hydra

nineteen | she/her | writing account masterlist requests closed

[hghydrargyrum]

rules and about me (: — !!

[ requests closed ! ]

[ about me ]

you may call me hydra !

19 and i go by she/her

some of my interests include — pokémon, genshin impact, minecraft, ultrakill, valorant, band/orchestra (saxophone), house md, the blacklist, bones, and probably others (but i forget lol)

ex-wattpad patriot and pro tumblr lurker — i have seen it all

[ rules ]

please stick to the characters listed below

i can do headcanons, small blurbs, or full stories (oneshots), just specify which

for headcanons, stick to four or five characters

small blurbs two or three

DO'S -> nsfw, yandere, x reader, female or gender neutral reader,

DONT'S -> poly, overly gorey stuff, canon x canon, aged-up or underage characters (reader or character), cnc or nc, general do-not-writes

[ fandoms ]

characters i am most familiar with will be highlighted in blue, but anyone listed here i will write for!

VALORANT

anyone on the roster basically, most familiar with tejo, cypher, and chamber.

ULTRAKILL

gabriel, minos prime, v1, v2, sisyphus

GENSHIN IMPACT

neuvillette, wriothesley, diluc, childe, chasca, arlecchino, alhaitham, beidou, eula, furina, navia, raiden ei

thats it kbyeeeeeee

[hghydrargyrum]

hi! i just wanted to say i really enjoy your val fics and i hope you are doing well! (o^^o)

hello anon! thank you so much ❤️

i will be honest, my motivation has been kind of in the dirt. between school and internships and a bunch of other stuff, it has been hard to find the want to write stuff. to those in my inbox—i will get to your requests soon, hoping to clean it out this coming week.

i’m glad you are enjoying my val stuff! thinking once i’m done with my inbox i’ll push out some ultrakill stuff (gabriel). hoping to start writing some fuller length stories, i am unsure however.

thank you again!!

[hghydrargyrum]

Heyy! Could I request some affection headcanons for Tejo, Cypher, Chamber and any orher character you like with a sportive (especially a volleybol player) fem!reader?

worlds no. 1 fan — !!

[ tejo, cypher, chamber x gen!reader ]

valorant men dating a volleyball player

cw -> sfw, reader is not a valorant agent, established relationship

notes -> omg volleyball players unite… wish i still played but my coach ruined my love for playing on a team when i was a sophomore 💔 its fun to pick up every now and then though. enjoy! 💜 also this ended up being more gender neutral

tejo

— tejo is no stranger to the sports world

— he enjoys football, at the very least, and likely played it extensively when he was a young man. so even if he’s a little rusty he understands the way the sports world works

— that being said, this lovely colombian is your biggest fan!

— doesn’t matter to him if you’re playing recreationally, professionally, for a club or for a school, he’ll be by your side cheering you on

— now, to be up front…

— he’s not always going to be able to make it to every single one of your games. his work is important, both to him and on a larger scale, so he’s not really able to just drop everything to watch you play

— but he will show up when it matters. first games, last games, games with events you are featured in, knockout brackets, the works. even random games where you ask him to be there and his schedule is completely clear

— when he can be there, he is absolutely obnoxious about being there for you. he comes with flowers (yes every single time), always cheers as loud as he can when you make an impressive play or win a set, and sits as close as he can to the court to make sure he doesn’t miss a single thing!

— when the game’s over he’ll wait for you to come to him, knowing that you have to talk with your teammates and your coach after

— but once you find him he’ll hug you, hand you the flowers, and tell you how good you did. doesn’t matter if you won or lost, he thinks you always do great on the court

— he’ll mostly let you lead the conversation, talking about what happened on the court, what plays you thought were impressive or what went wrong, things he might not have noticed. he’s not entirely up-to-speed with most of the jargon but he gets it enough, nodding and following along

— will drive you home, and gets you any sort of takeout if you want it. if not, doesn’t matter to him, he can just make food later

— joins you in the shower/bath, offers to wash your hair and massage any sore muscles from playing. he’s very thorough with it, as he unfortunately knows a thing or two about having sore muscles after a long day of hard work. so if you were planning on sleeping after a game then let tejo give you a massage

— occasionally will surprise you after practice by swinging by to say hi, when his schedule allows. enjoys the way you light up when you see him, not expecting to have seen him until much later in the day

— typically takes you out for lunch or dinner after, like a mini-date!

— i can see him helping you out if you ever wanted to practice outside of stuff already scheduled. won’t do anything too intensive but he can toss a ball in a way you tell him to, no?

— on a similar note i can see him trying to play a game with you. it won’t be until he’s seen enough of your games and heard enough about the plays that you make before he’s asking if you two can do a 1v1

— (i can see him being a fantastic middle hitter)

— probably needs a little fine-tuning but he can hold his own pretty well. isn’t tall with broad shoulders for nothing!

— despite his busy schedule he does his best to support you. doesn’t mind the differences in your hobbies and your careers, you’re his number one in his mind

cypher

— amir is not as knowledgeable of the sports world

— he’s spent the majority of his life tinkering, spying, and running away from everyone and everything. the last time he ever did anything remotely sports-related was when he was a boy (if he could even remember)

— but, thats not to say he isn’t supportive of you!

— it doesn’t really matter to him if its just a hobby or if its your career, its a part of your life and he will listen when you wish to ramble about it

— won’t take him long to catch onto the volleyball jargon that you use. he is a smart man and he also has the worlds largest database at his fingers (google)

— now, he will tell you almost immediately: don’t expect him to be able to show up to any games in-person

— not because he doesn’t care, but because he’s a man on the run. he values his privacy, and he’s more that sure a man in a complete body suit with a mask will draw unwanted attention

— keyword: in-person

— if your team livestreams games regularly he’ll watch it the legitimate way. but if they don’t he’ll get a little sneaky, hacking into the security cameras of wherever you’re playing to watch you. its a bit spotty and doesn’t have the best audio, but its better than not seeing anything at all

— he’ll send you a “good luck” text and a “well done” text before and after, as well as little messages throughout when you make a nice play

— knows you won’t see them as he sends them but he enjoys the thought of them making your day better when you see them after the game is over

— and its obvious as you call him to gush about it when you have a free moment on the way home

— amir’ll let you ramble about the game, what happened, how you performed, the works. finds he likes the sound of your voice after not seeing you all day

— when you come home he’s got a bath drawn, with all of your favorite amenities. won’t join you but he will sit next to the tub, telling you about his day while you tell him about yours. its a rather peaceful scene

— if you have any sore muscles he’ll offer to massage them, fingers intricate from years of tinkering

— won’t necessarily want to try out playing, but if you’re doing some at-home training he’ll sit by and watch you

— maybe if you give him those sad puppy-dog eyes and beg him to at least try with that sweet voice he loves so much, he’ll do some simple passing with you. but he’d rather stick to valorant being his only form of daily exercise

— he probably won’t always be home when you get done with practice, especially if he is busy with work, but occasionally he’ll have some food delivered for you

— may not outwardly seem like the most supportive partner, but you have amir’s full backing!

chamber

— probably isn’t the most knowledgeable on the sports world either

— at least, in the physical activity sense

— vincent more than likely played the notorious rich-man sports when he was a bit younger, trying to seem like he knew what he was doing with his money. never ended up liking it enough to continue

— but, he is still a very curious person, so when the first time you told him you played volleyball he was intrigued to the max

— the first time he goes to one of your games he feels a little bit awkward. the loud, echoing cheering from the crowd, the shouting of callouts from the players on the court, its an odd sensation but it soon reminds him somewhat of being on the field

— seeing you on the court, in your element, making callouts and cheering on your teammates is what smooths out his awkwardness

— its funny the first time he shows up, because he’s standing there with a big bouquet of roses, awkwardly shifting around as he waits for you to be done talking with your teammates and coaches post-game. honestly its a bit adorable

— just please tell him to not buy you a giant bouquet of the finest roses every time you compete. unless thats what you want, either way he doesn’t mind

— its smooth sailing after that for the frenchman

— makes an effort to show up to almost every single one of your games. even if there’s work he should be doing and there are reports that should’ve found their way to brimstone’s desk hours ago, he’s in the stands cheering you on as you play

— if he can’t make it best believe he’s sending you supportive messages (as much as he can, he can’t really do it if he’s getting shot at)

— the most supportive boyfriend after a game. doesn’t matter if you won or lost he’s telling you you did a great job, running you a bath with all the bath salts and expensive soaps, and making you a nice dinner to help unwind

— also offers to massage any sore muscles. though its really only right before you two go to sleep, as he knows how soothing it can be

— usually schedules his slower days around your practice schedules, so you two can meet up and hang out without having to worry about the where and the when

— its mostly just him showing up to sweep you away to a date after you’re all cleaned up

— yes, your teammates do tease you for this

— will help you with any gear you may need. new shoes, new kneepads, or anything else you might need, he’ll foot the bill. you just pick out whatever is best for you, amour!

— doesn’t matter what level you play for. he’ll buy it for you

— at some point further along your relationship, he will relent at a casual ask to play with you. you will absolutely have to teach him the basics, if you are up for that challenge, but he’s a relatively quick learner past the initial stiffness and unsure behavior

— though its not exactly his favorite thing, he finds that the gleeful look on your face when makes up for the way he feels about the sport

— (he’d be an excellent setter)

— vincent loves you, and by extension he loves what you do

[hghydrargyrum]

hello! can i request some headcanons with tejo and a gn reader who wants to top/dominate him? maybe write how he explores that part of himself and how he starts to let loose with his partner

relinquish control — !!

[ tejo x gn!reader ]

cw -> nsfw, mdni!, no explicit genitalia mentioned for reader, reader is a valorant agent, bottom!tejo, pathetic tejo TRUTHER, mentions of penetration

notes -> oh boy… i feel like a joyous being in a candy shop right now. enjoy anon 💜

— getting to top tejo takes quite a bit of effort. not just speaking for the act itself, but getting him to agree

— not like he’s the type of man to think that being on the bottom = not being masculine, but the thought of letting you on top just… never crosses his mind?

— sure, sometimes you will physically be on top, but he’s the one in control

— pleasuring you is where he gets his pleasure from, so most of the time he forgets about any other possibility other than what will bring you the most pleasure from his hands. he typically has you crying out in ecstasy before the thought of getting on top can even cross your mind

— it gets to a point where you wonder if he’s just permanently going to be the one on top. at first the thought didn’t bother you, as he’s always so attentive to your needs

— but then the longer it goes on the longer you wonder, are his needs being taken care of?

— the first time it happens is quite late at night. it’d been a long day for him, with briefings and training leaving him completely tuckered out. he’s still awake but every limb is telling him not to move, on his stomach with half his body on you

— but, in all honesty, his mind is very much active. hands roaming over your sides over the blankets, admiring the way you look with a lazy gaze. comfortable in his bed, with his clothes on, with him by your side. the domestic thought is comforting but admittedly quite arousing, especially this late at night

— he’s hard and wanting as he lie there, but he’s too fatigued to do anything about it. he knows he’s being handsy, knows you know what it means, knows you know he wants you

— so imagine his surprise when you’re telling him to get on his back on the mattress, taking initiative by climbing on top of him and straddling his thighs. his hands find your hips, easy as they always do

— normally he’d make a flirtatious remark. ask what you’re doing. but now he’s silent, curious to see where this goes

— tejo’s voice, normally one filled with filthy praises and strings of what he’d like to do to you in both his mother tongue and english, is now more silent. his throat spills with ecstasy and moans of pleasure, and it isn’t long before he’s asking you to go faster or move your hips a certain way

— the more you encourage him, compliment him, praise him, the more he’s melting like putty. his moans grow louder, hands squeezing your hips like he wants to keep you there for the whole night

— by the end of it all he sleeps through the whole night, almost straight through his alarm the next morning. he’s noticeably more peaceful

— after that night it takes him a bit to introspect what happened. not that he didn’t like it or didn’t want it, but quite the opposite. it felt good, so good, to just sit back and let you take the reins and focus on the feeling rather than the doing. which, to him, felt just as good as doing all of the doing

— slowly, albeit surely, he relaxes more into the rhythm of letting you be on top. he shows it in the way he puts himself out there, the way he looks at you at night, telling you what he wants you to do to him

— now, tejo isn’t the type of person to get all whiny and beg and squirm when he’s not on top, but he’s definitely more mellow and receptive to whatever you do to him

— he’s also quite a bit louder. moans and groans more prominent, more than just in your ear. grunts and keening words of “just like that,” or “thats so good” filling the room as you pleasure him in just that way he loves so much

— the biggest turnoff for him is unnecessary roughness

— its incredibly rare he’s rough with you, with hard thrusts or neck bites, only if you’re explicitly asking for it. so if you do it to him, without him asking for it at all, it turns him off to the idea

— besides, he finds he likes it more when you take your time and prolong his pleasure, make everything worthwhile

— run your hands down his chest, tangle them in his chest hair, ghost the pads of your fingers over his scars and graze your thumbs over his nipples. he loves that shit and it will send a full body quiver down his spine

— doesn’t matter to him if he’s being penetrated or doing the penetrating. both things feel good to him and make your face contort in pleasure so he doesn’t care what he’s doing

— also more likely to spontaneously get on his knees for you. it usually happens after close calls on missions or when he’s particularly feeling down and missing you

— he’ll find you, ask if its okay, before dropping to his knees and nudging his head between your thighs

— all the while he’s mumbling about how much he loves you, misses you, was worried about you between laps of his tongue and gentle sucks

— the look he gives you between messy tufts of silver-black hair and his eyelashes is honestly sort of pathetic if he didn’t look so beautiful on his knees, craving you like he needs air to breathe

— the man trusts you with his life, which also means every other aspect of it as well

[hghydrargyrum]

hc about a retired Tejo with a female reader?

the after life — !!

[ tejo x gn!reader ]

retired tejo headcanons

cw -> reader and tejo are retired valorant agents, established relationship, mention of injuries, marriage (briefly mentioned), tejo is a cat lover

notes -> writing this after finding out this poor mf got slimed is either a form of therapy or copium. whichever one it is you can decide. please enjoy, free my wife he didn’t do anything 💜

also your request asked for female reader but this ended up being more gender-neutral, apolocheese…

— it takes tejo quite a while to truly retire, even after valorant has ceased operations

— he’s worked all his life, and its all that he knows. before valorant it was freelance, before freelance it was the military. so he more than likely goes back into freelance, picking back up where he left off with waylay and veto

— though, don’t get him wrong, he loves the leisure he has with you. but he’s just so used to enjoying it after a long day of hard work

— doesn’t care if you go back into the workforce or not

— in fact, he’s extremely hypocritical and insists that you rest after retiring. doesn’t care if he’s the only one supporting the household, he’d do it in a heartbeat if it meant keeping you happy and safe

— though if you do stay home, or do something for work that requires you to stay in one place, he’s gone quite a bit. his work keeps him busy

— you see the way he’s allured every time you inquire about him retiring for good. he’ll dismiss you but he’s very hesitant about it, giving you a chance to fully explain your reasoning behind it. the more he dismisses the more he thinks about it late at night, holding you close

— what really does him in is when he gets injured on the job. its nothing fatal but it takes him out of the field for quite a while

— valorant made him feel young and spry, with top secret missions and fancy technology and teammates that made him feel invincible. but, in reality, he’s not so young anymore. injuries take longer to heal without radianite-charged healing, missions not as easy without dozens of superhuman colleagues sprinting in to support him

— besides, he hates seeing you look so worried about him. he’s seen it too many times, but that was when danger was inevitable for both of you

— the crease in your brow, the deep frown on your lips, the way your eyes grow hazy with tears you don’t let shed

— but, now, he doesn’t need to do this to himself. to you.

— after you take him home with a laundry list of doctor’s orders for recovery and an expected three months before he can even begin imagining the idea of physical therapy, he vows to both himself and to you that its time to leave this life behind

— its unfortunate he has to spend the first few months on bedrest, but he puts his energy towards getting everything settled. paperwork, telling his coworkers, getting all the bureaucratic stuff done

— tejo’s definitely happier. he realizes that even if he held a pretty healthy balance between work and leisure (as much as he could have), he finds he much enjoys the leisure when it doesn’t come with the prerequisite of being shot at

— and it doesn’t go unnoticed the way you enjoy it, too

— expect him to be on top of you, like all the time. even if you’re chastising him for getting out of bed he’s hobbling over on his crutches and leaning his entire body weight on top of you in a hug

— retiring really mellows tejo out. instead of having to be awake at six am sharp he can sleep until noon, holding you close as he snores as loud as humanly possible. instead of worrying about when he has training and when he has briefings and when he has missions, he can just spend his time going out to eat with you or doing couple activities you both enjoy. doesn’t need to worry about the next time he’ll be injured or ripped back to reality by a resurrection

— now, don’t confuse him, he’s still got his confident and playful streak, but expect the air of authority around him to fizzle out into something a lot calmer

— when he’s feeling better and no longer needing assistance to stand right, he’s asking you to go on vacation. wherever you want, whatever you want, as long as you’re there with him

— he’s more than likely been all over the world, between freelance and valorant, but he never truly got the chance to explore. it was always for work

— though he does insist the first place you go is somewhere warm

— genuinely insists on going all over the world with you. won’t go to every single country on earth, but wants to visit every continent at least once (well, except for antarctica)

— you both have more than enough money to spend on a vacation like this, and he wants to spend it to pamper you and take you wherever you want to go. his happiness goes through the roof if you ask him for his input, too

— both americas, europe, africa, asia, australia/oceania. nice hotels, nice restaurants, beautiful views and wonderful festivals. you two do anything and everything you can together, which typically ends with a lot of people referring to you as a married couple

— which neither of you bother to correct…

— speaking of

— tejo will 100% propose to you during your time in valorant. doesn’t matter when, doesn’t matter where, hell he’d do it right on the battlefield, but what matters the most to him is the ceremony itself. that he’s unlikely to have until later in life when you two are stable

— and, well, that time is now!

— after your ‘year of travel,’ he decides that now is the best time to actually hold a ceremony. you’re settled, he’s settled, there’s no better time

— (i won’t actually get into detail in this post)

— when you two are finally married, its more than likely that you settle in colombia. its close to his immediate family, its a warm climate, and most importantly he wants to share his home and his culture with you!

— finds a home smacked right on the coast, easy access to the beach and all

— if you are feeling homesick, he’ll drop everything so you guys can go on an extended vacation back to visit your family and home country. family is important to him, so if he notices you’re missing your family or just home in general, he’ll do his due diligence

— picks up some of his old hobbies again now that he’s not so busy. attends football matches, cooks more often, and i think he’d be a bit into old cars as well

— also finds some hobbies that the both of you can participate in together. always does he spend time with you, and its rare that he asks for time to himself

— spontaneous dates to the nearest city, days spent at the beach, week-long vacations to other countries, local holidays and celebrations, the whole nine yards

— would also get pets. the type to go to the shelter looking for a young kitten only to see two older, bonded cats and immediately take them home. takes about a bajillion pictures of them and posts them online/sends them to you at least once a day

— does his best to make your new life together happy, and filled with more love than ever before

[hghydrargyrum]

parting ways? — !!

[ yandere!tejo x female!reader ]

yandere tejo with an s/o wanting to break up

cw -> yandere behavior, reader is a valorant agent, established relationship, tejo’s pretty genuine, but a bit manipulative, mentions of murder, mentions of injuries, love you missile guy

notes -> my sleep-deprived, flu-infested brain accidentally posted my draft instead of saving it, but this was a request by an anon. i hope you enjoy it (wherever you may be) 💜

p.s. happy tejo release day

— yandere tejo is a yandere who still keeps his rationale despite his less-than-savory decisionmaking

— he’ll do all the unsatisfactory things. driving away people trying to put wedges in your relationship, pulling strings with your superiors to keep you out of certain missions, even getting his hands stained with blood in order to keep you safe

— though a small portion of himself takes pride in it, the rest of him tries to avoid it if at all possible

— not only does it take time out of his already busy schedule (time which he could be spending with you), but each time he does something for your benefit it heightens the risk of him being caught. which is the last thing he wants happening

— you are his precious thing, after all

— everything he does he does for you. keeps a keen eye on you, to make sure you’re not being overworked by your superiors. buys you gifts, things he knows you’ve been eyeing for too long. clears out his entire schedule when he knows you’ve had a long day

— that being said, he can sniff out your want to be apart pretty fast. not only is he in tune with you, but he’s super observant

— can see the way you’re quieter during moments where its just you two, when normally you’d be responsive to dialogue and laughing along with his jokes. how you’d rather spend time with your friends on base than be snuggled up in bed with him. how you’re slower to respond to texts, almost like you’re dreading them

— the irrational part of him worries that you’re not okay mentally, putting up a front in front of your friends. but he knows better than that, and knows eventually he has to face the music

— when you go to him wanting to break up with him, he panics. as much as he is a yandere this is a genuine relationship to him, so when you confess to wanting to part ways it deeply upsets him. and he’s not afraid to show it to you

— he’s immediately trying to work on a solution, in an effort to salvage your relationship. he works too much? he’ll find time off, schedule more date nights and spend more time with you. he’s too overbearing? do what you need, mi amor, don’t let him stop you. you're not feeling appreciated? offers to go away somewhere, just you and him, reconnect

— though it all seems like one big manipulation tactic, its genuine. you're the light of his life, and if there is anything at all he can do to stop you from leaving then he's going to do it

— one thing he struggles to fix, however, is if you're breaking up due to the shady things he's done to secure your relationship. the manipulation, the blackmail, the murder he's committed for you

— if that's the sole reason, he's not going to deny it. sure, he did those things, but they were all for you. he'll frame everything he did as if they were positive, pointing out how much better your life has been with him in it, doing these things without your notice. no more creeps flirting with you, no more suicide solo missions from your superiors, no more having to worry

— if, despite his best efforts, you still want to break up, there isn't much he can do to stop you. he won't turn evil, or kidnap you, or chain you up in a musky basement for all of eternity. he'll let you go, because he knows better.

— because he knows you know better.

— tejo wallows, he's sad, he's unsure of what to do with himself after your initial breakup. he won't cry or be upset in front of others, but the tension he emanates as he goes about his daily routine is palpable

— he stares at you, a lot. its a force of habit that he can never seem to stop, and honestly it gets to a point where you think he never blinks when he does it

— the one thing he doesn't do is go out of his way to win back your love. he'll stay quiet, observant, lets all the subtle gestures that he's done over your relationship do the work

— because he knows...

— knows that no matter how hot you crank the heat in your bedroom, nothing can replicate the feeling of a warm chest cradled against yours

— knows that no matter how much you turn up that white noise machine, nothing will replicate the way he snores just soft enough to calm your mind when you sleep at night

— knows that watching tv will never be the same without his gentle back rubs or cheeky comments to the fictional characters

— knows you'll never have a fresh brewed pot of coffee or a hot breakfast on a lazy day off, with a loving smile and a soft good morning to greet you and your bedhead

— knows that missions will never be the same, that no other agent can understand you and work around you like he does. nobody can protect you, make split second decisions like he does

— everything you do, you're reminded of his absence. everything you don't do, you're reminded of his absence. every drink, every meal, every laugh, every job well done. he's always in the back of your mind

— he lets those things do the work for him

— so when you come crawling back to him, tears in your eyes, wallowing about how much you missed him and how sorry you were, he won't pipe back with an "i told you so." he'll pull you in his arms, tell you its okay, and that he's not going anywhere

— because, he knows, you're not going anywhere.

[hghydrargyrum]

Hey! Could you write headcanons (or blurbs) for Tejo, Chamber, Fade, and any other character you like, how would they react if their fem!partner wanted (or tried) to learn their language? (English isn't my native language, so I can make mistakes, please ignore them<333)

language learner — !!

[ tejo, chamber, fade x fem!reader ]

valorant agents with a partner learning their language

cw -> fluff, reader is a valorant agent, established relationship, reader is assumed to not speak the agent’s language, non-specific mentions of language apps, mentions of nightmares [fade]

notes -> hi there ! formatted these in a ‘reader tries to learn independently but then s/o finds out and teaches them’ sort of way. enjoy (and happy new year!) 💜

tejo

— honestly, it probably starts due to tejo’s love of switching between spanish and english

— he does it without even thinking, one second he’s speaking a full sentence in spanish and the next is in english. in turn he does it a lot with you, though he has to translate everything he says

— you figure, at some point, it must be frustrating for him to have to translate everything for you instead of being able to hold a full conversation in his mother tongue

— which, its not as frustrating for him as you make it out to be. in fact, your confusion is amusing to him

— nevertheless, you set out in an attempt to begin learning his language as a way to surprise him and make his life a bit easier

— the first rather obvious thing to do was to ask one of your co-workers. the first person you asked was gekko, the young man seeming approachable enough

— despite being enthusiastic to help you, he had no idea where to start. he was young and had little experience teaching much, let alone a language. so you decided to tell him it was okay, he didn't have to

— then there was reyna!

— ...who had been away for a week at her sanctuary and probably would not be back for a while

— which left you to the next obvious option: apps. though you'd heard less than favorable things about them, it was really the only option you had in favor of keeping it a surprise from your boyfriend

— so, you set out, using the app every chance you could. which, honestly, was already difficult in of itself, seeing as how almost every free moment you had tejo insisted on being with you

— progress was slow. way too slow, especially for your liking. it was enough to be able to pick out bits and pieces of what your boyfriend was saying, but not enough to be anything useful. alongside the slow progress, translating between two different dialects was not the best either

— tejo finds out late one day, coming back from training. he assumed you were asleep so he didn't bother telling you he was coming back from training. unbeknownst to him you'd been awake, typing away at your phone on the language app

— it takes him a second to realize what you're doing, but once he does he's amused with a chuckle. which in turn scares the life out of you, not realizing he'd been there

— when you (finally) admit to what you'd been doing, he's very touched by the action. tells you that you didn't have to do such a thing (to which, please tell him that's not an option)

— nevertheless he offers to teach you instead of having to use a flimsy app to learn spanish. which, honestly, is probably better

— tejo is not the best teacher. though yes, he's experienced and fluent with his native language, he's more meant for teaching how to shoot a gun or the different types of explosives. still, he's relaxed, and doesn't get upset or impatient if you get some things wrong or don't quite understand what he's saying

— a lot of his "teaching" is actually just face-to-face conversation. teaches you specific terms, yes, but a lot of it is just late-night or lazy conversations in spanish

— the more fluent you become the less likely he is to go out of his way to teach you specific terms. really just encourages you to use context clues to figure out terms you don't know

— the upside, he realizes, to you knowing his native language, is that you can speak to one another in common areas without fear of being eavesdropped (unless, of course, a spanish speaker is around)

— doesn't care how fast or how long it takes you to learn his language, just happy you decided to try in the first place. is there with you every step of the way

chamber

— vincent is not a man who shies away from speaking his native language

— he uses a lot of french, including french-specific sayings and phrases. also includes things like phrases from french poetry, art, and other culturally significant factors

— if anyone (aside from you) decides to push hard enough it is possible to make him angry-rant entirely in french. it is both hilarious and horrifying

— that being said, loves to speak french with you. especially if you get him going on a topic he loves, specifically the arts or his gunmaking

— though he will eagerly translate any french into english, you can tell that sometimes he’s a bit frustrated, specifically when there are phrases that can’t directly translate into english and he struggles to explain

— so after a few-too-many conversations like that, you choose to start learning his language to ease his worries

— the only agent who knew any sort of french (who wasn’t a new learner, sorry phoenix) had been subjected to dozens of new recruit exercises and onboarding briefings, so learning from a colleague was out of the question

— thus you led with your phone. though it wasn’t exactly the best, it was easy to hide it from your boyfriend. you wanted to see the way his face lit up when you revealed the surprise, and getting other people involved would risk that

— …but, due to the fact that your boyfriend loved spending time with you, even if you weren’t doing something together, it meant playing no-peeksies with your phone

— the first few weeks start out okay, with you only needing to be sketchy around your phone a few times. you feel a bit bad every time vincent gives you a questioning look, but then remember what its for

— he catches on to the sketchiness pretty quickly. and, chamber being chamber, starts to worry pretty quickly

— it doesn’t take long for him to not-so-subtly blurt out a “are you okay, mon amour?” after he sees you being secretive with your phone

— you tell him you’re okay, but he doesn’t buy it. he starts asking question after question, each one in concern over your well-being. a small part of you worried he’d immediately jump to infidelity, but in fact he was worried something had happened to you and you were hiding it from him

— after convincing him you were okay (which takes a bit), you tell him what you were doing. it makes him pause in appreciative silence before he lights up

— he’s asking you questions—how much do you know? do you know how to do this? do that? how about this?

— when he settles, he’s telling you about how silly it was for you to use an app, when he’s right there! he appreciates the effort for a surprise, but he would rather spend time with you teaching you his language than be surprised by it

— besides, to him, language is a lot more than just words and phrases

— vincent is a great teacher. not just because he’s patient and passionate about the french language but because he knows the intricacies of his native language and how to teach them to a non-speaker

— uses teaching you as a way to unwind from gunmaking and missions. you question him, wondering if it must be a chore after a long day, but nothing is a chore when it comes to you

— at some point, takes you on vacation to paris. yes, it is a vacation-vacation, but uses it as an opportunity to test and expand your skills. seeing paintings and poetry entwined with the language, speaking with locals

— if a native parisian gets snippy with you over your french, he’s immediately on them and jumping to your defense

— overjoyed you want to learn his language. means he can ramble for as long as he wants without needing to interrupt his train of thought to translate something for you

fade

— hazal is not someone who regularly uses turkish when speaking with her colleagues

— when out on the field, efficiency and split-second decisions are key, meaning she has to speak a language everyone is capable of understanding

— she’ll use it when muttering to herself, be it about a kill she’s scored or thinking out loud by herself

— around base, sure, she’ll use it as well, but again its not often

— the only time you get to hear her relax and truly speak her native language is when you guys are alone together. sometimes she uses it so casually she almost forgets that you’re not a native speaker

— though she doesn’t mind translating, sometimes its a little bit awkward, especially when she says a sentence and you don’t respond because you’re not sure how to

— its a lot worse when she’s half asleep after a long night and a long day of work, brain hard-wired to speak in turkish

— so, one day, you decide to start trying to learn her language, to alleviate a little bit of that exhaustion

— seeing as how nobody on base spoke her native language (aside from herself, obviously), your only option was to use an online tool to teach you the language

— it wasn’t that hard to keep it a surprise, as fade was a busy woman who also had a horrible sleep schedule. so while she was on missions or dead to the world by your side in bed you were on your phone, learning her language to the best of your ability

— she only finds out because of her learned ability to read your expressed emotions

— it probably occurs when she’s half-asleep once more, muttering things in turkish while being too tired to translate

— when she mutters a phrase you recognize, she’ll immediately lift her head upon noticing the way confusion is replaced with knowing. then, seeing you try to hide your knowing look, she’s interested in digging further

— you’re sheepish as you try to explain it away, but inevitably you’re forced to give in and explain to her what you were doing

— she’s noticeably happy (at least, as much as she can be when this exhausted), expressing her mirth with your efforts

— offers to teach you, inferring that authentic conversation must be better than trying to replicate it through a screen. she’s a little awkward at first, not knowing where to start or how to go about teaching her language, but once she’s settled it goes smoothly

— though still keep the app handy, for the weeks where she’s crushed by exhaustion and unable to teach

— supplements her midnight forcing-herself-to-stay-awake with teaching you turkish, if you so desire to stay up that late. though you know she should be sleeping, anything is better than her suffering with nightmares

— conversation is her main tool, and uses it to pick out words or phrases you don’t understand. when she sees you being confused, she’ll teach you what it means

— is very happy that her half-asleep turkish mumblings can now be understood and replied to, and its even better if you choose to reply back in turkish to go easy on her brain

— would also use it in some situations on the field, like if you’re playing together or stuck in a 2vx situation. since she’s focused on what’s going on in front of her the turkish is easier to speak, and since you can understand it she’s going to use it

— just happy you care enough to go out of your way to learn her language, and sees it as you being interested in a part of her

[hghydrargyrum]

I've been wanting to read more Valorant x reader content like I'm very deprived 😭

How about HCs for your 3 familiar characters (Tejo, Cypher and Chamber) where they try to stop their SO! Agent! Reader from overworking herself because of a mistake she made in the lab with Viper and hasn't been taking a break ever since.. maybe fluff and comfort too, thank you for writing these wonderful Valorant content in advance btw 🥺

overworked and underpaid — !!

[ tejo, chamber, cypher x fem!reader ]

valorant men when you’re overworking yourself

cw -> sfw, comfort and fluff, usage of [name], reader is a valorant agent and works for viper, (potential) ooc viper, established relationship, fatigue and overexertion, mentions of food, tejo is a little dramatic, chamber and jett are friends, jett is very cheeky, cypher is a bit irritating, they all just care for you lots

notes -> ough… your request said you wanted headcanons but i loved this so much so i did drabbles… i hope you enjoy 💜

tejo

tejo was aware that you’d been busy. he saw it before he heard it—no more late nights spent snuggled in bed, waking up to a fresh brew of coffee, and early morning gym sessions. he found himself alone during the last week, which was colder than the difficult morning air.

your work with viper was nothing to scoff at. though he wasn’t familiar with the type of work you two did, long hours and restless behavior told him everything he needed to know. his rocky relationship with brimstone, and therefore viper, prevented him from just barging into the lab and requesting (demanding) you take a break. so he’d have to wait, in bed, cold and alone, until either you came back or the sun rose once more.

he was not built for this.

from what the initiator had garnered, there was some sort of freak accident in the lab. not enough to fatally injure anybody, but viper had been sent to see sage for at least a few hours. and judging by the fact that he hadn’t seen you in a week, the woman was not happy.

he was no stranger to overworking himself to make up for mistakes. mistakes in the field meant working overtime to fix them, using effort as forgiveness. but at the end of the day he’d always sleep, eat, take care of himself. whatever you were doing to yourself was not this, and he was starting to grow restless with worry.

sighing as he sat up in bed, he ran his hands over his face. a chill ran over his still-warmed body, a reminder that he was alone in bed. it was late and hq was quiet, the only sound the hum of the heater as it worked. the eighth night he was by himself, another night you were up in the lab working to fix your mistakes.

swinging the blankets off of him he stood out of bed. after his usual stretch-and-groan he put on his glasses (and a shirt), leaving his bedroom with the intent of coming back with you in his arms.

hq was quiet as he walked through it, agents either asleep or hiding out in their rooms. the floor was cold against his bare feet, goosebumps rising on his arms. but he walked with a certain determination, and once he was set on something he would not stop until he had it.

lucky for him, another assistant had just been leaving when he reached the door to viper’s lab, the colombian able to sneak in. it was even colder inside, he thought, the sterile air and humming machinery somewhat suffocating to the untrained senses. he found you almost immediately, hunched over and asleep at your desk.

you were the only one left.

heart clenching, tejo made his way over to you. your hair was mussed and your face was pressed into the crook of your elbow, papers and other work scattered across the table. when he placed his hand on your shoulder you jumped, whipping your head around.

“easy, cariño,” he murmured, watching you slowly realize and sigh deeply. as you pushed your face against his stomach he cradled your head, smoothing out any knots in your hair.

“how did you get in here?” you asked, looking up at him. he just shook his head, not offering a real answer.

“that’s the last thing you should be worried about, hmm?” he replied, brushing loose hair out of your face, “you look exhausted.”

the words made you frown, you knew it was true. bloodshot eyes, dark circles underneath. each step you took around the lab felt like you were being dragged down to just lay on the floor. but the work did not stop, fixing your mistakes and pleasing your boss came first.

“i know, it just… there’s so much work to do, on top of everything else…” you started just to stop. you knew you were floundering, tejo knew it too. his hands found your cheeks, making you stop your nervous shifting to look at him.

“i haven’t seen you in a week, [name],” he responded. despite the playful nature of his tone you could hear the hurt behind it, “when’s the last time you had a meal?”

the fact that you had to stop and think about it told him everything he needed to know. with a small huff he nudged you to your feet, hands on your sides as you stand together. he’s silent, and you know behind those aviators he’s taking in your disheveled state. you frown, feeling guilty, but that tiny part of you refused to stop and consider everything else outside the four walls. after a moment of silence he offered a hum.

“lets go get you something to eat,” he took you by the hand, leading you away from your work and towards the lab door.

“but, what about the—?”

“your work can wait,” he responded, continuing to lead you away without a bat of an eye, “come on, i’ll make your favorite. then we’ll get some much needed sleep.”

fighting was futile as the lab door hissed shut behind the two of you. your boyfriend was always a man who was determined, and he was now determined to take care of you and nurture you back to health. all you really could do, you realized, was let him guide you through the halls and into the kitchen. hq was dead silent as he flicks on the light, guiding you to sit at the island.

you weren’t sure what to say as he started to work at the kitchen counter, putting together the ingredients for your favorite meal. honestly, you weren’t sure if you even could say anything, sleep already starting to take over now that you weren’t hunched over lab reports. by the time tejo had finished cooking and placed the plate in front of you, you’d already drifted off. a warm hand on your shoulder wakes you up.

“cariño?” he called, your eyes blinking open. once you noticed the meal you gave him a sheepish smile, picking up the utensil and starting to eat.

he sat next to you the whole time, hand caressing your scalp as he watches you eat. and once you finish he puts the plate away without a single word, coming back to your side. as you lean against him he cradles your head, gazing at you even through his aviators.

“lets go get some rest, okay? we can sleep all day tomorrow,” the colombian starts, sure of himself, “then after that, we can finish up your work.”

“we? tejo, you—“

“i’m sure filling out pieces of paper in the way you tell me to cannot be that difficult, amor,” he cuts off. though there’s humor in his tone you know he’s being serious, dead set on helping you. there wasn’t much to protest, you thought.

“alright…” with a pause to sigh, you smiled, “thank you.”

“any time. …te amo.” a kiss.

“i love you too.”

chamber

vincent was used to getting everything he wanted. he had the money, the genius, the charm. he had you, after all. if there was one thing he would never rid of it would be you, his light after a long day of tinkering and shooting at people.

…so suffice to say he was pretty grumpy.

the last time he spoke to you was the day the accident happened, when a worried jett had come to him telling him about something happening to you in the lab. when he was checking up on you (panicking) he heard the full story—something about a freak accident and how viper had it worse than you did. that was the last time he heard from you, which drove him mad the more time that passed. especially knowing you were injured to some extent.

what didn’t help, either, was his relationship with your boss, viper. every time he thinks back to the time he endlessly flirted with her, especially being in a relationship with you now, fills him with embarrassment. it was the only time his charm fell flat, and now he was paying the price.

endlessly pacing like a caged animal in front of the entrance to the lab was not an option, so he opted instead to go out of his way to pass by the door every time he left his room for something. at some point it was dizzying, and he found himself leaving just for a glass of water, only to come back out a few minutes later in search for another.

calling you was not an option. actually, your phone still sat on vincent’s nightstand. notifications piling up from friends, colleagues, other apps you owned and used. it frustrated him to no end, each unchecked buzz a reminder that you were locked away to the one place on base he could not talk or pay his way into.

unless…?

the endless humming of machinery and the sterile smells of the lab was the only thing keeping you alive and running at this point. despite your body begging for a real rest on a comfortable surface, your work to repair your mistakes was far from over.

nose-deep in a lab report, you didn’t register a tapping noise until about the fifth time it sounded. looking up, at the window directly facing your desk, you saw a sight you never expected to see before during your time here. there was jett, hovering outside your window, tapping the glass with a handful of pebbles. every time she floated underneath the pane’s view she would updraft again, cheeky grin on her face. furrow in your brow you got up, moving to open the window to speak to the young korean.

“jett? what are you doing?” you asked her, watching her updraft for the nth time to remain at the same height as you.

“hey, [name]! your crazy rich boyfriend paid me to come tell you that he wanted to see you,” the woman replied, acting as if this was just a regular day at valorant. ah yes, vincent. in spite of forgetting to sleep and eat properly the frenchman was always on the back of your mind, guilt gnawing at you for not checking with him. each time you promised yourself you would, work pulled you in again.

“i understand, jett, but i really can’t just leave…” you started to reply before she cleared her throat loudly and dramatically.

“i was told to, and i quote…” she pulled out a piece of paper from her back pocket, unfolding it and reading it, “‘use force if she does not comply.’”

a sigh was your only reply. of course he thought of that, the idea that you would be reluctant to leave your work alone. and it was a lucky guess, too, as you were far too tired to try and evade the wind assassin’s sharp kunai. let alone energized enough to actually be able to.

“alright, alright, i’ll go,” you relented, much to jett’s chagrin, “just, go stand on solid ground, would you?”

with one last updraft and a cheeky laugh the woman hovered off, likely to go joke with her friends about the unlikely situation. running your hands over your face you knew it was time to face the outside world. taking a moment to tidy up your space and put away any dangerous materials, you slipped out of the lab without much fuss.

hq was relatively alive, agents mostly relaxing between training sessions and debriefs. you paid no mind to anybody, already imagining yourself asleep in the bed you shared with vincent. you could practically see his face—the worry in his eyes, the itch in his brow. that guilty feeling was in your chest again.

when the door hissed open with your arrival, vincent was already on his feet, at the door in a few long strides. expression just how you imagined it his hands found your cheeks, holding you like porcelain. he was speaking before the door had a chance to close behind you.

“mon amour, are you okay? i have not seen you in a week, i was very worried about you,” he started, voice thick with concern.

“vincent, i’m okay—“

“are you sure? you do not look well, and your injury—!”

“sage took care of it,” you replied, which made his jaw snap shut. it was enough to soothe his nerves, the worry melting into the back parts of his mind. it was silent for a long stretch as he collected his thoughts, speaking again with a much softer tone.

“you worried me quite a bit, [name],” he confessed, hands moving down to squeeze your shoulders.

“i know, its just… so much had happened, and everything piled on at once, and…” as you struggled to find the words, vincent did not try and rush them. in fact, he needed no explanation. he knew the feeling, knew the hole one could dig themselves in with work.

“i understand. but it is important to me that you know you can lean on me for support, no? i may not be knowledgeable of what you do, but you must take care of yourself, too,” he replied, which made the guilt sink in your chest more. he knew, he saw that distinct look on your face, and he knew what you were thinking.

“come, i drew you a bath. let me take care of you,” he continued, starting to lead you to the connected bathroom.

“but—“

“no buts.” sigh.

…

“i cannot believe you paid jett to come get me.”

“desperate times call for desperate measures, chèrie.”

cypher

amir had no idea what to do with himself.

he was supposed to be the one like this. cooped up in his workshop, not sleeping for days on end as he combs through files and information in order to please his boss. he was supposed to be the one working himself to the bone, crashing once you finally interfered to drag him by the collar of his jacket to get some real sleep. now? he was stumped.

he wasn’t the one being like this. in fact, he had nothing to do. which, in his mind, was even worse, as he had more time to worry over you. though he wasn’t technically privy to the information, enough snooping had told him everything he needed to know regarding the accident involving you and your boss. you weren’t injured, but viper had been, and no doubt you were working around the clock to fix what had gone wrong.

he didn’t know what to make of it. it was the first time the moroccan had been stumped. he would try what you normally do, drag you to bed by the collar of your shirt then make you a meal once you woke up, but it wasn’t like him. to everyone else, at least. even just leaving his room with an ounce of a worried aura around him would have the younger agents tearing him apart.

even then, it wasn’t like he was best friends with sabine callas, and waltzing directly into her lab was not an option. but you’d been locked away in there, for almost a week, and it wasn’t something he could just sit by and let happen any longer.

it was time for him to get creative.

the lab was sterile and cold, just like it always was. hums of machinery, clacking of metal flooring as your coworkers walked around. everyone had been on edge since the incident, you included. it was best to keep your head down, work on your reports as quickly as possible in order to get out of there. despite exhaustion pulling at you, you trekked on, knowing what could happen if you stopped to breathe.

the first thing amiss that you did not notice was the light of a security camera blinking on. it was just subtle enough to not catch your eye. what caught your ear, though, was the sound of the camera turning to the left. as you lifted your head it stilled, making you wonder if your mind was playing tricks on you. back to work.

unbeknownst to you, another light blinked on. then another, and another, and another. then another camera moved, and another, until they were all turned on and looking at you. that was what got you to stop, the array of security cameras all staring you directly down.

was something broken? code malfunction? or were you being hacked, someone in your system? you should tel am—

wait a minute.

“cypher?” the camera in front of you nodded enthusiastically, confirming your suspicions. all you could manage was an irritated sigh, staring at the camera as the light blinked in a steady fashion.

“cypher, i don’t have time for this. i have a lot of work i have to—“ what made your jaw snap shut was the way the camera looked from side to side in slow motion, signaling the man was not listening to what you were saying. a heavy sigh was heaved, and you chose to ignore it for the time being, returning to what you were doing before.

you thought that was it, but it was quite the opposite. the sentinel refused to leave the system, using his prowess to keep the cameras trained on you, lights blinking. you knew the man had a penchant for watching, but this was ridiculous. the ever blinking light, which you were acutely aware of, was driving you insane as you tried to work. at some point you had enough, abruptly standing up to glare at the camera. after another moment you stormed off, intent on giving the man a piece of your (sleep deprived) mind.

moving down the halls, not caring for the way your colleagues stared at you weirdly, you reached your shared bedroom with relative ease. you stepped inside and quickly the door hissed shut, in which you turned to face the man inside.

“amir, do you have any idea how irritating that is when i… have work to do…” your anger soon soothed as you saw the state of the room. every last one of cypher’s monitors were off, the led lights dimmed to almost nothing. he sat in his chair facing the door, fiddling with one of his trapwires. his mask was off.

“my rose, do you have any idea how much you worry me when you lock yourself in the lab like this?” he replied, similar to how you stormed through the door, “i’m supposed to be the one overworking themselves.”

he ended his sentence with a dry, wry laugh. without his mask you could see the genuine worry on his face, hidden beneath a teasing tone. it made guilt settle in your chest, finally understanding that his camera gesture wasn’t just meant to piss you off. he stood up, walking over to you just to pull you into a hug you immediately reciprocated.

“i…” you started, but had no excuse for your overworking behavior, “…i’m sorry for yelling at you.”

he squeezed you tighter in return.

“it’s okay, habibti. you are tired,” he mumbled into your shoulder, voice muffled by your clothes. he pulled back after a few long minutes, hands on your shoulders as he gazed at you. he took in the dark circles under your eyes, the way you could barely keep them open. or yourself upright.

“lets rest, hmm? i even turned off the monitors just for you,” amir said, gesturing to the powered-off screens behind him. he was a man who loved to stay on top of things, which meant they were always on, always observing. the fact that they weren’t, meant he was serious about this. you sighed deeply, not even in the mood to come up with a snarky remark or an amused laugh. you just leaned into him, grateful for his keen eye.

“thank you, amir,” you mumbled gratefully. fighting sleep was difficult, and he knew it. he guided you into the shared bed, tucking himself in behind you.

“of course, my rose,” though it was easy to dismiss, he’d do it for you every time. because he knew you did it for him, too.

[hghydrargyrum]

Hi! Could I request nsfw alphabet for yandere Tejo x female reader?

yandere tejo nsfw alphabet — !!

[ yandere!tejo x fem!reader ]

cw -> nsfw mdni!, yandere behavior, reader is afab, reader implied as valorant agent, no usage of [name], freaky missile guy, two (2) mentions of voyuerism, breeding, one (1) mention of pregnancy, dirty talk, oral sex, p in v sex, ily tejo

notes -> how it feels to go from playing tejo to drawing tejo to writing tejo:

thank you for requesting anon i love you 💜 apolocheese if its too similar to the regular tejo alphabet

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

yandere tejo is still just as sweet when giving aftercare. runs you a bath, cleans you up and massages any sore spots, dries you off, won’t let you lift a single finger at all. the whole time he’s murmuring about how good you were, how good you felt for him. he’ll bring you into bed to cuddle (if that’s what you’d like), and he’ll offer to put on a movie or play a game with you. its the softest he’ll ever be, and you can tell its entirely genuine.

on the (very rare) chance he’s the one without energy and clawing the sheets, bring him into the bathroom and do the same for him. he absolutely appreciates it, but it also feeds into the more delusional side of him. it reaffirms the idea that he has you all to himself, enough to have you take care of him when he’s most vulnerable

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

also confident in his entire body. but his favorite is his hair, given how well he maintains it (at least on his head). loves it when you play with his hair, when you wash it, thread your fingers through it after a rough day. though his favorite is when he’s eating you out and your hands are tangled in his hair, tugging on it as you moan to your heart’s content

on you, not only does he love your hips but he also loves your legs. does not care how they are built, he loves them. they carry you to him every day, make you the capable agent you are out on the field. but also loves it when you wrap your legs around his hips during sex, the way they quiver after he brings you to orgasm

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

cums quite a lot, so expect a mess. if you let him cum inside he’s completely over the moon with bliss, and this time its absolutely a breeding thing.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

after the one time incident mentioned in (w), there’s a really small part of his brain that wants to watch you masturbate without you knowing. to him, its not being-a-creep, but rather knowing that you look so beautiful and he’s the only one who can see you like that, the only one capable of seeing you like that

it is a very small part of his brain, though, and he won’t ever act on it. both in part because there’s no need when he can just have you, and also he worries that if he gets caught it will expose you to all the unsatisfactory things he’s done to secure your love

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

heavily experienced. has had a handful of flings throughout his adult life, with his fair share of long-term relationships, so he knows what he’s doing and what he likes most. that, and paired with his borderline-obsessive watching of you, he knows how to adapt to make you feel best

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

tejo’s favorite position of all time is missionary. loves it because he can hear you, feel you, see you, see all of you. it can feel a bit suffocating with how warm he is and how close he is to you, but he makes sure you’re comfortable. one forearm pressed into the mattress, one hand on your side or your hip or anywhere, really, while his hips press snug against yours with every stroke. he’s in your ear with his usual noises of pleasure and love, while simultaneously shielding your body from everything else with his

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

not as silly but he’s not treating sex like “this way only or its eternal damnation.” is grown, so he can (and absolutely will) dismiss bodily functions that can be seen as embarrassing

but he does have his less serious moments. if you’re nervous (for whatever reason) he’ll crack a joke or two to lighten the mood. if you say no, he’s chill. if he’s feeling more happy-go-lucky he’ll obnoxiously roll his tongue when speaking, give you cheeky smiles, poke you at your hips or thighs

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

does not shave. and he’s very prideful about that fact. if you’re ticklish or overly sensitive he loves to wisp you with his arm or chest hair, chuckling at the way you shiver and goosebumps rise on your skin. matches the drapes, with white hairs from his age

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

tejo’s a busy man, which means a lot of the sex you have is later at night after a long day of work. though he will do things like lavish dinners and nice nights out and rose petals, its only when its planned (and when he has time to plan it). but that doesn’t mean he isn’t intimate at all with things such as praise, checking up on you, and how he holds himself

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

rarely does it at all during his time with you. all of his arousal come from being with you, thinking about you, so the last thing he wants is his hand. will only use it as a last minute resort if you’re either rejecting him or away for a long time and he’s reached his limit

though if he does, he’s doing it in the shower with the heat cranked up and his forehead pressed against the tile wall

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

— marking

yandere tejo looooves to mark you up. although yes, he is a very private man when it comes to your intimate life, there’s just that little part of his ego that begs to be stroked. so he’ll nip around your neck and at your thighs, leaving quite a few marks. some of them just barely poking outside the collar of your shirt or showing on your stomach when your shirt rides up

if you do end up marking him up, he has zero shame and will wear them with pride. in fact, even encourages you doing it to him

— breeding

when tejo is yandere, he’s even worse when it comes to wanting to start a family with him. though yes, it feels good to him when he cums inside, but thats not exactly what he’s after. he wants to start a family with you, to scratch that itch of possession that nothing else seems to be able to

he’s a deep family man, so having children with you will make him the happiest man on earth. though yes, he can get by with wearing a condom or using other contraceptives while you’re in valorant, but once you two are retired its something he heavily pushes. if you’re uncomfortable he’ll respect it, but expect him not to go down without a fight. wouldn’t a mini-us be so cute running around, mi vida?

— dirty talk

never shuts up! the only way his jaw snaps shut is when he’s eating you out, but thats only because he’s too busy eating your pussy to say anything at all. majority of it is spanish and all of it is dirty as hell, about how good you are, how much he loves this, with the added sprinkle of how its only for him and nobody else could do this to you. it gets even worse when you’re going at it raw with the intention of getting pregnant.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

yandere tejo is a bedroom man. likes being able to wring you out completely with pleasure and then not have to worry about looking proper or having to go do anything afterwards. mostly likes being lazy after sex

also likes it because its hidden away from any prying eyes, and both of you can be as loud as you want without worrying about anyone eavesdropping. the last thing he wants is any chance that anyone can see or hear you at your most vulnerable, so he chooses the bedroom. its rare you two have sex anywhere else, no matter how needy he is

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

one thing that really gets him going is seeing you in the gifts he buys you. not just lingerie (which he does get you a lot of), but other things like jewelry and clothes. not only do you look nice, but seeing you tell interested bachelor(ette)s that your boyfriend/husband got you these things really gives him a rush

on a similar note, another thing that gets him going is staking his claim over you. yes, its absolutely the possessive-yandere side of him, and yes he is very cheeky about making sure people know you’re his. being all over you, hands on your body, kissing up and down your neck and cheek. watching interested bachelor(ette)s get disappointed and/or walk away gives him a rush of arousal like no other

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

pretty obvious but he won’t do anything in front of anybody else. nor will he do anything within earshot of anybody else. even if he’s been hard for the last two hours and all he wants is your sweet pussy, he’s waiting until you two are in the comfort of your own bedroom/home

another thing is pain. regular tejo will try his hardest to accommodate, but yandere its a hard NO. sorry! the second you bring it up he’s changing the subject, or outright telling you “absolutely not.” your safety is his number one paranoia, and it makes him nauseous just thinking about you being injured. let alone if he’s the one causing it

also refuses to use sex as punishment. if he’s angry he’s either giving you the silent treatment or getting in a verbal argument

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

oral FIEND. both with himself and with you. will spend absolute hours nestled between your thighs, eating your pussy like its his last meal. arms wrapped around your thighs to make sure you don’t squirm away, soaking up each sound you make and each plead for more. by the time he’s done you’re exhausted to the bone, inner thighs feeling raw from his stubble, and he’s hard to the point of pain

enjoys when you reciprocate. won’t exactly go searching for it but if you’re offering he’s not one to refuse. it’s a chance to see him with his guard entirely down, one hand cradling the back of your head while his head’s thrown back in a moan

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

yandere tejo is sensual, deep but not rough. each stroke almost steals your breath away, and its obvious he’s taking time to lavish your body with his attention. you’re his precious thing who can do no wrong, and he wants to treat you as such

he can be rough, but only on request. even then its rare. if he’s angry at you he’s not going to take it out on you with rough sex as a “punishment”

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

quickies are basically non-existent. it’s been said a lot but your safety is his number one paranoia, so pulling you into a random closet for a quick round is off the table. he will do it though if your bedroom is accessible or nearby, or another room where he knows the possibility of being heard or seen is zero

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

a little? unless its in any of his specific no’s he’s pretty open about trying stuff with you. whether its him bringing it to you or you bringing it to him, he doesn’t mind a little experiment

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

goes for quite a few rounds. could go all night if he really wanted to. plays the game of “okay this is it i’m done” until he sees your face or hears you whimper and suddenly oops he’s hard again one more cariño? unless either you or him explicitly tap out he’s not stopping for anything. though he is old you keep him feeling young, and he’s not letting that energy go to waste

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

tejo doesn’t personally own toys for himself. lived a busy and tumultuous life, so if he did ever get himself off it had to be quick and clean due to worry of duty knocking on his front door. has probably experimented with them later in his life, but found it was nothing to write home about and didn’t bother to go out of his way and spend money on them

…however, if you are into toys, he’s buying them for you. if you are interested and want more, he’s not hesitating to buy them for you. thinks you look beautiful using them (especially if he knows he was the one who bought it), and won’t mind if you want to use them on him

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

doesn’t like to deny pleasure at all. he’ll tease you with words, a light tap to a thigh or hip, but he’s not going to delay your pleasure. he’s there to make you and him feel good, so what is the point in waiting?

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

still not entirely loud, but he loves pressing his face against your ear so you can hear everything he says and moans out. he moans, groans, curses, and strings a long like of disgusting spanish together like its absolutely nothing. he wants you to hear every breath, every hitch, know what you do to him

the only way to get tejo to be any louder than he normally is is on the off chance you get to top him. even then it takes a couple of rounds to get him to open up, but when you do be prepared for the gift of a whiny colombian

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

has likely watched you masturbate while watching his drone. it was only one time, early in your relationship, and he was getting in late from a mission and decided to check on you before going to bed. morbid curiosity got the better of him once he heard your moans and stayed to watch the whole thing. after you came and went to bed he couldn’t sleep the rest of the night (only because of how hard it got him)

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

no difference between yandere and regular tejo. just over average length, makes up for it in girth. has a bush he refuses to shave and a happy trail too. lots of scars, well defined physique, and a lot of body hair.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

relatively high. though its more frustrating for him, as the protective part of his brain overpowers the part of him that is thinking with his dick. so he’ll be a bit more handsy but he won’t actually do anything until you get home

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

falls asleep relatively quickly. usually gives his all during sex and when he taps out he has nothing left to give. that, paired with the fact he knows you’ve given him a piece of yourself despite his yandere behavior, makes him happy enough to fall asleep quite quick with you in his arms

[hghydrargyrum]

Hey there! How would Tejo, Chamber, Harbor and any other character you'd like to add react to their girlfriends wanting to curl their hair? Could you write for this? (English isn't my native, so I can make mistakes, I hope you get what I mean<33)

new style, new experiment — !!

[ tejo, chamber, harbor, fade x fem!reader ]

valorant agents with reader who wants to curl their hair

cw -> sfw, fluff, reader not specified as valorant agent, established relationship, mentions of nightmares (fade)

notes -> hi this is so cute kicking my feet and giggling. tacked fade on here because i think she’s great. enjoy and thanks for requesting!

tejo

— as stated before, tejo is a man who takes care of his hair

— i’m talking gels, separate bottles for his shampoo and conditioner (no 12 in 1), gets it trimmed professionally every couple of months, spends an absurd amount of money on nice soaps

— you’re the only one who gets to see it in its untamed, un-gelled, haven’t-left-the-house-in-two-days form. be glad

— so, after saying all of this, you’d think he’d push back against the idea of letting you put heat to his hair

— in reality its quite the opposite

— he loves it when you play with his hair. lets you wash it for him, tie it back and out of his face, mess it up when he comes home from work, run your fingers through it when cuddling

— so when you timidly ask him if he would let you curl his hair, he’s all for it. would use it as an excuse to stay at home for the day, wanting to spend time with his other half

— tejo does have enough hair that you can take a curling iron straight to it without being too close to his scalp

— sits wherever you want him to, lets you spray his hair with heat protectant and run it through

— likes to watch you in the mirror’s reflection, see the concentration on your face as you part his hair and section it so you can begin curling it. he thinks its nice that you’re so focused on getting this right

— if you catch him after a particularly long day at work he’s almost half asleep in the chair by the time you finish. the combination of your fingers messing with his hair along with the heat from the iron is quite comforting to him

— tries to engage in conversation while you do his hair, but it ends up with you doing most of the talking while he’s just humming in reply. though he may seem asleep where he sits its pretty obvious he’s very much awake and listening to you. just comfortable

— lets you take a few pictures when the curls are fresh and all done, stiff and awkward and too perfect. put it all up into a haphazard ponytail, smile and laugh at how silly he looks, he’s just happy to see you happy

— when you mess the fresh curls up and run your fingers through it, he ends up loving the result

— so much, in fact, he’ll call off work the next day to take you out somewhere nice

— not only is his ego stroked a bit when he looks this nice, but he also wants to show off the hard work you put into it

— he’ll even wear the look to valorant. ignores the strange looks he gets when the other agents see him without his perfect hair, knowing why it looks the way it does

— to those who are brave enough to ask, though, he’s straightforward and tells them why his hair looks different

— won’t ask you all that often to do it but the door has been opened. probably asks you once or even twice a month

chamber

— vincent is someone who spends an ungodly amount of time making sure he looks proper

— pressed suits, cleaned shoes, the finest colognes, the top notch weapons, even his attitude towards his work is finely tuned

— he also has the same attitude towards his hair. has expensive soaps, strict shower schedule, sleeps on a silk pillowcase, oils, gels, the whole nine yards. spends half an hour in the morning making sure its perfect. you are lucky he knows how to organize all of this

— now, this makes it seem like he would be completely against the idea of letting you curl it, but thats not the case

— he loves you more than he loves his “perfect” image, so when you ask if you can curl his hair he’s immediately saying yes

— normally if he wanted to do such a thing he'd go out and buy the best products he has, but seeing your enthusiasm to curl his hair he just ends up letting you use whatever, even if its not considered "good" for his hair specifically

— if you have a steady hand, you can try to curl his hair directly with a curling iron. but if you don't, you may have to employ other tactics to try and curl his hair. even then, his short hair is quite the challenge to curl

— no matter what he'll sit still, yapping your ear off about whatever comes to mind as you part his hair and begin curling it. he’s chipper, and quite ready for the end result

— when its all done he’s almost glued to the mirror, running his fingers through it and making it just look that much better. he’s praising your work with a smile on his face, enjoying the way the still-warm curls frame his face

— yes, he will wear it to work. no, he is not phased by the weird looks he gets from the other agents

— in fact, they better be prepared for an earful when they ask about the change, going on about you and how much he loves you

— though if he does have a mission to go on he unfortunately has to mess it up a bit, keeping hair out of his face so he can properly scope into his rifles

— he likes the look so much, in fact, he’ll ask you to curl his hair every time he has a fancy function or an undercover job to do

— its not normally his style but he is starting to love the way it looks on him

— ends up turning each time you curl his hair into a small spa day, giving each other manicures, taking a bath, using all his fancy soaps. he loves seeing the relaxation on your face as both of you spoil one another

harbor

— varun also takes care of his hair!

— though not as decked out as tejo or chamber, he does take his time when picking out soaps.

— he does wear his hair up quite a bit, though its only when he’s on a mission or doing some training, or going for a ride on his bike

— though he’ll take it down when he’s lounging around, not wanting to suffer a headache or not liking the way his hair looks after being constrained for so long

— it is not strange to you, however, to see him without his hair up or sporting a different style for the day. in fact, you’re the one he turns to when he wants to try something new

— so when you ask to curl his hair he’s entirely on board, smiling and asking when you’d like to do it. in fact, similar to chamber, he’ll probably make a whole day of relaxation out of it. you both deserve it!

— he’ll bring snacks, movies, blankets, board games, really just anything and everything you two can do together. its… likely a little overkill, but neither of you seem to mind as long as you are together

— though he normally loves conversing with you today he is silent as you spray the heat protectant on his hair and run it through with your fingers. he’ll admit, its a bit soothing after spending all week running around and shooting at people

— when you start to actually curl his hair, however, he starts back up again with conversation. mostly because he’s never had his hair styled like this before, especially when he’s used to putting it up for work and calling it

— but, due to you, he’s started experimenting. so he’s excited!

— its not all that difficult to curl due to its length, so after about twenty minutes you’re all done and he’s finding the nearest mirror to look. won’t even let you muss up the curls to make them look more natural

— he’ll come back with a happy smile on his face, complimenting you for a job well done. is then surprised when you run your fingers through it to make it look even better

— after a short laugh he’ll hug you close, thanking you once more

— will absolutely wear it to work. though he does put it up in its usual bun those who look closely enough can see the curls poking out, see the ones he usually leaves out to frame his face

— upon asking he will cheerfully tell them about you, and how you curled his hair. after talking about you he’s more chipper for the rest of the mission

— after the first time you curl his hair, he’s likely to ask you again to curl his hair, and quite often. not only does he enjoy the time you two spend but also likes the end product

— if he has to be anywhere fancy, you’re the first person he finds

fade

— hazal doesn’t take care of her hair as egregiously as the others

— she’s a lady plagued by nightmares and spends frequent nights awake, along with her recon responsibilities. the most she will do is run a brush through it (aside from the typical shower), but even some days she can’t be bothered

— not like she wants to look all prim and proper. less room to be scary that way, eh?

— so when you offer to curl her hair she’s a bit perplexed. she does not remember the last time she did her hair that fancy, but she’s not one to oppose letting you do it

— she’s eerily still as you run your fingers through her hair, letting you feel out any knots that have formed through the day or letting you spray the heat protectant

— gaze set straight forward, she’s watching you as you part her hair into sections and begin curling it with the iron. she’s a little nervous, not used to someone else doing her hair, but trusts you and lets you take the lead

— as such, she relaxes throughout the time it takes you to curl her hair. she finds it soothes her racing mind to let you do this, enjoying your hands in her hair

— a bit silent once you’re finished, just admiring the way her hair looks in the mirror. too used to seeing her hair only one way, so now that it is different its a bit odd for her

— affirms the look with a soft but blunt “it looks nice,” but you can see the way her eyes soften as she gazes in the mirror. she really likes it, and really appreciates the effort you put into helping her look nice

— as such, hazal’s a bit nervous to sleep on the curled hair, not wanting to waste the work you put into it. after a bit of reassurance she does, however you can tell she’s trying her hardest to not mess up her freshly curled hair

— will wear it around hq afterwards, and when asked she’ll say that her girlfriend did it for her, a subtle flush on her cheeks

— the act of having her hair curled is very therapeutic for her, and it helps soothe her stress after a long night of being awake followed by a long day at work

— won’t openly ask you to curl her hair, but if she’s had a long day and seems worn down all you have to do is start parting her hair and she’ll melt right into you

— enjoys trying out different styles with it too. having it half-up, leaving it all completely down, braids, fancy buns, pigtails, whatever you have in mind she’s comfortable with. just as long as you keep the curling-her-hair part

— not entirely related to curling her hair, but the more you do it to her the more of an effort she makes into taking care of her hair

— will put it into basic hairstyles every now and then (though not as great as when you do it), take her time while brushing it

— hazal just loves you, and you soothe her ❤️

[hghydrargyrum]

are you still active?

hi yes!

sorry about the lull in posts, i’m alive i swear (‘:

its the end of the semester (two weeks left) which means more work and finals coming up (two concerts and a recital plus a final) so my writing motivation is kind of slow

i am still posting though, no worries! if you have a request just slide it in my inbox and i’ll get to it when i can (:

i’m hoping to get one or two posts out this week

[hghydrargyrum]

Hi I wannted to ask if you if you can write yoru or iso (whoever is more comfortable) crushing on a (reserved -quiet-slightly skeptical but caring and always wanted to be the best )North Korean escapee who joined valiant she’s very quiet (she doesn’t have to have that personality I just want her introverted)(you can make them nonbinary or you want)

quiet mystery — !!

[ yoru x gn!reader ]

yoru pining after a quiet reader

cw -> fluff, reader is a valorant agent, mentions of canon-typical violence, yoru’s a little emotionally constipated, its okay though

notes -> hi anon! decided to go with yoru just to mix things up (though i apologize if he is ooc). wasn’t sure what kind of post you wanted so i went with headcanons. enjoy, and thanks for requesting!

— yoru is someone who judges first and asks questions later

— that being said, you strike him as odd. every other young agent in the protocol is lively and talkative (much to his dismay), while he hasn’t even heard your voice once

— so, as yoru does, he gets a little cocky with his words

— he’ll point out how quiet you are at least a handful of times, make stupid comments at your expense just to see how you react

— the first time he cracks one of his comments is when he gets intrigued by you. before then, he’s only ever seem you in passing or during hq-wide briefings. but, now, you’re both paired on a mission

— he says something snarky at the beginning, as he usually does, likely something to try and rile you up

— the younger agents would have a quickfire comeback. the older ones would just tell him to knock it off. but you?

— you just give him a once over, blank stare before walking away, not a word coming from you

— admittedly he’s a bit flabbergasted, but refuses to show it in front of the others. he’s had many reactions, but never complete silence. should just ignore it? leave it alone?

— no, of course not, this is yoru we’re on about here!

— he’ll basically shadow you the whole time on the mission, curious to learn about the one agent who refuses to challenge his mannerisms. its kind of awkward when its just you two on a site, and he’s not saying anything but staring into your soul

— …but then he’s back to his usual cocky self when he flashes and teleports behind the enemy despite what the plan was

— he’s not sure what to expect after he gets a nice ace or clutches up, but its most definitely not a monotone “that was nice” before walking away

— gekko swears up and down he saw yoru’s eye twitch

— it continues into hq life. when he does something impressive that the other agents cheer him on for, he’ll turn to you and see nothing but an unreadable stare

— he doesn’t know why you intrigue him. and not knowing why drives him up a wall. and when he’s driven up a wall, he’s even cockier than usual

— he’s more aggressive in training, more aggressive on the field, being more taunting to the other agents

— if you come up with any quick-thinking plans, he’s ignoring it all and doing his usual teleport-behind-after-flashing gimmick. even if it gets him injured

— oddly enough, he won’t say a word to you. not even to taunt you or make remarks like he does the others

— he thinks its a form of petty revenge. you won’t acknowledge him? fine, he won’t acknowledge you at all

— it all comes to a head one night. yoru’s gone out for a nightly bike ride after a long day of training, and you’re left awake, unable to sleep

— he comes in, ideally looking to grab a midnight snack and collapse in his bed when he sees you. you’re perched at the island with a mug of a steaming drink in your hands, silent as ever

— its a little awkward as he stops in his tracks before continuing for the fridge, just as silent as you are. the only sound between you two is the electrical hum of the appliances. you’re the first to break the silence

— “would you like some tea…?”

— its awkward, you’re unsure, and yoru gives you an odd stare. whens the last time you heard him speak? and to offer him tea?

— “…tea?”

— when you nod, he’s a bit skeptic.

— “sage showed it to me. it… helps me sleep.”

— after another bout of uncomfortable silence yoru agrees to the cup of tea, watching as you pour him a mug. he’ll hum quietly when he tastes it, enjoying the taste, though he will never admit it out loud. you can still sense his enjoyment, though

— after drumming your fingers against the mug long enough to make yoru want to tell you to stop, you speak again

— “i never mentioned it before, but… i like your fighting style. its cool when the enemies get all confused when you blitz them.”

— yoru blinks. “thanks. you, uh… got your head more screwed on than anybody else.”

— then it was your turn to blink. was that a compliment? neither of you meets the other’s gaze for a solid minute before you reply again

— “…thanks.”

— neither of you say a word. its back to the soft electrical hum and the occasional sip as the two of you drink out of your mugs

— there isn’t really much to say—you don’t know what to say and yoru’s still trying to figure out what the odd feeling in his chest is

— he got what he wanted, an acknowledgment of his skills, but instead of feeling cocky it makes him feel warm. not once in his life had that happened before, and it sends him reeling

— he barely registers how long he’s been thinking before you’re wishing him a good night and walking away. he stumbles over himself before saying the same

— yoru slowly becomes a little less angular after that interaction. he’s not sure why, but he finds himself biting his tongue more and more when he wants to be snarky

— it takes a while, but he opens up. don’t be fooled, though, the wall isn’t completely down yet

— when you come up with quick-thought plans of actions there’s a good chance he’ll follow along instead of blindly teleporting in. if anyone asks, however, he “wasn’t paying attention” or they “broke his portal”

— and yes, he’ll even compliment you after a nice play. in a semi-normal manner

— also distracts the enemy if you’re going in for a knife kill. you’re silent, and he says he’s doing it to make the enemy look stupid. but everyone else knows he’s doing it because he likes the cheeky look on your face when you catch them off guard

— both of you also go on bike rides. the first couple of times its kind of awkward, but after a while the silence grows comfortable

— just don’t mention the way his hand gravitates towards yours on his waist, to make sure you’re still holding on

— easiest way to not go on a bike ride for a few weeks

— doesn’t really mind that you’re not all that talkative. sure, you two do talk, but its not that often and its rarer when there are people around

— finds its a nice reprieve after listening to his fellow agents all of the time

— but, he will still get you involved in what he’s doing. gets you to be his accomplice when he messes with phoenix, tosses the other controller in your direction during hq functions, roughly asks you to try something when jett makes food for everyone

— the funniest thing, however, is when he says something snarky and you just give him a blank stare

— to everyone else its just your usual look, but he knows its a look of annoyance and shuts up almost immediately

— the rest of the younger agents have hunches that you two like one another, but whenever its brought up he will dismiss it endlessly

— just give him a shove, he’ll go in the right direction

[hghydrargyrum]

hi guys!!

requests are open again! my rules are here

i apologize if they do take a bit long, it is nearing the end of the semester and i also have plans to write a tejo/reader miniseries, but i will work on them as soon as i can!

thank you 💜

[hghydrargyrum]

masterlist — !!

[ because organization is helpful ! ]

fics highlighted in blue are nsfw, everything else is sfw!

VALORANT

-> tejo

with an orchestra reader

yandere headcanons

nsfw headcanons

yandere nsfw headcanons

with a jealous reader

nsfw alphabet

with a gamer reader

with a reader who curls his hair

yandere nsfw alphabet

with a reader who overworks herself

with a reader who learns his language

yandere with an s/o wanting to break up

retiring with s/o

with an s/o wanting to top him

with a volleyball player reader

-> chamber

when you go on a long mission

with an orchestra reader

pining headcanons

with a jealous reader

with a reader who curls his hair

with a reader who overworks herself

with a reader who learns his language

with a volleyball player reader

-> jett

with an orchestra reader

pining headcanons

-> cypher

when you go on a long mission

with a gamer reader

with a reader who overworks herself

with a volleyball player reader

-> breach

when you go on a long mission

-> iso

pining headcanons

encounter with his mirror

-> sova

with a jealous reader

-> omen

with a gamer reader

-> fade

with a gamer reader

with a reader who curls her hair

with a reader who learns her language

-> yoru

crushing on a quiet reader

-> harbor

with a reader who curls his hair

[hghydrargyrum]

pixel hearts — !!

[ tejo, omen, fade, cypher x gn!reader ]

valorant agents with a gamer reader

cw -> fluff, reader not specified as valorant agent, established relationship, no specific game franchise mentioned, tejo is old, but he is sweet, omen is also sweet as well, someone check up on him though, mentions of nightmares (fade), cypher is cheeky, and is a pirate

notes -> i wrote this as reader being more switch/console oriented, rather than pc gamer. enjoy!

tejo

— i honestly think he’d be the type of person to only remember big game franchises when the first installation came out

— he’ll see you playing something and tell you about how he “remembers this game”

— like tejo, sweetheart, what you remember came out thirty years ago and had a resolution of 160 x 160 pixels.

— can’t imagine he would have kept up with the newest games and systems during his time in the military and the ragged ravens, so everything being in 3d and with voice acting comes as a surprise to him

— him showing his age aside, his favorite past time is to watch you play

— doesn’t matter what it is, you two are cuddled on the couch, someone’s curled up on the other’s chest, and he’s watching you play

— he finds the concentration on your face, the quiet clicking of the controller, and the gameplay loop all therapeutic, especially after a long day at work

— soon expect a fast asleep colombian weight on your chest

— very enthusiastic about learning how to play the games you enjoy. doesn’t care if its a simple point-and-click or if its more complex with type charts and hidden progressions

— your interests are his interests, after all

— the controls come easy to him, he’s familiar with technology. everything about the game, however, does not come as quick as the controls

— not to say he doesn’t use his intuition. he’s a smart man, and can tell when the game is telling him to do something (subtly or not). yes, does explore every single part of the map, including the obligatory twenty minute “is this jump possible” only for it to be not

— is not afraid to ask you for help when he’s been stuck on a puzzle for a while, or can’t defeat a boss and is sick of trying

— don’t expect to get anything done sitting next to him the first time he plays something, because he’s going “cariño, look,” every five seconds when he sees something interesting

— “you-play-he-watches” cuddle time soon turns into either one of you playing while the other watches. its very relaxing

— also foots the bill for any games purchased. not just the ones he buys for himself but also the ones you want. no don’t worry about it, he’ll play them eventually as well

— same goes for if you need console repairs or new parts, or a dlc came out and you want to try it out

— if you ever fall asleep while playing, tejo does his due diligence and saves and shuts down your console, bringing you to bed and tucking you in

— he’d enjoy mostly adventure, open-world games. likes the progression, in both the story and ability, while also being allowed to do his own thing. bonus points if there’s character customization and he can try and recreate himself

— you have numerous photos of him next to his poorly-created doppelgängers (tejolings rise)

— refuses to play any shooter games. tejo is a man that separates his work and his leisure, and playing anything where he shoots at people 99.9% of the time is meshing work and leisure. besides, he can see it when he’s at work, why would he bring it into the comfort of his home?

omen

— omen is no stranger to playing video games. we see him playing the k.nock o.ut!! in the v25 trailer, which we can assume is something he plays often

— as such, he’s pretty familiar with the consoles you have, especially if they’re of a newer model or run a game that he enjoys playing. also pretty familiar with most popular games

— does what he does best upon learning you play video games—observes

— more often than not the two of you are in bed, you playing whatever you fancy at the moment and he’s next to you. his full attention is on the screen but miraculously he’s knitting perfectly

— he’s relatively silent, the occasional hum or nod when you point out something, but you know he’s focused

— he’ll occasionally offer advice when you seem to be stuck, and he’s picked up the solution a while ago. isn’t overbearing about it, however, stays silent to let you experience it naturally

— also equally as invested in the story as you are, i can imagine he’s probably into the lore aspects

— learns to play the games you play as well. will do it quite subtly at first but once you find out about it he’s more inclined to play them when you are around

— invite him to play something with you and he is over the moon. lets you shift into whatever role you usually take while he will take over the rest

— won’t particularly encourage you two playing a competitive game together, because he can get tilted, but if you beg hard enough he will relent. tries to keep himself collected but if you win a few too many times in a few too many stupid ways, his frustration starts to show

— won’t go as far as throwing things but you can tell he’s less than happy. offer to play something else please

— knits you cute stuff in relation to the games you play. a cute bag to carry your console around in (if applicable), or a plushie of your favorite character

— likes to gift you games as well, even if its something he’s not very into but knows you enjoy. the smile on your face makes it well worth the price

— if you ever fall asleep with your game still on, he takes great care in saving and shutting down the console and tucking you in. will even leave you a message to find later if the style of game allows for it

— on a similar note, also gently reminds you when its time to go to bed if you get lost in the game. is a midnight lurker but won’t play when you’re asleep, especially if he knows the bright screens will wake you up

— omen enjoys playing slow-paced, “cozy” games. mostly for the same reason as to why he knits, helps him focus, but i can imagine a slower game helps calm his racing mind most days

— also brings him joy when he knows he’s created something from the foundation up, himself

— on a different (but similar) note, he would also enjoy visual novel/story-centric games. he’s curious about mortality and life, as well as human morality. as such he’d enjoy games that delve into those topics in depth

— would also like piecing together the story and lore of any game that he plays. even if it may be deemed as “silly,” he’s the type to pick up on the smallest of things and piece it all together

fade

— its not canon, but hazal strikes as someone who at least knows about the gaming world

— knows her way around technology and information, so she is aware of what the types of consoles are, different games, et cetera. has likely also participated in game nights at valorant

— as such, she is not an avid gamer but still knowledgeable

— the first time she sees you playing its late, nightmares keeping her up, and the one thing that helps calm her racing mind just so happens to be awake

— she’s very curious about what you’re playing, as its nothing like she’s seen the others play. after you comfort her initially she’ll stay quiet, holding you close and watching the screen as you play

— she’ll gently probe about what you’re playing, transfixed between the monitor and you. she'll listen to you explain every little thing, noting the way your eyes light up or the typical little mannerisms you do when you speak

— timidly, still shaken from the things she's seen in her dreams, she'll ask you if she could try her hand at playing it. expects the worst, but when you save what you're doing and backing out to make a new save file just for her, she's quite happy

— hazal’s a little unsure as you hand her the controller, but with a little bit of reassurance and guidance she’s off to the races

— a lot of nights are like this, her coming to you for comfort and just ending up playing video games while in your bed. then at some point it becomes her coming over at any hour of the day, just to spend time with you and play

— some nights, though, she’s absolutely exhausted from her visions and dreams, content with just watching you play until she falls asleep

— learns to play the games you like, even if its not up her alley. tries to keep it a secret at first, to surprise you, but just can’t help herself when she finds herself immersed and wants to play it all of the time

— uses her newfound skills in gaming to kick butt at hq-thrown parties. she’ll need a little push to actually join, but once she does she cannot be stopped

— once she has her own profile on your (now shared) console, she sets the two of your profile pictures to match. brings her joy when she sits in the main menu and sees the two icons next to one another

— also gets you merchandise from the games you enjoy playing. a shirt, a plushie, maybe even a mug so you two can enjoy coffee together. she’s no stranger to what you enjoy. if you ever return the favor, getting her stuff from her favorite games, she’ll be happy

— gets the two of you matching mugs from your favorite game

— she would enjoy mostly platformer games. ones where the concept is pretty simple, and she can relax and have fun. does not mean she does not enjoy a little bit of a challenge, as she would like to test her own skills now and again

— also plays slower paced games as well, whether its simulators or open world games. not only does she find it calming, as she can move at her own pace and progression, but also because she likes piecing together the story

— on a similar note she’d also enjoy storytelling games like omen does

— wouldn’t really play horror games. you can put her in front of one, but don’t expect anything spectacular. she’d probably find more interest in a cat-themed character than any sort of horror element

cypher

— amir is no stranger to video games. does he play them? no. would he be strangely good at them, no matter the style or console? yes, but that just comes with years of tinkering with technology and building your own gear

— though he does prefer his games to be physical, like chess, like the strange and enigmatic man that he is

— if you tell him you like to play video games he’s asking a lot of questions. what kind of console do you have? what do you like to play? which version of it? how often do you play?

— its a lot

— only stops asking once he actually sees you playing your favorites. it starts off with you two sharing a space while he works and ends with him half-lying on top of you and watching you play

— genuinely cannot be in the same room as you when you play and he has to work because he gets so distracted by both the game and your presence

— similar to omen in the sense that he can figure out puzzles pretty quickly, but he will immediately blurt out the answer as his mouth works faster than his mind. it gets pretty unbearable after a while

— though if you tell him to stop he will

— will learn games you favor playing, or ones he knows you like that you two can play together. you guys don’t play often but he will indulge you if you ask enough

— offers to mod your console at least a half-dozen times. just buy him one to tinker with please for the love of everything good

— on a related note, if your console is broken just bring it to him and he will fix it with no further charge or question. will build parts himself and dismantle the entire thing to fix, and the same goes for any controllers

— will share some of his monitor space with you, which many do not believe when you tell them

— amir also gifts you games, although his cheeky grin and the less-than-official look of it tells you he’s back-doored and pirated it just for you

— how sweet

— offhanded but has probably gotten ip banned from multiple games numerous times for coding his own hacks and using them. its a favorite thing of his when he’s down on busywork

— if you ever fall asleep while playing he’ll tuck you in, not without being a bit mischievous first. he’ll mess with what you were doing (although not significantly), moving your last position or putting you in odd spots. then he’ll save the game and turn off the console

— amir likes puzzle games. he’s a chess addict, no doubt about that, so he’d indulge in games that can challenge his ever thinking mind. loses hours of his time just trying to figure out a single puzzle

— also a platformer enjoyer. mostly because he has to use his brain to figure out puzzles and how to use the skills he’s gained together to get past levels, but also because its pretty fast paced and keeps him on his toes at all times

— please put him in front of a horror game. boasts about it “being nothing” but then he’s jumping ten feet in the air the first time he gets jumpscared

[hghydrargyrum]

Hi there! Will requests be opening soon?

hi there anon💜

currently have some headcanons cooking right now, hopefully i can work on those this weekend

as for requests, i plan to open them after i finish those headcanons, but they might be a bit slow coming out. cooking up a tejo x reader miniseries firestorm in the kitchen so that might suck up a lot of my time

when i do open requests i will make a post about it, so check back for that!

[hghydrargyrum]

tejo nsfw alphabet — !!

[ tejo x gn!reader ]

cw -> nsfw mdni!, reader implied as valorant agent, no usage of [name], no pronouns or genitalia used for reader, mentions of breeding kink, overstim, and semi-public sex, author likes to ramble, swearing, oral, dirty talk, freaky missile guy, tejo ily

notes -> hi this is literally so self indulgent but WHO CARES its my birthday 😋 i tried to write it as gender neutral as possible, but some parts may be afab coded (i apologize)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aftercare is so, so big for tejo. i know i mentioned it before but it doesn’t matter if he’s wrung you out or if you’re perfectly fine, he’s ushering you into the bathroom for a shower or a bath. pampering you, washing and cleaning you up, drying you off. he’ll cuddle you, bring you food, water, whatever you want. he’s at your every whim after sex

please PLEASE do the same for him on the off chance that he’s the one wrung out. it’ll send him completely over the moon with bliss and he will be two syllables away from asking you to marry him

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like he’d be confident in his whole body? but if he truly had to pick a favorite it’d have to be his hair. that and his facial hair are probably the only hair on his body he actually maintains, and he takes great pride in making it look nice. also enjoys when you thread your fingers through it, and PLEASE tug on his white tuft he’ll go nuts

for you, he loves all of you don’t get me wrong here, but his all time favorite is your hips. does not matter if they are smooth, rugged, well defined or not he is all over them. hugs from behind? hands on hips. cuddling? his head is rested on or near your hips. he’ll hold you steady with a hand on your hip as he fucks you. loves to nip and kiss at them, enjoying the way your breath catches at the sensation

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

enjoys cumming inside. no its not entirely a breeding kink thing but yes he does enjoy the feeling of it. will wear a condom if you don’t like it, its not a dealbreaker for him. does cum a lot and will go for multiple rounds so it gets messy. no i’m not elaborating further

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

honestly can’t really think of anything? not because i don’t think he’s a freak but because he’s just so open about wanting you and the things he wants to do to you

one thing he really wants to try but hasn’t yet/can’t is making you ride his fingers with his bracer still on. only hasn’t done it because he can’t be bothered to fix it when it (inevitably) breaks but the thought crosses his mind every time you two have sex before a mission. has to resist because he’s not breaking his shit when the enemies are probably on their way already

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

tejo is EXPERIENCED. probably had a few casual flings in his twenties, and his own fair share of long-term relationships. that being said he is experienced, and he will use that experience (along with what you enjoy) to make you feel good

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

favorite of all time is missionary. won’t use it all of the time but if he had to pick that’d be it. really just likes it because he presses his body as snug as it can get against yours, feeling the changes and shifts as he fucks you. his face is either pressed into your neck or putting kisses all over your face, soaking up your moans and your cries. one hand is steady on your hip while the other holds onto your hand, a steady stream of dirty spanish and low groans in your ear. loves encouraging you to scratch up his back as well

also explores other positions too, like having you on top, taking you from the back, or both of you on your sides. finds he likes from the back more than the rest, and uses the opportunity to press his chest snug against your back

honorable mention: bent over a counter NO i’m not explaining

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

mans loves to be silly when the time and place allows it. now, not to say that he doesn’t take sex seriously at all (the opposite), but he likes to be lighthearted at times

favorite thing to do is to nuzzle his stubble against your face/neck until the sensation makes you laugh. he does it all the time (in and out of the bedroom), and he’ll follow it up with loving kisses in an effort to prolong your laughter. sometimes he likes to be over-the-top playful, like pinching your hip or nipping your neck just to get you to laugh. he loves your laugh, by the way, if that wasn’t obvious

is also grown and is not afraid to laugh off embarrassing things (normal bodily functions) that happen during the act, especially if he knows you’re particularly embarrassed by it

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

tejo does not shave and i am going to DIE on this hill

as mentioned before, he really only grooms/keeps up with his facial hair and the hair on his head. the rest of his body is basically a wild card, as he doesn’t really care to maintain hair anywhere else. the carpet, indeed, matches the drapes, peppered with white hairs. better hope you’re not ticklish, because this man will use it to his advantage.

if you ever tell him to shave, be it his body or his face, prepare to be met with the most heartbroken and betrayed (yet subtly non-serious) look ever

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very intimate. not the ‘rose petals and scented candles and silk sheets’ kind, unless you express interest in it, but he does take his sweet time with you. laves kisses over your body, sings praises of you, holds your hand, constantly asks if what he’s doing to you is okay. genuinely gets so over the moon whenever you have sex, sometimes its confusing how a war-hardened soldier can one-eighty so hard

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

wouldn’t do it all too often? really would only if you reject his advances and he can’t get his arousal to go away. either that or if you’re away for a long time and he can’t be near you

that being said one-hundred percent gets off to the thought of you, or even a picture of you (never an innocent one, probably something more ‘saucy’ meant only for him). will do it either in his bed or in the shower, and takes his sweet sweet time making himself cum. he is also more vocal than he is in bed

not ashamed of it at all, he’s a grown man and its just something that happens every now and then

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

— breeding

as mentioned, has a slight breeding kink. in part due to wanting to have a family, but that never rears its head until long after you two retire from valorant. another part is due to him enjoying the sensation, along with the sight of his cum inside of you (which, he then consequently teases you for “making a mess,” then riling both of you up for another round)

again, is rational and will wear a condom if asked, but its something he’s enthused about

— dirty talk

this man never shuts up? (lovingly)

tejo could absolutely care less if you can understand spanish or not, he is nothing but a stream of dirty words when he fucks you. some of it is praise, some of it is love, but a majority of it is just straight filth about what he’s doing to you (or WANTS to do to you)

even when he does switch to english, the low rumble of his voice and what he says is just even more filth

— semi-public sex

would he ever want someone to actually walk in on you? no. does he still do this? yes absolutely

pulls you into empty office rooms or a spare closet for a quick round, can’t even be half-assed to muffle your sounds when your colleagues are right outside the door. also does it before a mission, where he’ll take you to a side room while waiting for the vulture to start and give you a mind-blowing orgasm

has this magic skill of somehow looking perfect when walking out, when it takes you ten additional minutes to look like you hadn’t just been fooling around. how do you do this tejo?

— overstimulation

especially bad when he’s giving you oral. never really does it during penetration, but its so bad with oral. likely isn’t even doing it on purpose, but you just sound so good and taste so good and are reacting so well he forgets he just gave you an orgasm twenty seconds ago and your body is begging to rest. he’ll stop once you tell him to and he realizes, but then when he dives right back in, he’ll do it once more

also applies to him too. will plead the second he feels himself getting overstimulated, but don’t you dare stop. he loves it when you draw his pleasure out, to the point where his hips are jutting and he’s threatening to tear the sheets apart. only stop then

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

tejo’s all time favorite is the bedroom. its simple, comfortable, doesn’t have to worry about the surface being laid on giving either one of you a backache in the morning. enjoys it because he can press himself against you and doesn’t have to worry about crushing you against an unforgiving wall. also likes that you don’t have to worry about cleaning up or looking ‘proper’ afterwards, can just spend time together cuddling and whatnot

another place he likes is the bathroom counter. a lot of the time its accidental, the two of you waiting for the shower to turn hot, he just thinks you look ethereal standing at the vanity and looking at your reflection. next thing you’re bent over the counter and tejo’s face is pressed into your neck

and, as mentioned in (k), the stray empty closet or concealed corner works well enough for him too

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ANYTHING you do can get this man going. like kid you not you can breathe and he’s on his knees groveling for you

ok on a more serious note, there are a few particular things that turn him on. wear his shirts (especially his v-necks tejo i know what you are), do mundane things around the house, and see how fast he will come stalking from his office

also enjoys when you dress up nice. does not matter what you are wearing he’s got his hands rested on your hips, muttering in your ear how good you look and how much he wants you in that very moment. tease him a little bit about it, too, he loves that shit

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

a big thing for him is pain. hates seeing you hurt, even if you want it inflicted on you. already has to watch you get shot at almost on the daily, and the last thing he wants to see is your expression twisted into one of pain. will try to indulge you if you’re into it, but there’s a subtle lack of enthusiasm.

another thing is sex during a mission. yes, he is a freak before and after a mission, but never during. mostly because he’s in work mode, and refuses to compromise a job by thinking with his dick, but also because anyone could lurk around and catch the two of you in the act. or kill you.

won’t do anything with you in front of anybody else. will he pull you into an empty room and give you the best head of your life while your colleagues are five feet outside the closed door? yes. will he do it in front of them? absolutely not.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves, loves, loves oral. could probably spend the rest of his days between your thighs and not bat a single eye about it. a lot of the time even forgets about the actual sex part, and that he’s been aching for you for at least an hour straight. but you just taste so good, sound so beautiful, he can never get enough of you

and yes, has even dragged you aside into a spare room just to give you oral

enjoys when you give him oral as well. obviously not to the extent of him giving it to you, but if you offer he’s not going to refuse. watches you through every second, cradling your head and even tugging on your hair. and no he still does not shut up, and in fact probably makes him louder than he normally is

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

his default is sensual. not exactly super slow but each thrust is deep, almost knocking the air out of your lungs. you’re his lover, so why should he be rough and punishing for no reason?

though, if you do want him to be fast and rough, just be unforgiving throughout the day. avoid his advances, seem just out of reach, tease and flirt with him when he gets pouty about it, and expect to be manhandled and pounded later that night

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

yes. is not his favorite compared to actual sex, where he can spend his time giving you what you want, but he is a fiend and quickies are absolutely a thing. also uses them when you both are incredibly busy but are craving one another deeply, and so the poor storage closet must see things once again

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

game to take risks. outside of his nos, and the shit he already does, he’d be down for a surprising amount. all he really needs is a conversation or mention of it and a few hours to look into it and he’s ready to try

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

tejo is old but not any less energized than he was when he was younger. can go for at least two rounds, and thats even after he’s given you at least three orgasms already. does this mean he can do some crazy positions? no, but he enjoys the simplicity. simplicity means he can exert more energy on making you feel good

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

does not personally own toys, never really felt the desire to use them on himself. especially when he was in the military/ragged ravens, everything had to be quick and without mess

does not mean he won’t use them at all. if you own them personally and like using them then he is all for it! really likes to use them to heighten the pleasure he gives you, especially when he’s giving you oral. if you ever use them on him, be prepared because he will probably be enlightened afterwards

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

when it comes to teasing as in delaying your pleasure, its not something tejo does often. if he’s feeling more playful or frisky then yeah maybe, but more often than not he’s there to pleasure you. why wait?

as for teasing with words, he does indulge quite often. whether its pointing out a look on your face, a reaction to something he does, or even the way you sound. it all comes from a place of love, and never would he actually poke fun at you when you’re enjoying yourself

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not very loud. at least, to someone standing more than five feet away from him. to you, you hear every sound that leaves his throat.

groans, quite a bit. also a string of breathy exhales and spanish expletives. all of it nearly pressed right against your ear, only for you to hear. also talks quite a bit, mostly just praises of how well you’re doing and how good you make him feel, along with other dirty things to keep you going

on the off chance you get to top him, however, he spares nothing. very loud, groans and curses in all, he wants you to know he’s feeling good. better hope nobody walks by!

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wear his sunglasses. it has to be one of his favorite sights ever. your expression twisted into a moan, the frames of his sunglasses sliding down your nose, eyelashes fluttering up at him. sends him into a fucking overdrive

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

tejo’s pretty well built. decades of physical labor and time in the military has hardened his physique. not completely jacked but he has definition. has a lot of scars, outside of the visible ones with his uniform on, old and faded from a lifetime ago. does not have smooth skin either, a result of the work that he does

as for below the belt, a bit above average in length, makes up for it in girth. has a bush (i’m STILL fucking dying on this hill), and a happy trail smile.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

as mentioned in a previous post, tejo has a high sex drive. like i’m talking likely craves you at least twice a day, wants to fuck you at least once a day. mostly just tejo-being-tejo, but its also due to him being so infatuated with you he just can’t help himself

obviously, though, if you’re not in the mood he’s quick to respect it and take care of himself in other ways

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

depends on time and place. if its late, or even way too early, and you two are in bed, he’ll be asleep soon after he cleans you up and makes sure you’re okay. the comfortable atmosphere and your presence makes him relaxed enough to fall asleep quickly

if its anywhere else, be it a stray closet or before a mission, in the middle of the day, he somehow ends up more energized after the fact. many wonder how he’s on his a-game during missions while simultaneously looking like he’s enjoying himself