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Right but I’ve always wondered — do Victoria’s Secret models have orgies after the fashion show? And if not, then why the fuck not? And if yes, can I be invited? I don’t even have to get involved, I swear I’ll just take a video and send it to TMZ to masturbate to later as well as, like, get rich and shit.
Most of them are married, I think. And if they aren't, they're probably straight... so that's why.
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truth or dare
Either or, to be honest... but I'm leaning towards dare.
Aww. You don’t want me to suck your dick?
That's the worst thing you've ever said, Blaise. I won't be able to get a boner for like, a year now.
@mimirollins:@reedread now you finally get why i was done with him huh? get better? it's not like i am sick, you dork. ugh idk why they would want me around ugh.
@reedread: @mimirollins he's negative energy. you could be sick though. mentally sick. you know, you could have a breakdown. we want you around because we miss you, mimi
Your mere presence is insulting — you smell like greasy theme park food. I don’t know where Consuela does her shopping, some organic whole food’s place in the city. There’s other places to get groceries than that insect-infested dump, you know.
We were just at a theme park, or something of the sort. Â I just thought that because you're so rich and whatnot, that you'd buy exquisite berries or whatever.
Pfft. Am I not your companion?
Yeah, but I only have about 3 female friends, and one of them is playing games with us right this moment. Besides, you're not that type of companion anyways.
Are you harassing the Princesses, Daugherty?
Not necessarily harassing them. I mean, at least I didn't try to cop a feel like Goofy did to you.Â
Due to the lack of female organs I’m not sure what were you even after.
Sex isn't everything, Blaise. I was just looking for a companion.
Your attempts at insulting me are more laughable than your attempts at joking, to be honest. I’m going to give you one more chance to save yourself from further embarrassment, so think really long and hard about your next response.
I wasn't even trying to insult you. I was pretty much just wondering where you bought your food and other basic necessities from, considering the fact that you think Wal-Mart is too low-end for you.
Apparently, if you wink at Ariel, the Little Mermaid, she'll get mad.
@mimirollins:@reedread stop, he is an asshole who just wants to be fucking rude and you know it. no please reed, this has to stop i don't want to go home
@reedread: @mimirollins i'm so over him already, i'm just done with him constantly being a douche. mimi, trust me, i just want you to get better but... i can't stop nine people from trying to find you
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@mimirollins:@reedread he cares? please, that asshole only wants to fuck me over. i heard he is driving, so maybe try getting him to realize how dumb it is for him to do it? maybe he will drive you all back?
@reedread: @mimirollins if someone drives literally hours to just bitch at you, then yeah, they do care. they could also be obsessed. i'll see what i can do, though, he's stubborn as hell.
@mimirollins:@reedread seriously i don't know why he would ever come along, just to yell at me? omg exactly why i left last night. do me a favor? please take everyone back home after you all get tired of florida, yeah?
@reedread: @mimirollins i know, obviously he still cares. i can't promise you that mimi, we're still worried, or at least some of us are, and i'm not in charge of the drive anyways
