[soniclovemail]

i spent a whole ass hour on this

[ohthatdragon]

4 precious years of this weird, adorkable face. Happy birthday, buddy!

[voydgear]

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[loverofpiggies]

merry christmas

[beachdeath]

mitski was right. nobody.

[bisoucy]

[geezandcrackers]

Wow Skinny Legend! My wig? Flew! The tea is piping! Spill the wig. Is your tea flew yet? Yes queen! Keep on slaying!

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[protest-deactivated20190212]

[teathattast]

[geezandcrackers]

just letting you know that bi people deserve to be erased and thats just the tea sis.

these asexuals starting to get mad cause moses isn’t parting they cheeks like he did the red sea 🤷🏼‍♀️

[bardstardish]

Even bohemian rhapsody does the bury your gays trope...

freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????

[bardstardish]

[bucketofminnow]

GUYS CATS LAY ON BEDS NOW!!!!!!!!!

[lunaeregia]

overwatch aren’t u tired of releasing more white women like aren’t u done

[despazito]

im a furry :C

[rslashrats]

get well soon!

[despazito]

thanks

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

top this, bottom that, I know damn well most of you ain’t having any sex.

[wern]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today