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In lieu of gifts the bride and groom have requested a great reckoning

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"Contemporary" used to mean the 90s but now it means 2026? Make it make sense

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Lonely Obama: Uhhh let me be near

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really good text from my sister in law

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Damn. They’re putting my ass in a ASOIAF prologue chapter tomorrow

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I wasn’t in the script but the directors liked it so much they decided to leave it in

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I was supposed to be killed off in the first season but quickly became a fan favorite

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I wasn’t in the script but the directors liked it so much they decided to leave it in

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Rest assured the blood money is going to a great cause

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Edging or bust

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We always say “hit me like a truck” like it’s a bad thing. But maybe it feels good

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting a ball under one of three cups and moving them around so fast I couldn’t see where it ended up

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Attention: I saw something evil on the evil app

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Hate to brag but I have a new secure message from my provider 😏

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In lieu of gifts the bride and groom have requested a great reckoning

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🎶 The wizard takes it alllllll

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I gave cruelty a shot in my 20s and it honestly wasn't even that fun

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