[gaythorin]

moved to oakmarx

moved to oakmarx

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[hobnob-69]

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

[hobnob-69]

Oops wait not my house

[hobnob-69]

Not my wife either

[hobnob-69]

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

[gaythorin]

just came back from the dead i think i havent been on here for like a year??????hello?????

[stickerjock]

friends reboot but its just joey and he’s your friend

[benhardyroger]

i want

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you

[stupidlamb-s]

So I didn’t agree with my father’s particular brand of faith. But never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.

[volturialice]

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[softwaring]

[deadpossumbrigade-deactivated20]

Seeing a lot of landlords and their valiant defenders on this post so I’m here to say you’re all enemies of the working class

[lesbianfreyja]

macdennis + 85 for the prompts list?

68. This isn’t what it looks like.

+ 85. Take my jacket. It’s cold outside.

-

“What in the hell,” Dennis snarled, and Mac felt ahand curl into the back of his t-shirt and yank, “are you doing?”

He pulled Mac back and hestumbled, arms wind milling around wildly until he caught himself on Dennis’s hand.Rolling his eyes, Dennis made sure he was steady before he pushed at Mac’schest hard enough to make him recoil.

“Dennis!” He swallowed hard. “Um,this isn’t what it looks like.”

“It looks like you’re stealingfrom my car,” Dennis said. His eyes narrowed as he looked Mac up and down,critically. “Which I’ll remind you is a crime punishable by death.”

“Easy! Easy, man.” Mac pushedDennis’s raised fist back down and patted him on the shoulder. “I wasn’tstealing anything. I was looking for the spare coats that I know you keep backhere. Charlie’s been cranking the A/C and I’m freezing my ass off inside.”

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[gahdamnpunk]

[beastmac]

it’s really telling that frank paid a handsome mexican man to flirt with dennis to get him into sex work in the gang gets whacked part one

[thexfiles]

if i'm bi can i say dyke?

if you’re not a lesbian don’t say dyke

[lgbtminecraft]

[lesbianfreyja]

iasip + text posts p10

[teaboot]

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

[teaboot]

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.