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a man whose life will change once he retires and discovers xanax

#this was after 25 min of game!!!!!#girl you're so crazyyyyy #granit xhaka #rodriguez having to come calm him down djdkdj a single mom who works two jobs

granit xhaka after switzerland's win over colombia at the world cup on penalties, 2026.

#granit xhaka #hes such a diva

longeyelashedtragedy

it's time...

#KILL HIM!

alex-iwobi

i can already see that xhaka red card against argentina

#and i hope it's for giving messi a career ending injury and finally saving the world from his terrorism

me when i'm the most capped player in the history of my national team (151), captain my team to the first quarter finals since 1954 and in the end i don't even vibe with the country that much

#granit xhaka #hes so fucking funny #i would lsugh if i didn't have his dick in my mouth

we are going to get so fucked by argentina but we'll do it in the quarter finals and that's all that matters!

#woooow good night everyone im gonna take some xanax to sleep

citizenship ended with brasil, now switzerland is my only home

saltaired

FOR BEA (and granit) ! 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

#OUR DUAL NATIONALITY COUPLE SERVE!!!!!!#💖💖💖💖💖💖

GRANIT CRYING I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOOT ME I NEED TO BE SEDATED

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!! WERE GONNA FACE CORRUPTINA IN THE QUARTERFINALS AFTER 72 YEARSSSSSS

gaykeres

mina is genuinely a fucking loser

gaykeres

no hes like actually the worst

i genuinely need to be sedated

mina is genuinely a fucking loser

i wanna throw up so bad

worst pen session of my life about to happen

#this beats arsenal vs psg at the ucl btw #cause at least we already had a trophy

THANK GOD COLOMBIANS CANT SHOOT EITHER

this fucking ref blocking granit... i need him to be dealt with

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