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Vote Johnny Lawrence
For the last few months I have been gone. Gone with the wind. But I'm back.to promote this video I helped create. Watch, enjoy, love! http://youtu.be/2T2srj9w2f4 http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=231499493501
Freshers flu is awful, I'm feeling so blue today
Where the hell have you been?
Okay, I’ve been gone for a while. Some say I was brutally murdered by squirrels, some say I was on a unicycle and fell off into a pool of sharks. Or maybe I was just super busy because my chemistry degree has restarted and I was enjoying it too much to think about Comedy.
You choose which one is true.
But I have been good and well, just incase my few followers were worried about me. Now as I have posted nothing in ages I’m gonna throw this at you. It’s beautiful.
I host an improv radio show, every Sunday. And it’s fun. And you should listen. Because it’s comedy and that’s why you’re reading this right? Right?
http://youtu.be/180aV_2W-sQ
So there’s the link. Follow the link. Love the link. Marry the link. Be forever linked to the link. Also please follow @UOnImprov on twitter, I have decided if we get to 1000 followers I will eat a hat…literally, and I’ll video it! Get spreading the word.
Video
Wait so why the fuck is 4chan pissed again??
She has just said what Takes me millions of words to say in a few sentences and I love her for it.
Last day on the freshers fair stall, met loads of lovely people, played flip flop on the radio and took a photo with this beast of a man. STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 9
Today i was on NSTV doing some improv. It was excellent fun. I'll let you know if they release the recording! 'Not so' STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 8
This is my punishment for forgetting to upload a photo yesterday. You get to see this ridiculous costume.
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 7
Here is my stupid selfie…I am so tired, the joys of helping out with all the Improv society freshers week stuff. Today I wrote loads of flyers, made a movie of our improv stuff, made a poster, put up our freshers fair stall, called me mum and updated twitter, had an hour long committee meeting and so much more. Hence why I haven’t posted much over the last 2 days!
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 6
Myself and sparksflyonestreet(Amber) chilling after a long day of mania. New comedy story coming up! Watch this space!! STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 5
On the planes of the Experi menti
Alike the Serengeti the first year labs of a chemistry department at university (or college if you’re American) could be narrated by David Attenborough with ease.
"Here at the water hole crowd young chemists, gathering and clambering for acetone, strive to clean and dry their glassware ready for a busy afternoon on the experi menti. The acetone has been left by ‘technicians’ of whom have a symbiotic relationship with the chemists, aiding them as much as they can"
"You can see the Beta chemists walking around slowly, they are more commonly known as ‘supervisors’ they are the more intelligent of the pack aiding to help the young chemists. Young chemists aim to become beta chemists, but this comes with age…and experience"
"Oh my look, a young chemist is aiming to attract a beta chemist, if we listen we may hear the mating call of the young chemist"
"Um, um, um, that’s not right, um, um, um"
"Oh no, he’s attracted the head supervisor, the alpha chemist, he has extensive experience…and age, this could make the young chemist feel stupid, and want to pretend he never made the mating call at all"
"Phew, a beta chemist got there before the alpha chemist, the alpha chemist returns to his hovel, the young chemist succeeds in his mating call"
I love chemistry.
Another Joke!
What's a Pirates Favourite Improv Game? It be pARGHty Quirks!
It’s my Chemistry Revision day. I love chemistry but revision is Boron.
What’s your favourite element…mines the element of surprise.
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 4
A Joke!
Wanna hear a sexist joke?
Ray Rice
Me posing with my Pink Floyd mug full of Coffee. It’s 2o’clock and I’m already wanting to go to bed.
Is this funny…I realise I’m too tired to write anything remotely funny right now.
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 3
This is back from my role in an upcoming movie “The BBQ Goblins” I should thank Mary for the makeup (@makeupmary) and I hope you enjoy the film when it’s released.
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 2
This is my daily stupid face selfie! From now on I shall upload a stupid selfie on a daily basis
STUPID FACE SELFIE: DAY 1
Childhood traits
Being a child was one of the best times of our lives. No bills to pay. No jobs to hunt for. No debts to be paid off.
Being a child was a time of naivety and fun. Rolling in the dirt, throwing temper tantrums, ahh do you remember the temper tantrums, ahh, “mummy why can’t i have chocolate…I WANT IT”…ahh, those were the good days, grass on your knees from a kick about in the park, sweets from granny when she visited. They were the best days of my life. That’s why I’m going to relive them.
Last week, I pushed over a trolley at the supermarket, ate a snail, pulled my trousers all the way down at the urinal, went to grandmas for lunch and had to be reminded of my manners, I got slapped for throwing a temper tantrum because I wasn’t allowed pudding, I didn’t eat my greens, I got my mum to push me on the swings, I questioned the meaning of everything, I dissected a worm. Caught a cold. Sneezed all over the dog. Span around really fast on the roundabout in the park. Flicked bogeys at girls. Ran around a playground pretending I was a Pokemon. And then got grounded for smashing the shed window with a football. Being a child is so much fun.
Much better than being stuck in an office wishing you could go out and have fun. Fun is easy to find, it just lies in what is regarded extreme behaviour, (being a child when you’re older than 18) that’s right X-marks the spot to find the treasure of happiness. Be extreme.
P.s yes I wrote an entire piece just to put in that “extreme” joke. My mummy will be proud. Hope I get a gold star!
