"oh, you're a straight woman..."

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[dogpuppy]

[duncebento]

loving this asinine comment. just in case anyone needed the whole concept laid out for them

[notahorseindisguise]

up is one of the most classic ways to be tied. down is also another classic way to be tied. in fact theyre both probably equal for number one. in fact. its a tie

[penny-anna]

spider man would have a tumblr i think

[penny-anna]

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

[nycswebhead]

wait do you think so

[despazito]

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

[tamamita]

hope it was worth the college money

[tamamita]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Narrator: and they were right

[hi-raethia]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

this is one of the best posts ever

[gayteensupreme]

I come with sources aplenty

[guerrillatech]

[kedreeva]

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[hollanovulation]

how it feels like to not live up to your potential

[bonivers]

you have to give up one of these forever. which one r u giving up

mango

watermelon

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[fluoresensitives]

The politics of many people of today is "now it's MY TURN to be the slave master, now it's MY TURN to be the abuser, the rapist, the one with the whip, and anyone who disagrees is a fed". Iont like that.

[fluoresensitives]

I thought we were striving for liberation, equality, freedom, but apparently a lot of people have been striving for Temporarily Embarrassed Victim, Soon to Be Oppressor