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Felix | 29 | he/it | selfship sideblog | [Carrd]

[kiddphel]

☆ Hi I'm Felix (he/him, it/its) and this is my self shipping disaster hole

☆ This is a sideblog, I follow/interact from @pukeygoddessreflux

☆ My f/os are

Eustass Kidd from One Piece

Marcus August Robertson from The Man From the Shadow Minecraft Mod

Gabriel from Ultrakill

Subject 38 my Original Character

Mr. WPNZ from SMG4

Mr. Puzzles from SMG4/Calling All Villains

Noli from Roblox

Mafioso (Don Sonnellino) from Roblox/Forsaken

Pest from Regretevator

d3rlord3 (Derek Hutchins) from SFAWTDE

Harley Sawyer from Poppy Playtime

E-Soul from To Be Hero X

Halsin Silverbough from Baldur's Gate 3

☆ My main interests right now are One Piece, Roblox (Die of Death, Phighting, Forsaken, Regretevator), Ultrakill, Baldur's Gate 3, and To Be Hero X, but I also like comic books, Spider-Man, TTRPGs (Shadowrun, World of Darkness, D&D), and League of Legends :(

☆ I don't call myself an anti or whatever words are used nowadays, but pro/shippers do not follow I don't like you

☆ Carrd // Header credit

[kiddphel]

Most ppl about their f/os: i love them they are the love of my life they make me happy and i want to make them happy in return

Me about my f/os:

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[giannamorphs]

me: *sees a new favorite character* me: i’m gonna draw fanart of them

me to me:

[kiddphel]

i hate them both so much i need to maul them both like a wild chimpanzee on cocaine

[kiddphel]

I HATE FICTIONAL MEN

[lvmimis]

if the two of you live together, who is more comfortable being casually naked?

you

your f/o

both of us are never nude

can’t answer this but can’t scroll either

Voting ended on5h

[kiddphel]

i hate this dude this is like the 3rd time he has come back to the forefront of my brain with a vengeance since 2020

[kiddphel]

this is my. sighs. genshin s/i for Dottore and Pantalone

[specificbonus]

Imagine your f/o stealing your food. Without remorse, without hesitation. Just straight up taking a french fry and putting it in their mouth. And looking at you while they're chewing it like they don't understand what just happened. They know you can't be mad at them at all.

[kiddphel]

happy pride everyone

[fictother]

You ever just love an F/O so much you feel like your heart might burst from joy.

[godsopenwound]

— Maya Angelou, “Starvation” from The Complete Collected Poems of Maya Angelou

[gakutonin]

you ask your f/o “what are we?“, what do they reply with

[kiddphel]

I also have a love/hate for genshin because I get on for Lantern Rite since it's my favorite but I'm reminded how grindy it is. Compared to Hoyo's other games it's in desperate named of some QoL. Like it's fun and I love characters like Zhongli, Durin, and Neuvilletee but it's just too much of a grind.

i played this game back during like. 2.something. i remember when Inazuma came out. and thats when i realized huh i just do not have fun with this game.

but zhongli is too important to me i wish he was from a better game. and unfortunately feofan was MADE to be my type its unreal and unfair

[kiddphel]

a guy i had a huge crush on in [checks calendar] 2022 finally got his first really content and im like. do not tempt me to get into this thing for You. because i wont

[kiddphel]

im sorry but chainsmoker megane whos manipulative and sucks is my type you know this!!!!!

[kiddphel]

a guy i had a huge crush on in [checks calendar] 2022 finally got his first really content and im like. do not tempt me to get into this thing for You. because i wont