p33brain

18, she/her

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HIYAAA WELCOME TO MY BLOG

I write for valorant MAYBE some other stuff down the line if im interested

valo men i write 4:

cypher

miks

gekko

yoru

chamber

tejo

sova

more to be added

i write PROBABLY everything besides like pee stuff and feet and violent noncon

asks r open when i can figure out how to use this damn site

[korzinochechka]

Russian tips for ficwriters or artists of cysova

well eh I saw a lot of people trying to use proper russian swearings or stuff in russian for sova and most of the time i feel something like "do you really think we don't have capital letters or something?" so please F8CKING ATTENTION

1. capital letters. yes, you see that i don't use any of that here. does it bother you? if yes, then IT'S THE SAME FOR US. please, when you start the sentence, use fucking capital letters. not: "да, - he said. - I got it." but "Да, - he said. - I got it." please, it's not THAT HARD. even google translator gives it to you when you start the word from the capital letter. and when you do, it'll probably make me feel some respect.

2. swearings. they differ. yes, in english there aren't a lot of words to describe the situation (fuck, shit and their variatoions.....). in russian it's a work of art, and it can be seen when a non-russian speaker uses something without even googling at least one fucking article on that stuff.

so. if you got hit by something or you're shocked, you might wanna yell:

F8cking hell! - Ёбаный в рот! Блять! (censored: Ё*аный в рот! Бл*ть!) What the f8ck?? - Чё за хуйня? Что за чёрт? (Чё за х*йня? Что за чёрт?) (чёрт is a demon, but in less scary way lmao, plus it's still a swearing but without explicit language used. plus yes, we may say чё instead of что, it differs in pronounciation, just like proper What and Wha. the same difference. a slang or whatever.) Какого хуя? (Какого х*я?) Shit! - yes, you may use Дерьмо, but it must be in a dissappointed manner. for instance, if something bad happens instantly and I am scared, I'd better yell БЛЯТЬ!!! in both shocked and dissappointed manner, but if I mean that the situation is shit or I'm dissappointed in something, I may use Дерьмо. it's similar to Блять sometimes, but Дерьмо is longer, so it's used commonly in less stressed situatioins or when the main shock went away. "Дерьмо, my back swollen". "Дерьмо, I got shot in the back". if the character has time to react - use Дерьмо. if something is urgent or instant - Блять is better. 3. pet names. stop using "любовь". yes, in english you may use love or honey for calling people, but we don't do this, it's the same as if I called someone "cabbage" and thought it was romantic. use the proper ways:

Любимый (-ая for females (любимая)) - yes, it's romantic, but it's a soup opera. mostly men don't use it, so if we're talking about Cypher and Sova, I'd say they would use everything except this one. OR they'd use Любимый but only in situations where they talk about each other but not in front of each other (or in really serious situations when they want to calm each other). but still most of the time it sounds cringe. imagine a grown 35+ years old soldier call another soldier "kitty". cute but weird. Дорогой (-ая) - mostly russians use this word for talking about husbands and wifes. Similar to "beloved" (возлюбленный(-ая)). and it is a bit official, but only a bit, the same way as people write in letters "Dear John, ...", Дорогой means dear or even darling. may be used in sarcastic way just like dear. used only in serious relationships next to being married. Милый - it also means cute or pretty. Этот парень такой милый! (This guy is so cute!) may also be translated like "the dude's a gentlemen" since the meaning also include politeness in some way. when we call someone like this but using the commas from both sides, it's a way of showing affection or the relationship status: "Милый, когда ты домой вернёшься?" "Honey, when will you be back home?" - the wife called her husband. plus the order of words in russian isn't so strict, so you may sometimes change it or Sova may use some pet names in the unusual places ("Cypher, милый, what the fuck happened?" is appropriate, though "Милый, Cypher, ...?" will be considered weird due to strange word order (Honey, Cypher - it's weird as well), so don't play too much). Любовь моя/Моя любовь - use it in romantic plays of 16th century. i mean, it sounds really fucking old. "my love" in english may not appear as such, but in Russian you may see people using it when they are exaggerating. and mostly in comedy shows or soap operas as well. so don't use it often, please, better use something else. although it's good if you're making an easter egg for some russian songs ("Моя любовь на пятом этаже, почти где луна..." or "Любовь моя всегда выходила мне боком, занозой под ноготь..." - google them, these songs are awesome and a lot of people know them), but I never saw anyone do it yet, unfortunately.

so, yeah, thank you for your attention. if you have any questions - just write here, you may even use examples, I'll help. english is not my first language, so you might have seen mistakes here, for which I'm sorry. but it's pretty disturbing when you're reading a fanfic where there are like two or three russian words and even they weren't used in a proper way lmao.

have a good day!

[youraveragemonstercan]

As a fellow russian, reading those fanfics and seeing sova use feminine forms for cypher or just blatantly weird language or weird names always made me cringe a little! Not that i blame anyone for that, languages (especially russian) are hard, so thank you for this great post op

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when u find out the fic is completely ai generated

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sorry if i sound too woke or whatever but i feel like making your only transgender character literally kill himself in the finale is horrible trans representation

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hot take im not really a fan of miks x reader x gekko mostly because i'm not really into poly

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Hello! I'd like to request some chamber x reader HCs :33 maybe specifically where reader came from a not really well-off background so they're kinda frugal with money. Thank you !

quick disclaimer i grew up pretty financially well off so i'm pretty much chamber in this situation but i'm going to TRY okay? okay? okay

"Mon amour, I love you, but what the hell is a struggle meal?"

Chamber notices pretty quickly that you’re extremely careful with money. Not because you’re incapable of spending it now that you're in the protocol, but because you grew up learning that every dollar had a purpose. You compare prices, wait for sales, repair things instead of replacing them, and will absolutely walk across the city to avoid paying for a cab.

At first, he's a bit confused.

"Why repair it, just buy another one, no?"

You learn very quickly that the stereotype of out-of-touch rich people isn't really an exaggeration

Chamber also has absolutely no concept of reasonable spending.

You’ll mention that you like a particular perfume once and suddenly there’s a bottle sitting on your dresser.

“Vincent, this is expensive.”

“Yes.”

“Why did you buy it?!”

“Because you said you wanted it...?”

“It was three hundred dollars!”

“…And?”

He eventually learns that you don't want him to stop spoiling you, you just want him to ask first.

There’s something especially endearing about the way he starts holding things up in stores and asking, “Would you actually like this, or am I being excessive again?”

You sometimes feel guilty when he spends money on you, even when you know he can afford it.

That doesn't stop you from occasionally slipping cash into his coat pocket after he buys you something particularly extravagant.

He finds it every time, he also puts it back.

Eventually, this turns into a little game where you keep trying to reimburse him and he keeps finding increasingly creative ways to return the money.

He finds your resourcefulness incredibly attractive.

You can make a meal out of practically nothing. You know how to stretch groceries, mend clothes, and find a dozen different purposes for something everyone else would throw away.

Chamber, who has always had the luxury of simply buying another one, is genuinely fascinated.

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tejo nsfw alphabet — !!

[ tejo x gn!reader ]

cw -> nsfw mdni!, reader implied as valorant agent, no usage of [name], no pronouns or genitalia used for reader, mentions of breeding kink, overstim, and semi-public sex, author likes to ramble, swearing, oral, dirty talk, freaky missile guy, tejo ily

notes -> hi this is literally so self indulgent but WHO CARES its my birthday 😋 i tried to write it as gender neutral as possible, but some parts may be afab coded (i apologize)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aftercare is so, so big for tejo. i know i mentioned it before but it doesn’t matter if he’s wrung you out or if you’re perfectly fine, he’s ushering you into the bathroom for a shower or a bath. pampering you, washing and cleaning you up, drying you off. he’ll cuddle you, bring you food, water, whatever you want. he’s at your every whim after sex

please PLEASE do the same for him on the off chance that he’s the one wrung out. it’ll send him completely over the moon with bliss and he will be two syllables away from asking you to marry him

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like he’d be confident in his whole body? but if he truly had to pick a favorite it’d have to be his hair. that and his facial hair are probably the only hair on his body he actually maintains, and he takes great pride in making it look nice. also enjoys when you thread your fingers through it, and PLEASE tug on his white tuft he’ll go nuts

for you, he loves all of you don’t get me wrong here, but his all time favorite is your hips. does not matter if they are smooth, rugged, well defined or not he is all over them. hugs from behind? hands on hips. cuddling? his head is rested on or near your hips. he’ll hold you steady with a hand on your hip as he fucks you. loves to nip and kiss at them, enjoying the way your breath catches at the sensation

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

enjoys cumming inside. no its not entirely a breeding kink thing but yes he does enjoy the feeling of it. will wear a condom if you don’t like it, its not a dealbreaker for him. does cum a lot and will go for multiple rounds so it gets messy. no i’m not elaborating further

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

honestly can’t really think of anything? not because i don’t think he’s a freak but because he’s just so open about wanting you and the things he wants to do to you

one thing he really wants to try but hasn’t yet/can’t is making you ride his fingers with his bracer still on. only hasn’t done it because he can’t be bothered to fix it when it (inevitably) breaks but the thought crosses his mind every time you two have sex before a mission. has to resist because he’s not breaking his shit when the enemies are probably on their way already

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

tejo is EXPERIENCED. probably had a few casual flings in his twenties, and his own fair share of long-term relationships. that being said he is experienced, and he will use that experience (along with what you enjoy) to make you feel good

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

favorite of all time is missionary. won’t use it all of the time but if he had to pick that’d be it. really just likes it because he presses his body as snug as it can get against yours, feeling the changes and shifts as he fucks you. his face is either pressed into your neck or putting kisses all over your face, soaking up your moans and your cries. one hand is steady on your hip while the other holds onto your hand, a steady stream of dirty spanish and low groans in your ear. loves encouraging you to scratch up his back as well

also explores other positions too, like having you on top, taking you from the back, or both of you on your sides. finds he likes from the back more than the rest, and uses the opportunity to press his chest snug against your back

honorable mention: bent over a counter NO i’m not explaining

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

mans loves to be silly when the time and place allows it. now, not to say that he doesn’t take sex seriously at all (the opposite), but he likes to be lighthearted at times

favorite thing to do is to nuzzle his stubble against your face/neck until the sensation makes you laugh. he does it all the time (in and out of the bedroom), and he’ll follow it up with loving kisses in an effort to prolong your laughter. sometimes he likes to be over-the-top playful, like pinching your hip or nipping your neck just to get you to laugh. he loves your laugh, by the way, if that wasn’t obvious

is also grown and is not afraid to laugh off embarrassing things (normal bodily functions) that happen during the act, especially if he knows you’re particularly embarrassed by it

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

tejo does not shave and i am going to DIE on this hill

as mentioned before, he really only grooms/keeps up with his facial hair and the hair on his head. the rest of his body is basically a wild card, as he doesn’t really care to maintain hair anywhere else. the carpet, indeed, matches the drapes, peppered with white hairs. better hope you’re not ticklish, because this man will use it to his advantage.

if you ever tell him to shave, be it his body or his face, prepare to be met with the most heartbroken and betrayed (yet subtly non-serious) look ever

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very intimate. not the ‘rose petals and scented candles and silk sheets’ kind, unless you express interest in it, but he does take his sweet time with you. laves kisses over your body, sings praises of you, holds your hand, constantly asks if what he’s doing to you is okay. genuinely gets so over the moon whenever you have sex, sometimes its confusing how a war-hardened soldier can one-eighty so hard

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

wouldn’t do it all too often? really would only if you reject his advances and he can’t get his arousal to go away. either that or if you’re away for a long time and he can’t be near you

that being said one-hundred percent gets off to the thought of you, or even a picture of you (never an innocent one, probably something more ‘saucy’ meant only for him). will do it either in his bed or in the shower, and takes his sweet sweet time making himself cum. he is also more vocal than he is in bed

not ashamed of it at all, he’s a grown man and its just something that happens every now and then

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

— breeding

as mentioned, has a slight breeding kink. in part due to wanting to have a family, but that never rears its head until long after you two retire from valorant. another part is due to him enjoying the sensation, along with the sight of his cum inside of you (which, he then consequently teases you for “making a mess,” then riling both of you up for another round)

again, is rational and will wear a condom if asked, but its something he’s enthused about

— dirty talk

this man never shuts up? (lovingly)

tejo could absolutely care less if you can understand spanish or not, he is nothing but a stream of dirty words when he fucks you. some of it is praise, some of it is love, but a majority of it is just straight filth about what he’s doing to you (or WANTS to do to you)

even when he does switch to english, the low rumble of his voice and what he says is just even more filth

— semi-public sex

would he ever want someone to actually walk in on you? no. does he still do this? yes absolutely

pulls you into empty office rooms or a spare closet for a quick round, can’t even be half-assed to muffle your sounds when your colleagues are right outside the door. also does it before a mission, where he’ll take you to a side room while waiting for the vulture to start and give you a mind-blowing orgasm

has this magic skill of somehow looking perfect when walking out, when it takes you ten additional minutes to look like you hadn’t just been fooling around. how do you do this tejo?

— overstimulation

especially bad when he’s giving you oral. never really does it during penetration, but its so bad with oral. likely isn’t even doing it on purpose, but you just sound so good and taste so good and are reacting so well he forgets he just gave you an orgasm twenty seconds ago and your body is begging to rest. he’ll stop once you tell him to and he realizes, but then when he dives right back in, he’ll do it once more

also applies to him too. will plead the second he feels himself getting overstimulated, but don’t you dare stop. he loves it when you draw his pleasure out, to the point where his hips are jutting and he’s threatening to tear the sheets apart. only stop then

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

tejo’s all time favorite is the bedroom. its simple, comfortable, doesn’t have to worry about the surface being laid on giving either one of you a backache in the morning. enjoys it because he can press himself against you and doesn’t have to worry about crushing you against an unforgiving wall. also likes that you don’t have to worry about cleaning up or looking ‘proper’ afterwards, can just spend time together cuddling and whatnot

another place he likes is the bathroom counter. a lot of the time its accidental, the two of you waiting for the shower to turn hot, he just thinks you look ethereal standing at the vanity and looking at your reflection. next thing you’re bent over the counter and tejo’s face is pressed into your neck

and, as mentioned in (k), the stray empty closet or concealed corner works well enough for him too

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ANYTHING you do can get this man going. like kid you not you can breathe and he’s on his knees groveling for you

ok on a more serious note, there are a few particular things that turn him on. wear his shirts (especially his v-necks tejo i know what you are), do mundane things around the house, and see how fast he will come stalking from his office

also enjoys when you dress up nice. does not matter what you are wearing he’s got his hands rested on your hips, muttering in your ear how good you look and how much he wants you in that very moment. tease him a little bit about it, too, he loves that shit

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

a big thing for him is pain. hates seeing you hurt, even if you want it inflicted on you. already has to watch you get shot at almost on the daily, and the last thing he wants to see is your expression twisted into one of pain. will try to indulge you if you’re into it, but there’s a subtle lack of enthusiasm.

another thing is sex during a mission. yes, he is a freak before and after a mission, but never during. mostly because he’s in work mode, and refuses to compromise a job by thinking with his dick, but also because anyone could lurk around and catch the two of you in the act. or kill you.

won’t do anything with you in front of anybody else. will he pull you into an empty room and give you the best head of your life while your colleagues are five feet outside the closed door? yes. will he do it in front of them? absolutely not.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves, loves, loves oral. could probably spend the rest of his days between your thighs and not bat a single eye about it. a lot of the time even forgets about the actual sex part, and that he’s been aching for you for at least an hour straight. but you just taste so good, sound so beautiful, he can never get enough of you

and yes, has even dragged you aside into a spare room just to give you oral

enjoys when you give him oral as well. obviously not to the extent of him giving it to you, but if you offer he’s not going to refuse. watches you through every second, cradling your head and even tugging on your hair. and no he still does not shut up, and in fact probably makes him louder than he normally is

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

his default is sensual. not exactly super slow but each thrust is deep, almost knocking the air out of your lungs. you’re his lover, so why should he be rough and punishing for no reason?

though, if you do want him to be fast and rough, just be unforgiving throughout the day. avoid his advances, seem just out of reach, tease and flirt with him when he gets pouty about it, and expect to be manhandled and pounded later that night

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

yes. is not his favorite compared to actual sex, where he can spend his time giving you what you want, but he is a fiend and quickies are absolutely a thing. also uses them when you both are incredibly busy but are craving one another deeply, and so the poor storage closet must see things once again

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

game to take risks. outside of his nos, and the shit he already does, he’d be down for a surprising amount. all he really needs is a conversation or mention of it and a few hours to look into it and he’s ready to try

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

tejo is old but not any less energized than he was when he was younger. can go for at least two rounds, and thats even after he’s given you at least three orgasms already. does this mean he can do some crazy positions? no, but he enjoys the simplicity. simplicity means he can exert more energy on making you feel good

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

does not personally own toys, never really felt the desire to use them on himself. especially when he was in the military/ragged ravens, everything had to be quick and without mess

does not mean he won’t use them at all. if you own them personally and like using them then he is all for it! really likes to use them to heighten the pleasure he gives you, especially when he’s giving you oral. if you ever use them on him, be prepared because he will probably be enlightened afterwards

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

when it comes to teasing as in delaying your pleasure, its not something tejo does often. if he’s feeling more playful or frisky then yeah maybe, but more often than not he’s there to pleasure you. why wait?

as for teasing with words, he does indulge quite often. whether its pointing out a look on your face, a reaction to something he does, or even the way you sound. it all comes from a place of love, and never would he actually poke fun at you when you’re enjoying yourself

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not very loud. at least, to someone standing more than five feet away from him. to you, you hear every sound that leaves his throat.

groans, quite a bit. also a string of breathy exhales and spanish expletives. all of it nearly pressed right against your ear, only for you to hear. also talks quite a bit, mostly just praises of how well you’re doing and how good you make him feel, along with other dirty things to keep you going

on the off chance you get to top him, however, he spares nothing. very loud, groans and curses in all, he wants you to know he’s feeling good. better hope nobody walks by!

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wear his sunglasses. it has to be one of his favorite sights ever. your expression twisted into a moan, the frames of his sunglasses sliding down your nose, eyelashes fluttering up at him. sends him into a fucking overdrive

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

tejo’s pretty well built. decades of physical labor and time in the military has hardened his physique. not completely jacked but he has definition. has a lot of scars, outside of the visible ones with his uniform on, old and faded from a lifetime ago. does not have smooth skin either, a result of the work that he does

as for below the belt, a bit above average in length, makes up for it in girth. has a bush (i’m STILL fucking dying on this hill), and a happy trail smile.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

as mentioned in a previous post, tejo has a high sex drive. like i’m talking likely craves you at least twice a day, wants to fuck you at least once a day. mostly just tejo-being-tejo, but its also due to him being so infatuated with you he just can’t help himself

obviously, though, if you’re not in the mood he’s quick to respect it and take care of himself in other ways

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

depends on time and place. if its late, or even way too early, and you two are in bed, he’ll be asleep soon after he cleans you up and makes sure you’re okay. the comfortable atmosphere and your presence makes him relaxed enough to fall asleep quickly

if its anywhere else, be it a stray closet or before a mission, in the middle of the day, he somehow ends up more energized after the fact. many wonder how he’s on his a-game during missions while simultaneously looking like he’s enjoying himself

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lowkey i have no idea how to write for cypher SORRY

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how the FUCK do i change the text colors from these basic like 6 colors plus black

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trying to keep the valorant x reader tag alive shitpost by shitpost

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hellooo! I wonder if you would write about poly relationships too? 🤔 something like gekko x reader x miks or sova x reader x cypher? 🤭🤭 would love to see that! ♡

first request im scared

sova=sasha, cypher=amir

ill do sova x reader x cypher

im not gonna make sova and cypher like each other for this because they dont like each other canonically so sorry mommy ill do my best. they co exist and they only tolerate each other because of you. also reader is an agent

Sasha loved you first

he saw how you fought. your honor, your morality, your strength, your wisdom beyond your years

and he fell under your spell.

he was trapped, you shackled his heart and he couldn't free himself

it felt wrong. he's too old to date the new recruit!

but that just made him love you harder.

every giggle, smile, sigh, mistake, quirk... it was perfect to him

you were perfect to him

he didnt anticipate his own adversary to love you just as hard as he did.

Amir saw how you snuck up on the enemy using one of his very own traps

He looked away to view his camera for just a second!

and just a few feet away from him, was you, and a bloody corpse with his own trapwire caught on their ankle.

the stars seemingly aligned

he watched you, every day. every minute he possibly could.

and then he saw it.

You. kissing Sasha, just outside the commons area.

how could you do this to him?

you looked so passionate too. you seemed to... love him?

Sasha found you injured in the commons area, you'd tripped on Amir's wire and dislocated your pointer finger trying to catch your fall.

He heard you yelp and dashed into the common area by the couches, to find you hissing in pain.

His heart dropped. he sat by your side, wrapped one arm around you and took the affected hand.

"This is going to hurt, tell me when you're ready," he assured you, feeling the joint to determine where your finger needed to go.

at your call, he yanks on the finger and shoved it back into place

not without the cost of a howl from you.

Sasha pulls you in closer and shushes you

"hey, hey, it's better now, shh... i'm sorry."

when you made eye contact, you realized

that you loved him too.

both your eyes darted, eyes, lips, eyes, lips.

neither of you noticed your heads coming closer to each other

your lips parted with his, before they finally met. his hand coming to caress your face and his arm pulling you in even closer.

all caught on the spy's cameras. that he was watching intensely.

he was enraged.

how could this happen?

his biggest enemy on the protocol, has claimed you.

He punched a hole in the wall of his dormitory

(Earning him a strong scolding from Sage.)

He continued watching you

and that bastard Sasha.

every kiss bore a new hole in his heart.

he would get you eventually.

it didn't matter how, but you were destined to be his, forever.

Part 2 coming soon bitch im tired

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when ur reading a self insert fic and its painfully obvious the writer is a skinny person

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gekko facesitting- F! reader

cw- nfsw under the cut, mommy kink, slight femdom, (is this ageplay? i hope not cuz that shits weird) cunnilingus, extremely self indulgent

the fabric of your lace thong is tossed to the floor at the near speed of light, fully revealing yourself to the man eyeing you up with lust grazing in his hazel eyes. you smile nervously, as his hands come up to grip your ass and his eyes dart down to the thin bush of your mound. 

his hands grip tightly and pull you down to make contact with his lips, hot breath tickling your pulsating clit.

"come on mateo, you wanna make mommy feel good?"

"mhm..."

his eyebrows dropped to give a desperate look on his face.

"then be a good boy and give mommy what she needs, baby boy..."

with those simple words, he begins making out with your cunt. His eyes close and he moans against you, making your clit throb. His tongue rubs and swirls around your core, giving it all the pleasure it demands.

the stimulation makes your head fall back, your fingers scratching his scalp and tugging the short neon strands as he laps at your clit like a starving dog.

you hiss and snarl through your teeth with pleasure, whimpering and gasping at the sensation. your hands slipped from his hair to the headboard as he grips your pubic mound with his hand, pulling up slightly to move your clitoral hood out the way to make more surface area for him to please. his tongue slid against it easily as he went to town on your sensitive bud.

your movements became uncontrollable, pushing your weight against the headboard again and rocking your hips on his face, using him as if he were your own personal sex toy.

“fuck, fuck, mateo, i-i’m gonna cum, baby, i’m...!”

your orgasm crashed onto you like waves as your thighs clamped hard on poor mateo's head, crushing it as you squealed and gasped.

as you settled down and mateo pulls his head back, he smiles up at you with glossy lips and chin.

"god, that was... fucking amazing, baby. i love you so much."

"haha, love ya more, mi corazon."

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random gekko headcanons + nsfw

california sober. doesn't really drink or do hard drugs, but he loves himself some weed.

his favorite form is edibles or bongs

he also used to vape a lot but had to stop that as well as the weed smoking when he joined the valorant protocol. he canonically has asthma, so smoking and heavy cardio would be very hard on his lungs

speaking of asthma, his mom is always on his case about the weed smoking

also his mom would love u so much!!!!

he's never brought a girl home before and she's so excited to have you around

she always pesters you two about mundane things

"what theme will the wedding be? when will i have grandkids?"

she's just proud of her baby boy

he likes sanrio. he has a cinnamoroll plush on his bed and usaha*na tattooed on his shoulder blade.

his cousin is his tattoo artist so he'll barter his poor cousin constantly to get you a cheap tat

he'd love a matching set!!!!

maybe you get a My Melody tattoo on your thigh or calf and he'll get one of Flat

he's such a sub

he'd love to just let you bounce on his cock while he sucks ur nipples dry

he's very very loud. you're both very lucky the dormitories in the VP are soundproof

his biggest fantasy is when u strap him to a chair and hold a vibrator to the tip of his cock as you jerk him off with a fleshlight for hours, edging him until he cries and begs for an orgasm

speaking of, he can go about 3 rounds before he goes soft

absolute worshipper, he'd spend the rest of his life between your legs if he could

ass guy 100%. if you let him hit it reverse cowgirl he would marry you on the spot. maybe doggystyle if he's feeling extra needy and dominant

he's like 30% dom 70% sub.

he's very hypersexual. he always wants to get his dick wet.

you'll know he's horny when he starts breathing heavily and groping your stomach and chest. he'll rut against your leg as you cuddle and lick and suck your neck, leaving hickeys on your collarbone.

speaking of, his dick is about 6.5 inches, cut, and crazy thick. like, soda can thick. he nearly tears you in half with his girth.

breeding kink 100,000%. he wants to fill your pussy up with cum and then use his tongue to push it deeper inside you before he goes round 2.

he'd beg you to let him call you mommy!

"fuck, mommy, your pussy is so good...! i'm gonna cum mommy, please mommy, i want it so bad!"

AAAAAARHGHH this makes me go feral

ignore this if ur skinny but he loves himself a thick girl. tummy poking out from under your shirt, back rolls that are easy to grip while you ride him, thighs bigger than his head, all of it. he loves a plush woman who isn't afraid to show herself off to him. you're perfect to him either way.

sit on his face!!!

also i feel like he'd want to lick or finger your ass at some point but he's nervous. what if you push him away?

the tiniest smidge of a masochist. if you hold and grip his neck to maintain eye contact he will melt immediately.

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whooooaa ladies chill i didnt realize i was so famous

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yall im scared