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[daddysbadbabe]

REBLOG if you are thinking of masturbating, you are masturbating or just got done masturbating.

[justified-delusion]

Reblog if you’re wet or hard and horny right now.

[justified-delusion]

Reblog if you’re wet or hard and horny right now.

[cryptid-corpse]

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

[drops-of-universe]

Cuddling naked under the blankets on a cold day just feeling each other’s warmth would fix me

[sven3008]

Reblog if you masturbate while on tumblr

[missdying]

[geekshimp]

I’d love to have those sunk into my neck

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[tea-trek-deactivated20201204]

Lol this made me laugh so much. I want it on repeat this Christmas.

[thirdevee]

Get you a girl

Who you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magic

But also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.

[kisforkittenxo]

@ivy369 @iamstarstuffxx 👀

[geekshimp]

Yes please

[fillherpussy]

Reblog if you want to have unprotected sex

[my-teen-quote]

[sizvideos]

[tunte]

Why

[loremerchant]

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

[tha-spaso-koupes]

holy shit

[justalifelongphase]

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

[gician]

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

/quick safety announcement

[nijuukoo]

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

[kiokushitakaa]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

[nellipusen]

can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.

[bread-of-death]

@madnooselad

I TOLD YOU!

DO

NOT!!!

USE FUCKING WATER

YOU WILL DIE

[makingheramommy]

Reblog if..

You’re in the mood to take a potent load deep in your pussy..

or

You’re in the mood to shoot your seed into a fertile womb

[phenomenal-vibrations]

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

[askboxmemes]

Reblog And See What People Want From You!

1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine 15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

[illypleaserbabe]

[geekshimp]

Truth

[shakboysmen]

[cum-in-your-wife]

And never pull out