Have you accepted Bob Ross as your Lord and Savior

I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm a beacon of sin. My pronouns are ya boi or ya bitch if u feelin nasty. Gender is a prison and I will chew through the bars. This flesh vessel is 28 years old but it is not my first nor my last. Here for the heathens and the heretics.

[adiabat]

there should be a term like passenger princess but for when you’ve summoned your significant other or friend or family member to sit with a glass of wine and keep you company while you cook

[billymayslesbian]

sometimes tumblr pervert posting reads like it should have a png of the joker attached to it

[sailatina3]

The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice!

[eshasunrise]

It boggles the mind how a concept like "alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you're on extacy and give you shapeshifting and superpowers and make you eant to eat people and can transfer thoughts and emotions between hosts" ends up with such basic ass porn. Like, you don't have to be creative? The hard work is already done? Just indulge in the madness!

[livelovelaugh-777]

[cassili]

[noelle-ism]

from left to right: noob - leet - hacker hat progression

[livelovelaugh-777]

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[theehorsepusssy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[xanaxfarts]

unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

[xanaxfarts]

[gay--dog]

this post has reblogs off but i think about it all the time. truly evergreen post

[roymbrogart]

I made a friend! Literally!

I finished this brushbuddy art doll earlier this week and he is very cute. It's got a wire armature inside and is fully posable, including the leather fingers and toes. (There are also magnets in the feet to potentially stick it to things later.)

[annabelle--cane]

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

[wizardarchetypes]

i know i encourage people to learn tree ID and bird ID and love the world around them but the one thing i never warn ppl about is how dramatically it narrows your suspension of belief when you’re watching a tv show filmed thousands of miles from where it’s supposed to take place.

was going bananas watching a show set in Oregon but they didn’t edit out a constant chorus of eastern pheobes in the background, but i persevered. bc one i don’t care THAT much and 2 it’s kinda a fun part of the je ne sais quoi especially if the show sort of sucks

but i do have my limits and when i was watching a show set in northern Ohio, filmed in BC I actually quit it permanently when the characters walked into a stand of coastal douglas firs.

[wizardarchetypes]

frustrated further when i complained about this and someone from the PNW was like “yeah Ohio is so flat and nothing that was too obvious.”

☝️northern Ohio sits on one of the great lakes and was once home to one of the largest wetlands/swamps on the continent. colonial agriculture devastated it but its remnants have persevered. my issue was not that BC was too beautiful to be Ohio. It’s that Ohio’s beauty was not showcased.

[gallusrostromegalus]

STORY I NEED YOU TO READ THIS ARTICLE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST INSANE EXAMPLES OF THIS PHENOMENON AND I LOVE HOW THE AUTHOR DESCENDS INTO THE DEPTHS OF MADNESS OVER IT.

It’s One of the Weirdest Mistakes in Movie History. I Spent Months Investigating How It All Went Wrong.

The story behind cinema’s most mysterious bird.

[fairydropart]

Sunset Beach 

Speedpaint | FAQ | Prints

[aropride]

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

[reasonsforhope]

Vast majority of things that people on this site will tell you mean that something is incontrovertibly wrong with you, are in fact common and basic human traits and habits shared by like 70%+ of people tbqh

Tumblr post: xyz is proof you're irredeemable

Me to my therapist in college way back when: It's awful to admit this but I... I experience xyz. It feels horrific and shameful and I don't know what to do

Said therapist: xyz is extremely common, and it means nothing about you as a person. But since it's making you miserable, here's how you can work on experiencing it less

.

As someone who now literally edits psychology books for a living, I promise that this actually applies to the vast, vast majority (90% or more, even, maybe) of the sweeping moral statements I see on this website