If i start proclaming myself the ceo of anything stop me

This is comrade-slugcats art/random thoughts about transformers blog

[gayinternetsideways]

How it feels when everyone ignores sideways's canon design in favor of drawing them with no mask for some reason: 😔

[dovetron]

the herald of lies

I really do wish Sideways (or Unicron trilogy in general) would get more love because how much it has to offer to the fandom.

[gayinternetsideways]

I love it when people are like what if (seekers) (lets be real no other transformers group gets this (when theyre not already animals)) were like insert animal here because (incredibly surface level trait (they fight in groups)) (characters trait because theyre evil) (obvious fact about how transformers in general are)

[fenlander69]

it's funny how so much modern transformers media keeps referencing the name ulchtar when it's painfully obvious that the reason his name was changed to starscream in the finished product is that ulchtar is an objectively terrible name

[gayinternetsideways]

I don't hate wavewave but it is kind of funny most of the justification for it is "they are frequently seen standing next to each other" like yeah sometimes I have to stand next to my evil giant robot coworker who's like the decepticon 4th in command or whatever due to what my job as the third in command entails

[belethicarus]

There's hardly any Sideways-centric fics and it makes me sad. I want more of Unicron in silly situations.

[gayinternetsideways]

I kind of love how unicrons themes arw always so.. weirdly jazz and funky.

[gayinternetsideways]

we need to make soundwave with boob jiggle physics

[gayinternetsideways]

transmasc beastwars megatron

[gayinternetsideways]

Being the person people go to for help identifying transformers is so precious to me

[gayinternetsideways]

since sideways is getting a new toy, you know what that means! that's right. I will finally get to lick their windshield.

[comrade-slugcat]

purple

manipulate people in order to achieve their evil schemes

part of a god

mimic other things to be more "normal"

trueform is some sort of weird substance you could probably pour into cups

also they should meet so that mephiles could maybe finally get cool status (perform an awesome slide on a motorcycle) as sideways can turn into a motorcycle

[gayinternetsideways]

wait new armada sideways toy real?!! I'm so happy

unfortunately looks like rook and crosswise still look terrible and crosswises helmet form doesn't have the beautiful show accurate horns unless there's like an extra segment you can add to them but hey its new sideways and they look mostly pretty awesome

[gayinternetsideways]

sideways is actually a virus its just unicron is their host, they cant properly replace all their components without it at least somewhat functional and thats why they die for real at the end of armada, despite being nanomachines

[gayinternetsideways]

Gets reminded of the new toyline release and hears about sideways being in it only to realize its cybertron sideways whos got a new toy and armada sideways still has nothing fuck my stupid baka life

[gayinternetsideways]

well at least armada sideways isnt canonically related to liege maximo so at least theres that

[gayinternetsideways]

Transformers lore when they can imply theres some way for transformers to have bloodlines and then immediately go no they cant have kids like that its like uhhh. Primus

[gayinternetsideways]

armada sideways was borned goo style from unicron like the rest of the minicons, their only relative is their 1 billion siblings and unicron

[gayinternetsideways]

Gets reminded of the new toyline release and hears about sideways being in it only to realize its cybertron sideways whos got a new toy and armada sideways still has nothing fuck my stupid baka life

[gayinternetsideways]

well at least armada sideways isnt canonically related to liege maximo so at least theres that

[gayinternetsideways]

Transformers lore when they can imply theres some way for transformers to have bloodlines and then immediately go no they cant have kids like that its like uhhh. Primus

[gayinternetsideways]

Gets reminded of the new toyline release and hears about sideways being in it only to realize its cybertron sideways whos got a new toy and armada sideways still has nothing fuck my stupid baka life

[gayinternetsideways]

well at least armada sideways isnt canonically related to liege maximo so at least theres that