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Tom Katt and Caesar for [2] Magazine (May/June 2003) Photography by Mick Hicks
“Taking your own life. Interesting expression - taking it from who? Once it’s over, its not you who’ll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it.”
— Sherlock, S04E02, the lying detective.
I am perpetually in the mood to suck dick I hate myself
the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?
MFK: Chris pratt, Chris Pine, Chris Hemwsworth
This is tough but…
KILL: Pratt
(Hate)FUCK: Pine
MARRY: Hemsworth
But then…. at our wedding the best man is like “hey there..” and I’m like “oh hey”
…And he’s like “ay you suck dick?” and I’m like “Excuuuuse me sir!”
And he’s like “Well its not gonna suck itself” and I’m like “hmm you right…”
So I end up giving him sloppy head during the reception dinner…
…completely miss my honeymoon with Hemsy, and wake up next to Evans the next day and he’s like “that ass belongs to me now, k?” and I’m like *giggles* “yess daddy” and we live happily ever after. the end.
I like a man who eats more cheeseburgers, but he’s impressive nonetheless.
Well, the consensus appears to be overwhelmingly in favour of dirty, at least every now and again. Not to worry, I’ll still do plenty of cleaner things too, poetry/literature readings and dirty whispers, etc.
Here’s a requested script I performed elsewhere, entitled Incubus (written by Ovri). It contains demonic seduction, lucid dreaming, domination and some dirty talking/vulgar terms, so consider yourself warned. It is most definitely NOT safe for work, and rest assured I’ll tag all these sorts of things as such. I decided to perform it in a voice that I think is pretty much identical to my Loki voice, but it’s not meant to be Loki himself (though I suppose you could certainly picture it that way, if you wanted.)
There’s also an alternate version which was pitched down to create a much deeper, demonic voice. It sounds a bit like Idris Elba’s Heimdall from Thor, actually.
Feel free to let me know if you enjoyed it, it’s always nice to hear.
Chris Evans..oh my.