throw a hissy fit at a moment's notice they just don't like having emotionally vulnerable friendships with each other because they're scared of looking gay. Which is their own fault for being homophobic. Damn I wish men weren't allowed to talk about their feelings stfu
grug dont have to change!
>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material
i bring a sort of âyou should maybe interrogate your so-called âpreferencesâ to make sure theyâre not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious biasâ vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like
what this post does NOT mean
go out and fuck someone you arenât attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to
go out and date someone you arenât attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to
Youâre Not Allowed To Be Gay Anymore
what this post DOES mean
if you just âpreferâ to avoid majority black areas of your city
if you just âpreferâ to read, write, think, and talk about men
if you just âpreferâ to socialize with people you (perceive as) your assigned birth sex
if you just âpreferâ to exclusively watch white-directed movies, read white-written books, listen to white-authored music
if you just unconsciously perceive men as more authoritative/competent and âpreferâ to be spoken to by them
this is a post about acknowledging unconscious bias. it is not a post about dating. please stop coming into my inbox and accusing me of rape apologism and telling me to kill myself. thank you