life is not a race

Misha. Polish. 22 they/them. Mostly Ace. Full-time occupation: geek. Because who needs real life anyway? Mentally 12 but living on their own...

[neverendingfanart]

Happy with you.

[ivorytowershigh]

Merle Oberon as George Sand / Aurore Dupin de Francueil

[asterein]

“Most people blunder around this city and all they see are streets and shops and cars. When you walk with Sherlock Holmes you see the battlefield.”

- Mycroft Holmes

[fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors]

Tell It to the Bees dir. Annabel Jankel (2018)

In 1950s small-town Britain, a doctor develops an intimate relationship with her young patient’s mother.

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck

[traegorn]

I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.

[comicstripcritic-deactivated201]

what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!

[mishscollins]

[sweetlittlekitty]

Falling in love~ ♡♡♡

Commissioned by aquabelacqua as a follow up to her lovely piece of fiction :)

It is a sort of ‘what happened next’ interpretation for her story “Love Notes: Heliocentric”, which can be found here!

[uncle-knobheads]

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

[thewightknight]

I’m finishing up my longest fic to date, which broke 20K, and am reminded yet again of the awe I feel when I come across authors who regularly give us fics 50K, 100K, or more in length. To have that much love, that much commitment, to a story? That deserves so much recognition. Thanks to all of you who continue to give us such epic content.

[insanitysilver]

To see how many book pages your word count roughly ROUGHLY translates to you can divide the total word count by 250. 

For example, a 50,000 word count / 250 = approx 200 book pages. 

(((Of course how much dialogue you use / what size the book is printed / lots of other factors change things, but it’s a cool starting number)))

[doublenegativemeansyes]

no nightmare, …please

[cabinsdaily]

[brenna]

“There was a moment, must have been 15 years ago. I should have said it then, and I didn’t. And I want to say it now. It’s always been you.” -Jocelyn Knight. Broadchurch, Season 2, Episode 7.

[e--q]

And The Address Is 221B Baker Street

Drawing - Tinted Charcoal

[pencilbrony]

[vantwinblade]

I hate you all.

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

[kaledo-fanfikcja]

Someone: Queerbaiting isn’t a thing and there are no cases of it in tv

Me:

[eroscestlavie]

itunes is lame so excuse my literal phone recording but this clip from the ragnarok director’s commentary where Taika’s baby daughter comes in and starts babbling at what’s happening onscreen is. maybe the purest thing i have ever witnessed 

[eroscestlavie]

anyone who’s having a bad day pls watch this 

[80slesbiab]

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN