mouthful of cavities

✟ olive 25 they/she ✟ femme dyke kitchen bitch wife: braindamagebutch

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

my blog is 18+ 🇵🇸

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the other day at work i told some people i was “about to go full blown mean dyke mode” and everyone thought it was fucking hilarious like i don’t know how to make it more clear that im dead serious without actually being my worst self in front of everyone. im so close to snapping im so close

[dreamstars]

"Flower Nails", made by Masaharo Ono (2005)

[tall]

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[rosieandthemoon]

"La Femme-Escargot" circa 1900

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[oldinterneticons]

[lamignonette]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

genuinely i was born to absolutely rock at lesbian sex and it’s so funny because most people know me for my food or being funny or some shit but the thing im really best at is fucking and that is not really a skill i have been able to share with people other than my wife so far. i cant even really talk about it to anyone, especially not in the hyperdetailed language i prefer to use in all of my topics of conversation. so its like this secret talent because i don’t think i generally give the vibe of someone who seriously fucks

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

i came up with this but i don’t have a cf on instagram so my wife stole it

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my wife graduates today everybody say congratulations rae we love you rae

[aaaangel444]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

my brother is coming into town tomorrow for my wife’s graduation and staying at our place but the thing is he didn’t tell us this information until noon today

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

now im eating this fancy salad from work with my hands getting crazy heartburn from the shallots and chives

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

keep getting high as fuck in my coworkers car every day and getting so scared when we pull up to my building and i have to climb the stairs