Seize The Day

~Aly~ This is Shinee5 and we are right by your side America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel

[geegeexoxo]

Well

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

when i catch my cat eating plastic

[princesconsuela]

#december mood

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[theabyssmeowsback]

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

[lunarecord]

oh my god this is amazing

[lesbianrey]

he’s not valid

[nepofledgling]

who isn’t?

[lesbianrey]

the nsa agent reading this :)

[hytheter]

Imagine working hard all day, doing what you can to keep the citizens of your country safe, getting home and thinking “time to unwind! I might check my tumblr dash” only to find this

[lesbianrey]

i diagnose you with bitch

[spunkyspy]

“You wanna know another little fun fact? You’re getting married to a foreigner…bon appetit”

[meat-kat-ultra]

90 day fiance, episode one: My Colombian bride has dinner with my mom. Its a little awkward

90 day fiance, most recent episode: My american boyfriend reveled he stalked all his prevouis girlfriends and tried to burn down his house. He then runs into the Amazonian wilderness and threatens to jump into a contaminated river, possibly to commit suicide. I am then mugged by a machete wielding bandit

[bananalizard]

anyone else really addicted to 90 Day Fiancé on TLC because I’m reALLY ADDICTED TO 90 DAY FIANCÉ

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

Antique 1.06 ct Opal and 0.48 ct Diamond, 14 ct Rose Gold Cluster Ring

c. 1900 France

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

the three kinds of christmas songs

religious

asking santa for something

wanting to fuck santa 

[orriculum]

santa baby is all three

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[kidlazer]

[spectaclesuzuki-blog]

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[pyrogina]

between the snow, floating oranges, and faint music in the background this feels like a fever dream that i never want to wake up from.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[k-worlddd]

[geegeexoxo]

Haven't used tumblr in like 1/3 a year but I finally remembered my password

[twitterlols]