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@queersamus | I ve been called an otter and a twink but really I m more of a ferret I do crime I m queer and sometimes my body moves in ways

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deltaomicronfive

Ngl guys this entire saga and phenomenon stumbled upon is fucking frying me.

segamascott

thickness-protection-program

my bad bro

dragongirlsnout

I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer

dragongirlsnout

Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*

$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998

viceisvice

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

inthefallofasparrow

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

boyhood

I have another cat named Chowder and we found him living in our house under a couch. He has the biggest head my vet had ever seen and his tongue is too big for his mouth.

boyhood

biggest head

boyhood

Ok you guys can have some more chowder pics

boyhood

Chowder uses his own massive head as a pillow

schlarklezyaoi

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

schlarklezyaoi

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

schlarklezyaoi

i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.

suppermariobroth

The 2D segments of Super Mario Odyssey feature a quality-of-life mechanic common in modern platformers whereby a grace period is given to Mario after running off a ledge during which he can still jump even though he is not touching the ground, to make platforming easier. This is called "coyote time" in game development, referring to the Looney Tunes cartoons featuring Wile E. Coyote, where he would often run off a cliff but remain suspended in mid-air without falling down.

The factors governing the amount of coyote time afforded to Mario are complex and based on all manners of speed and position variables, so it is not consistent how much of it the player can expect in any given situation. The footage shows one of the most gratuitous amounts of coyote time that has been documented in the game, afforded when Mario performs a crouch-jump and grazes a ledge on the way down, whereby he is able to perform a completely physics-defying save.