just breathe;

Triple Sig President. Allinah Levitt. The Comic Relief. *Insert cheesy joke here so hopefully you don't realize I don't know how to carry on an actual real life conversation without using practiced lines*

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jaylenmatthews:

“So I sat next to this real cute old lady on the way back. She reminded me of my grandma. But like– she started talking about this conspiracy theory about cats. Apparently, according to her, they’re alien spies. Like that’s why the ancient Egyptians worshiped them so much because the aliens left them there to spy on us and see how we develop as a civilization. And cats just act like domesticated animals so they can report back to the aliens on how we’re doing. It was… a super interesting perspective.”

“Did you know cats have over 20 muscles that control their ears, and that they sleep for about 70% of their lives? A cat has been mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, for 15 years. His name is Stubbs.”

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Evelyn: woke up with the worst wine headache of all time :( SOS please someone help me. Yes, I am quoting a Rihanna song.

Allinah: It's not healthy... for you to feel this way?

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She’d leaned a bit awkwardly back against the bar to try to pull off a bit of a ‘cool guy’ lean, “Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.”

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callumcjjohnson:

“If anybody wants to fill me in on details of my whereabouts and actions last night that would be great. And if you could do so in a whisper that would be even better”

Allinah shifted her eyes aside to see if he was speaking to her or not, “Oh. I was possibly or not possibly in my hotel room trying to arise Psamatheia? So I've got an alibi and wouldn't be the person to ask.”

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mxbelx:

“I’m pretty sure that girl completely just ate shit in the middle of the dance floor–” Mabel laughed, almost stumbling off her stool, “jeez people–learn to hold your liquor”

She’d looked to the scene being referred to and had nodded along, offering a bit of an off color smile “Well drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe.”

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Okaaay trying to make sure I am following everyone & the tags and whatnot but please feel free to hit me up with plots for this awkward duckling. (and Stella/Dominic are always fair game too friends) 

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And the truth is, you could stab me and with my last breath I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt..

(via sorrowbby)