Jesse: I challenge you to arm wrestle!
Ashe: okay
Jesse:
Ashe:
Jesse: *whispers* we’re holding hands now
Ashe:
Jesse:
Ashe: It appears so
Jesse:
Ashe: *slams Jesse’s hand on the table*
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Jesse: I challenge you to arm wrestle!
Ashe: okay
Jesse:
Ashe:
Jesse: *whispers* we’re holding hands now
Ashe:
Jesse:
Ashe: It appears so
Jesse:
Ashe: *slams Jesse’s hand on the table*
McCree: Okay, so you and I are married.
Ashe: We’re not married
McCree: Chill, it’s just pretend.
Ashe: I don’t want to pretend.
McCree: Why, scared you’ll like it?
Ashe: Okay, I want a divorce.
Sombra: Are they always like this?
ashe, trips and falls down the stairs:
ashe, weakly while lying face down on the floor: ..parkour..
Jesse: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Genji, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.
Ashe: Okay, what’s the plan?
McCree: Run for it!
Ashe: Bad plan. Plan B: fuck shit up. And die
Hanzo: That’s a great plan.
McCree: nO IT’S NOT
Genji: In my defence, I was left unsupervised
Reyes: Wasn't Jesse with you?
McCree: In my defence, I was left unsupervised too
Redraw of last years mer!hanzo for mermay
2019 version
D.va convinced Ashe to get her a shark army.
I’m losin’ it bc I forgot all about this line aND IT’S SO ZNASNDNASNDAS
Ashe: Whenever a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he’s a ‘player,’ but when I do it, I’m a ‘lesbian.’
(while texting)
Genji: SDJHFKSHG
Hanzo: What is that?
Genji: It's a keyboard smash
Hanzo: How do I do it?
Genji: Just press anything
Hanzo: 7
Reaper: What's your greatest strength?
McCree: Getting out of corn mazes.
Reaper: Uhm...ok. And your greatest weakness?
McCree: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.
Reaper, realizing he's in a corn maze: What the hell?
McCree: Guess this is my time to shine.
Ashe: The enemy can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions before engaging in battle-
McCree: [blows air horn] GET FUCKED
Genji: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker: What?
Hanzo: Ignore him.
Mercy: Would you slap genji for $1.5 million?
Hanzo: I’d slap Genji for fucking looking at me
Mercy: But that's murder!
Moira: Jesus Angela, grow up
Jesse: No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.