"oh, you're a straight woman..."

He/they | 19 | Autistic | https://archiveofourown.org/users/faggotsupreme

[sacred-portal]

[dustinyschild]

More of a confession than an ask but I use to give my boss at my old job head in his office and I didn’t even do it for any perks, I just did it for the love of the game

[the-quasar-hero]

Please apply to our job so we can not hire you and sell your information to a third party 🥺

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

drives me totally fucking insane that a large part of why we don't have legal weed is bc drug testing companies make a shitload of money from it. you can do cocaine, methamphetamine, opiates, etc and pass a drug test 3-5 days later, if it wasn't for the fact that weed stays in your system for weeks-to-months... the fail rate would be so uselessly low that employers would stop doing it.

and, like all things in this fucking shithole, it has its roots in anti-Black racism. the push for legal weed only really started when white people gentrified it in the eyes of the broader culture. I want to set Rick Scott, who owns a large stake in companies that do drug tests and signed a law that made drug testing mandatory for welfare, on fire. fucking dollar store lex luthor I loathe you

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[natalieironside]

I hope everyone involved in the design, manufacture, sale, implementation, installation, and use of flock cameras gets grabbed by the devil and taken to Hell without dying like Reverse Enoch

[natalieironside]

People who destroy traffic light cameras should be hoisted up on the shoulders of the crowd and acclaimed in triumph like ancient heroes

[dogpuppy]

[duncebento]

loving this asinine comment. just in case anyone needed the whole concept laid out for them

[notahorseindisguise]

up is one of the most classic ways to be tied. down is also another classic way to be tied. in fact theyre both probably equal for number one. in fact. its a tie

[penny-anna]

spider man would have a tumblr i think

[penny-anna]

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

[nycswebhead]

wait do you think so

[despazito]

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

[tamamita]

hope it was worth the college money

[tamamita]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Narrator: and they were right

[hi-raethia]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

this is one of the best posts ever