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[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

just watched a terrible movie for about 6 minutes total of screentime of an actor i like

[sacred-portal]

[itssjanedoe]

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[imakecrxk-deactivated20250909]

[deannego]

Pyaari wip~

[deannego]

All finished ❤️

[ozempicofficial]

Everything I know about Taylor Swift happens against my will 😭

[desolationlesbian]

Fascinated by House MD as a time-capsule encapsulation of mid-20aughts gender politics. in the sense that it is A) deeply, deeply misogynistic, B) surprisingly okay with gay people when depicted, C) obsessed with male-male relationships so intense that they verge on homoeroticism, and D) believes that the best way to defang C while synthesizing A and B is a sense of ironic detachment wherein any two men who are sufficiently close must constantly reference the possibility of their own gayness as a joke in order to establish that while gay people exist, the very idea of these two specific men being gay is so impossible as to be mocked as ridiculous. No homo via joke homo. The overwhelming sense is that the writers belive that neither House nor Wilson is capable of ever having a successful relationship with a woman or really anyone at all besides each other, but also the idea that House and Wilson could be gay is really funny and anyone who believes that is stupid, which must be reinforced by referencing it constantly. The queerbait of a bygone era.

[gaylicense]

You broke our mutual bond I am cryinggg 😭

I’m sorry 😭 it probably wasn’t personal or I would have also blocked.

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[toastbutteregg]

[foreveriallyzombified]

sometimes you just need to summon this flowchart as an overlay of your vision

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[theweirdwideweb]

I think it's stupid when people say political violence has no place in this country when our government uses violence against poor people every day. Why does a person sleep outside in the cold when the car dealership is heated all night? Why do people go hungry when grocery stores pack dumpsters with perfectly edible food? It's the threat of violence. Because someone with a gun will show up if you even try it.

[durendoll]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[durendoll]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.