Hot cheetos and Taco Bell have to be the best Valentine I’ve ever had, hands down.
Food before dudes, Girl.

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Hot cheetos and Taco Bell have to be the best Valentine I’ve ever had, hands down.
Food before dudes, Girl.
I quite possibly could, indeed, be that desperate.
I'm sure some sweet lad is going to ask you.
I think I want to do that.
Why? You can't be that desperate!
I really want to call my old boyfriend for Valentines day because being lonely sucks.
Trust me, you wouldn't want to do that.
Is is sad that everything I own fits in this backpack?
What are you? Dora the Explorer?
It’s passionate, and hot and there’s something incredibly thrilling about fucking some stranger you might never see again. Liberating even. These people don’t want shit from you but pleasure, same as you want from them. I mean, that’s just me anyway. I don’t know about what these woodland fairies are thinking.
Meh.. Leave me to be a part of the .1 percent who'd rather make love to somebody they really love. I mean, I have nothing against passionate sex with a stranger.. I get that it's exciting. It's just a personal choice of mine to wait. You know what? I'm surprised.. as much as the fairies appear all sweet and cute, they're pretty much the loudest of the bunch.
Sex, mainly, that’s a want. Arguably anyway.
What's so great about sex anyway? I've noticed that the creatures around here had been.. very active about it.
Oh yeah, sure. It’s just necessities.
Really? But what are the actual wants?
That and a good fucking party. I need booze, sex and blood.
Girl, you sure are high-maintenance.
Venturing into the city this weekend, you’re all boring.
The city? To hunt for human blood?
Of course?
You're a succubus. That's what you do.
I love seducing people and convincing them to give me free meals. It works every time.
Of course.
How am I supposed to know? I’m not a wizard.
Clearly, and wizards don't look this hairy and smell this.. distinctive?
What would you even do with wolf fur?
What couldn't I do with wolf fur? I'm a witch, I make potions and spells. Must I knock you out with my broomstick to understand that?
Next person to make a dog joke better sleep with his or her eyes open.
No dog jokes over here, Mister. Just searching for wolf fur that I would need for my magical cauldron.
Well, he failed. Unless he was never up for the role.
I mean, he played the weird ass character flawlessly, but it was bizarre.
He could've lost the golden teeth and the Alien name could've worked out.