koda

[ajyanjay]

[rslashrats]

if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck

thanks for the order boss i will try my best!

[funerals]

time to online shop

[funerals]

sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time

[funerals]

by talos this can’t be happening

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

looking at other women in public always has me like:

that is such a look.. that is such a look… now that is such a look… that’s a look… elegant… beautiful… yet another good look… stunning… i’m taking notes… that’s a good look… another good outfit…wow

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[stereofeathers]

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

[stereofeathers]

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

[thief-anon]

you know what? no *powers you off*

[the-brillo-pad]

Oh thank God finally i can sl

[thief-anon]

[lazyfuture]

oh god its done. spent all day on this bad boy :D

[orrnament]

“Having created him, Love has now destroyed him.”

— Achsah Guibbory, “Erotic Poetry” in The Cambridge Companion to John Donne. (via rotgospels)

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

[featheredcritter]

when you hold birds and their legs just do The Thing and kinda hangs there like

[featheredcritter]

also when some birds fly and they do this

[featheredcritter]

another great thing birds do

[featheredcritter]

more things more things birds do

[ordinaryredtail]

Art imitates life

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[hokage]

fire lion captain birthday

[plaguedocboi]

I am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine

[kittyn]

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

[unwelcome-ozian]

[cartethyia-fleurdelys]

“Thus another spark of divinity departs from Liyue..”

[inthetags]

Reblog and put a movie that traumatized you (be it in age group or now)?