Ashton! :D

hii!! he/him gay trans asexual taken <3

[gaysockswagger]

Friend one: Fuck. We lost him again

Friend two: *sigh* I got this.

Friend two: *shouts* ALL WE SEE IS LIGHT-

Me: FOR FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR!!

Friend one: Well that’s one way of doing it.

@tree-enthusiasts

[qprpbj]

N13 on ur last post

most well written character….. tbh probably ponyboy. like as much as he is an unbelievably unreliable narrator, it almost adds to his charm?? esp once you understand that he’s unreliable and purposely is vague about some parts/explanations/etc or exaggerative on others. like he’s just SO fourteen years old and angsty in all the right ways and feels like the entire world is against him and grieving very major loss i love him sm

[gaysockswagger]

this.

[thememedaddy]

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[memes-hoarder]

[soullglue]

why are you queer?

was always the dog during house as a kid

damn woke mind virus got to me

pussy so good it made me gay

Will Campos

three ghosts appeared on X-mas Eve and warned me abt my future if I was cishet

Answer 6

Eldest child

ate crayons as a kid

sat next to the Hot Girl in english class

uncontrolled internet access at a young age

chemical X

Always ate my veggies like my parents said to (it backfired)

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[ospreyonthemoon]

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

"Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped" wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don't think theirs is good enough

"Bees don't consent to their honey being taken" wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

"Taking honey starves the bees" WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don't have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That's why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn't want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don't like what you're doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they're basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don't like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

[acexualien]

[oldtvandcomics]

The asexual community should make the ongoing Bot Hunt into some kind of viral event. I want to look back on years later with fond nostalgia at the Great Asexuals vs Bots War Of 2024.

[gaysockswagger]

You guys are doing great in the war. Have some garlic bread and take a break.

[gaysockswagger]

WHY ARE THE BOTS MESSAGING ME PERSONALLY NOW

I don’t know if this is a bot, but it’s sketchy asf

[doctor-disc0]

‘You’ll know when you have kids someday-‘

Us:

YEAH

[gaysockswagger]

My music taste is so good 🥰

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

So I’m starting a thing where I hand out garlic bread to people who participate in the crusade against the bots in the asexual tags (y’know, like the people who hand out water at marathons), so…

GARLIC BREAD FOR YOU!

YUM

[gaysockswagger]

YUMMERZ!!

[gaysockswagger]

[catchymemes]

[mothboystarman]

ohhhhhh.

oh.

[cannibalchicken]