blizzardâs writing process really be like âwhoâs the next female character to go evil? sylvanas is overplayed now. talanji? no, too new. jaina? no, already been done. ahhh yes how about tyrandeâ
Jaina Vanilla-Cata: Advocate for peace, powerful mage, a character that had a lot of potential as more than just Arthasâ Manpain origin. At times blurred the line between Horde and Alliance. A nerdy sweetheart that just wants to read.
Jaina MoP: Crazy Bitch
Jaina WoD-Legion: Whomst?
Jaina BFA: âOh my fucking god we forgot about Jaina. Does anyone remember who she is??? Sheâs Kul Tiran right??? Write something about that.â
Ysera Vanilla-WoTLK: Runt of the litter, baby sister of the Aspects, never done anything wrong. She just wants to take a nap. Sheâs basically the super chill grandma of all Druids right up there with Elune but no one cares because Cenarius has to put his nose in all the druid stuff. Letâs you smoke weed as long as it isnât in the house.
Ysera Cata: No one let her fucking nap so now she has to wake up and save the god damn world. Again.
Ysera Legion: Gets corrupted in some shitty cinematic in the most bullshit possible way after forcing Tyrande to choose between saving her or Malfurion in what has to be the most annoying quest chain in the history of histories. What galaxy brain at Blizzard thought half an hour of Malfurion whining would ever be a good idea. What the fuck. Then as a cherry on top the chain concludes with the player being forced to kill her.
Sylvanas Vanilla-BC: A tragic villain, very sympathetic. A brilliant strategist and powerful ranger. Died for people that went on to spurn her. She did horrible things because she was forced to do them and because of this those that turned her away hated her even more. Grew into her role as a villain out of necessity before eventually embracing it. Very much a âyou want a villain? Iâll give you a villainâ type character.
Sylvanas WoTLK: Shows up once or twice to fight the dude that killed her and whom she swore vengeance against. Gets betrayed by two (2) of her own. Gets an even shittier rep. Once Arthas kicks the bucket she kills herself at the first opportunity. It doesnât stick.
Sylvanas Cata: Gets called a bitch. Dies again. Cromush, the only valid orc, makes sure the valkyrie resurrect her.
Sylvanas MoP-WoD: âOh my fucking god we forgot about Sylvanas. If we have to include her in SoO we have to make her hit on Lor'themar though.â
Sylvanas Legion: âWhomst??? Oh, her. Make her Warchief or some shit. Who cares. Doesnât matter. Hordeâs playing Warchief Roulette anyway weâll just evict her ass come BFA.â
Sylvanas BFA: They evicted her ass. Also sheâs Crazy now.
Tyrande Vanilla: War veteran that fought demons in Hyjal and won. Leader of Night Elves for the past ten thousand years. Unofficial president of the Elune fan club. A little snooty but thatâs okay, at least she knows who she is and she isnât afraid to show it. Not really relevant for some reason??? Despite being such a major character??? She ran her course as development for Malfurion and Illidan and now is only included for the sake of consistency.
Tyrande BC-Legion: Whomst?
Tyrande BFA: Crazy Bitch












