It Was Just A Joke

Problematic Problem-addicts 2 best friends who can't get a hold of their mitochondria Pisces and Gemini 14 years young Freshmen stereotype

[geeksandrice-blog]

The Drug Squads

Weed: Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Leo

Cocaine: Aries, Libra, Gemini

LSD: Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo

Meth: Aquarius, Scorpio

[frnkieromustnotlive-blog]

Where is Capricorn 😂

[geeksandrice-blog]

They the dealers 😂 oops

[geeksandrice-blog]

The Drug Squads

Weed: Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Leo Cocaine: Aries, Libra, Gemini LSD: Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo Meth: Aquarius, Scorpio

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[pentecost]

[dreamvillainous-deactivated2016]

Same

[geeksandrice-blog]

The Signs in an Argument

Aries: Gets really defensive, consistently fires simple insults Taurus: wins with one sarcastic remark Gemini: whines, rolls eyes, and calls you a slut Cancer: *cries* Leo: ignoring every word said, probably painting their nails Virgo: Thinks about a very strategic comeback, fires back with knockout Libra: comebacks are on time, and witty, but no one wins Scorpio: Stares deeply into your eyes and scares the actual living fuck out of you Sagittarius: *nonchalantly exists* Capricorn: Says something about your mother Aquarius: Pukes out a secret that they told you back in August of '72 Pisces: Is offended, but laughs it off, stutters when it's comeback time

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[skygenders]

The Incredibles and Tumblr

[kehinki]

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

[saskawitch]

They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man. 

He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters. 

[followthebluebell]

Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.

This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.  During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.

[roachpatrol]

The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. There’s a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isn’t going to kidnap herself, here, christ. 

Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers. 

[brainbubblegum]

[suffics]

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

[pilgrimkitty]

My dad wanted to buy Star Wars tickets for my birthday, (the premiere is actually 8 days after my birthday but it still counts). But he did order soon enough and now they’re sold out for the 18th, the 19th and the 20th.

I mean, I told him that when I got my midnight release tickets for episode 3 I had to buy them 2 and a half months in advance, but he didn’t take me seriously.

[geeksandrice-blog]

It’s so hard to get tickets I’m trying. #tb to when I was 4 years old when Revenge of the Sith came out 😂

[pilgrimkitty]

Oh my god, I was in college. How were you 4? I feel old now.

[geeksandrice-blog]

I wanna say that came out 2005 right? I’m almost 15. Age is but a number dear.

Age mattress not, look at me, judge me by my age do you?

[geeksandrice-blog]

Fuck I just realized that says mattress...

[pilgrimkitty]

My dad wanted to buy Star Wars tickets for my birthday, (the premiere is actually 8 days after my birthday but it still counts). But he did order soon enough and now they’re sold out for the 18th, the 19th and the 20th.

I mean, I told him that when I got my midnight release tickets for episode 3 I had to buy them 2 and a half months in advance, but he didn’t take me seriously.

[geeksandrice-blog]

It’s so hard to get tickets I’m trying. #tb to when I was 4 years old when Revenge of the Sith came out 😂

[pilgrimkitty]

Oh my god, I was in college. How were you 4? I feel old now.

[geeksandrice-blog]

I wanna say that came out 2005 right? I'm almost 15. Age is but a number dear.

Age mattress not, look at me, judge me by my age do you?

[geeksandrice-blog]

Having Dry Skin Like:

Person: Is that an allergic reaction...?

Me: No, that's my face.

[pilgrimkitty]

My dad wanted to buy Star Wars tickets for my birthday, (the premiere is actually 8 days after my birthday but it still counts). But he did order soon enough and now they’re sold out for the 18th, the 19th and the 20th.

I mean, I told him that when I got my midnight release tickets for episode 3 I had to buy them 2 and a half months in advance, but he didn’t take me seriously.

[geeksandrice-blog]

It's so hard to get tickets I'm trying. #tb to when I was 4 years old when Revenge of the Sith came out 😂

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[jukadiie]

[worldwide-revolution-deactivate]

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

[i-partied-with-gatsby-deactivat]

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

[nonwhiteteethteens]

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

[elecocochoco]

The problem with HIV is that this virus is extremely fast in evolving and that means it becomes resistant to a certain temporary cure in a brief time.

That said, if this man really found out a cure for this contemporary HIV version of the virus IT IS VITAL TO SPREAD IT NOW as the virus changes VERY QUICKLY

[geeksandrice-blog]

Having Dry Skin Like:

Person: Is that an allergic reaction...?

Me: No, that's my face.

[stormthegalaxies]

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

[your-insanities]

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read