Overwatch Incorrect Quotes

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Both of them. Don’t be a coward.

[gayyyintotheiris]

Jesse: I challenge you to arm wrestle!

Ashe: okay

Jesse:

Ashe:

Jesse: *whispers* we’re holding hands now

Ashe:

Jesse:

Ashe: It appears so

Jesse:

Ashe: *slams Jesse’s hand on the table*

[pillow-princess-ashe]

McCree: Okay, so you and I are married.

Ashe: We’re not married

McCree: Chill, it’s just pretend.

Ashe: I don’t want to pretend.

McCree: Why, scared you’ll like it?

Ashe: Okay, I want a divorce.

Sombra: Are they always like this?

[pillow-princess-ashe]

ashe, trips and falls down the stairs:

ashe, weakly while lying face down on the floor: ..parkour..

[gayyyintotheiris]

[gayyyintotheiris]

Jesse: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Genji, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.

[gayyyintotheiris]

Ashe: Okay, what’s the plan?

McCree: Run for it!

Ashe: Bad plan. Plan B: fuck shit up. And die

Hanzo: That’s a great plan.

McCree: nO IT’S NOT

[gayyyintotheiris]

Genji: In my defence, I was left unsupervised

Reyes: Wasn't Jesse with you?

McCree: In my defence, I was left unsupervised too

[thetruestmoose]

Redraw of last years mer!hanzo for mermay

2019 version

[gayjayart]

D.va convinced Ashe to get her a shark army.

[mysteryprof]

Visit Original Link

I’m losin’ it bc I forgot all about this line aND IT’S SO ZNASNDNASNDAS 

[gayyyintotheiris]

Ashe: Whenever a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he’s a ‘player,’ but when I do it, I’m a ‘lesbian.’

[gayyyintotheiris]

(while texting)

Genji: SDJHFKSHG

Hanzo: What is that?

Genji: It's a keyboard smash

Hanzo: How do I do it?

Genji: Just press anything

Hanzo: 7

[gayyyintotheiris]

Reaper: What's your greatest strength?

McCree: Getting out of corn mazes.

Reaper: Uhm...ok. And your greatest weakness?

McCree: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.

Reaper, realizing he's in a corn maze: What the hell?

McCree: Guess this is my time to shine.

[gayyyintotheiris]

Ashe: The enemy can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions before engaging in battle-

McCree: [blows air horn] GET FUCKED

[gayyyintotheiris]

Genji: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Baker: What?

Hanzo: Ignore him.

[gayyyintotheiris]

Mercy: Would you slap genji for $1.5 million?

Hanzo: I’d slap Genji for fucking looking at me

[gayyyintotheiris]

Mercy: But that's murder!

Moira: Jesus Angela, grow up

[gayyyintotheiris]

Jesse: No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.