solar eclipse (live @ the garages vs desert bus)

jaya - they/them - 25 doing good recklessly

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

[not-a-slayer-of-dragons]

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

[i-dont-crow]

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

[babtest]

Remembered to check at the station today and report that

The structural stigmata are still there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

[official-german-puns]

It’s his daily commute.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

[ninatastic]

Unfortunately they repaired it recently

[pluto-rain-her]

Es hängen jetzt sogar Schilder dort:

In Kölsch, Deutsch und Englisch 😂

[mfshipbracket]

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

[charlesoberonn]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[charlesoberonn]

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

[cordezshenanigans]

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

[charlesoberonn]

I hope it's none.

[lindleland]

It is beating exactly one of them.

[beenovel]

NOTHING could have prepared me for that

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[coldswarkids]

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[home-and-having-tea]

[json-derulo]

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[catasters]

[ralfmaximus]

quastion

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[brucebocchi]

i love deadspin headlines about home runs

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

[brucebocchi]

[leonstamatis]

[ID: A series of screenshots of headlines:

Giancarlo Stanton And His Big Haunches Smack A Laser Into Left Field The Mariners Just Can’t Stop Slappin’ Dingers Javier Baez Mashed The Hell Out Of Another Tater Bartolo Colón Jacks First Career Dong May The Cubs Never Stop Mashing These Dingers Giancarlo Stanton Murdered A Baseball Hanley Ramirez Hit A Ball At The Sky Gods Yesterday A-Rod Whacks Dong Danny Valencia Spent A Game Hitting The Dog Piss Out Of The Ball Hanley Ramirez Clobbered The Bejesus Out Of This Pitch Both of J.J. Hardy’s Dingers Were Teeny-Tiny Baby Dingers Nomar Mazara Hit The Devils Out Of This Baseball Nelson Cruz Sent This Pitch To Goddamn Pluto Manny Machado Dinged A Dong Straight Out Of The Yard Madison Bumgarner Socked Another Madison Bumdinger The Rockies Sacrificed Seven Baseballs On The Altar Of The Dinger Gods Bryce Harper Finally Got A Pitch To Swing At And He Dinged A Huge Dang Dong Cory Dickerson Sent A Baseball To A Nice Farm Upstate To Live Out Its Days Giancarlo Stanton Just Jerked The Mightiest Dong Of The Season Manny Machado Hits The Ball So Dang Hard Indians Slap Three Dongs In Nine Pitches The Blue Jays Clanged A Bushel Of Dongers Off Yu Darvish Phillies Smack Three Honkin’ Taters In A Row Many People Are Saying Lorenzo Cain’s Elegant 302-Foot Dinger Is The Greatest Now Here Is A Mighty Dong Joey Gallo Cares Naught For Anything But Sweet, Sweet Dingers

/End ID]

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post