Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how dissapoin-
*answering machine picks up*
Alexis: Fuck.
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me and-
Mom: YOU LIED! YOU FUCKING LIED! WHY'D YOU DO IT!
Alexis: STOP IT, MOM!
Mom: YOU LIED!
Alexis: STOP! STOP! GOD DAMMIT!
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false, like you saying that I wore six inch Louboutins heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown Bebe shoes.
Mom: 29 DOLLARS!
Alexis: EVERYTIME YOU FUCKING YELL, I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!
Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the light you shed on me when I am going through such a hard time in my life. I opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, *mom starts crying* healthy, girl that I am – not even a girl – young woman. I am petrified! Petrified with this story!
Mom: *grunts*
Alexis: I’m so disappointed, and I’m letting you know that I will clear this up. Have a nice life. Goodbye.
Mom: That was beautiful. You did such a good job of expressing yourself.
